Craziest Lanye Stories

Mzee_Mashavu · April 17, 2023, 2:10pm

vivian cums like shit ukimpata na nyege

sperminator · April 17, 2023, 2:19pm

but hayuko

anon46421834 · April 17, 2023, 3:10pm

Leta number ya Vivian wee umbwaa

sperminator · April 17, 2023, 3:32pm

ulisema umeacha malaya

MTINGIZA_KITANDA · April 17, 2023, 3:34pm

Inaitwa relapse…

anon46421834 · April 17, 2023, 3:40pm

Enigma anataka for study purposes

Zakkkkkkk · April 18, 2023, 10:27am

Cum= mikojo

The_Grand_Master · April 18, 2023, 12:02pm

Leta digits

anon46421834 · April 21, 2023, 9:38am

Ukianza kudeenya nyap ikua sio tight halafu uanze kuskia periodically inakua tight ni dem ndio anafinya mavi

Jangilibandit · April 22, 2023, 9:54am

Wanakijiji have kept me entertained for the past one week or more! So as a glorified punter wacha pia mimi nifungue server za mahekaya! Skiza story!

Jayden had just removed the curfew, mimi na boys hao tumechochana tuteremke county 001 tupige mwili pole na madafu na mayengz wa Coasto! So siku moja on a Thursday tumetoka local yetu pale Nyali, ratio hiyo siku haikuwa fiti hatujateka watu kwa club. Masaa ni za midnight tunapigia madem wote tunajua kwa contact list around hiyo area code but wote walikuwa wamelala ama wameshatekwa na maninja wengine!

Tukasema haidhuru kuna siku hunt hukataa tukaamua twende tukadoz ndio weekend yote tusumbue. Sisi hao kwa jalopy ya buda ya boyz tumeset destination Shanzu kwa bnb yenye tulikuwa tumeshika. Kwa wale mnajua Nyali masaa za midnight mnajua Links Rd hugeuka danguro ukieleka pande za mall. Sisi tukaanza kudrive speed ya 5km/hr tukisafisha mecho na kusumbua maliar without the intent ya kuteka.

Selection haikuwa mzuri ni kama top layer yote ilikuwa imefagiliwa na watu walikuwa wameshinda na blue balls wakati wa curfew. Tukafika karibu na mall tukaona ka petite mali safi kuruka kanatembea kuenda stage. Petite kalikuwa kafupi very portable kiuno ni wasp lakini haga amebarikiwa tu size yake. As the fisi I am lazima nichokoze tu hata kama najua sibebi cargo. Kumbe dem alikuwa anafika sides za Bamburi tukaoffer kumdrop kwa njia hapo junction. Dem hakuhesitate akaruka ndani back bench tukaanza safari.

Madrinks zilikuwa zimeshika size yake ngoma iko juu kutoa mahasira za kukosa kutekana club. Pale nyuma petite babe ako pale tu mawhining na twerkin! Boyz wangu akaanza kurusha mtama vile aliona kifaa kinajua kuzunguka kama wale walienda training ya kuzungusha kiuno kwa ma auntie zao. Dem akaanza kujidai vile yeye ni pro na anaweza tupea 2 for 1 special juu leo biz ilikuwa imenuka. Mimi kudishi malair wa street nakuwanga nimechorea nikamchapia niko break labda aconvince boyz wangu!

Dem akarusha lugha kwa boyz and she was very convincing. Tulijipata tunaenda out of our way kufikisha yengz Bamburi. Bamburi ndio club zilikuwa zimeanza kushika tukiamua why not take two for the road tukiendanga. Yengz tukamuuliza tumuache wapi lakini vile aliona tunaenda sherehe lazima ajoin. Tukasema haidhuru company ya yengz is always appreciated and atleast tutaona hizo twerking skills in action.

Tukapark gari tukasample clubs kadhaa na tukabaki ndani ya moja. Tukasema beer haziwezi tukashika kanuthu tukasip polepole. After like one hr boys amekula dem matako kwa dance floor mzinga kameland tukasema gps imepoint home. Boyz wangu alikuwa kidogo nje karibu azime. Tukahead kwa ndai nikashow dem chukua tuktuk nitalipa. MAKOSA! Dem akakuja juu akasema hatuwezi kaa na yeye hiyo time yote atuentertain na kudancia boyz halafu tumwache hivo. Sisi wasamaria wema wa kupeana lift tukageuziwa. Dem akaanza kuwa chizi akisema vile atavunja vunja ndai tusipomlipa 3k. Boyz wangu tayari ako kwa passenger amezima anadai hawezi perform. Mimi nashangaa how to diffuse this bomb about to go off. Ka umati ka watu wa boda kashakuja kameform kanaskika story. Dem in hand ako na mawe mbili ready to cause havoc to my boyz dad German machine. Nikachukua dem nikasongesha kando nikamwambia nakupea thao kila mtu aende zake juu nilihesabu potential losses to the jalopy nikasema it aint worth it.

Dem akakwamilia 1500. Nikashangaa mbona napea yengz pesa ya bure badala ya kutandika hiyo mali juu ya vile alikuwa amenikasirisha. Akadai twende kwake nimnyoroshee huku akule hiyo 1500 deserved. From the whole night nilikuwa nimeona vile anadance na kuwhine nikaona sekete itakua moja swafi. But nikaona kwake haiwezi since mtu huendagi place hulipi rent kuchafua manzi. That’s how I took a boda to take her as far away from the car as possible tukajipata nje ya lojo! Boyz nimelockia kwa gari yao mimi huyu nanegotiate room short stay ya 30mins kwa lojo. Damage 200 nikaongezea cd juu situmiangi hizi vitu za bure.

Tulifika room dem akastrip akanistrip. Mimi kwa akili yangu najua vile nachapa haka kapetite hadi kuma itoe moshi juu ya vile alikuwa ameniudhi. Nakwambia demu akaanza kunipa head hasira zote zikaisha. Gwak gwak gwak 3000, boychild akaanza kuascend into the outer space. 2 mins later akavisha raincoat tukaanza kazi. Zangu zilikuwa zimeshika so najua threshold leo hatufiki haraka. Huyu dem nilimpendua stylez kama nane for the next 20mins hadi akasquirt kwa kitanda. Nikamweka collapsed doggy nikapump hasira yote ilikuwa imebaki nikafika threshold. By this time totoz anajiongelesha.

This is where the story turns ugly. Sisi wote tumefika threshold tumelala juu ya bed avoiding the wet part tukipumzika ndio kila mtu aende zake. Yengz akadai hajawai kulwa hizo tena na anadai kunipa extra shot for free. Cant lie the pussy was warm & tight na yengz alikuwa amebarikiwa na skills nikaona hakuna vile nawacha. Anyways I have to get full value for my money anyways. Yengz akaanza kucheza na mzee abdalla and in a few moments ako ready for the 2nd half. Wacha yengz aanze kuongelesha mtu hayuko kwa room. Ati ‘aki nimependa vile amenidinya’ ‘wacha tu nimpee round moja ingine’ ‘niko horny mbaya’! At this point boychild is confused at what is happening nashangaa kwani tuko threesome na sijui. Mzee abdalla ashaenda flaccid state akajua hapa ni kubad. Dem continues ‘Nitalipia hii round mimi mwenyewe’ ‘aki please wacha anitombe’ ‘umekataa kabisa?’ ! Mimi at this point naangalia vile nachukua nguo zangu nitoke mbio nivalie nguo huko na mbele! Dem ikanigeukia akasema ama wacha tu nikupee kesho unaeza ata kuja kwangu. At this point am just going along with everything she says, akadai number nikampa akapiga hadi kuconfirm, nikampea pesa zake na nikavaa nguo kama jangili inafuatwa na subaru ya mambaru! Dem akaapologize mara mia and insisted to take me back to the car. Nikasema niko fiti nikamwonbeza hadi za nduthi na nikasepa. Kwa nduthi nikashukuru Mungu wangu kunitoa kwa the claws of the devil swearing never to fuck a shiny eye again. Nikafika kwa ndai napata boyz amedoz peacefully unaware karibu aniache Mombasa kwa maji ya bahari. The drive home was unusually long nikapitia nusu ingine nikunywe nizime.

The next day around 11am dem akanipigia akanishow ako home hapo karibu na lojo niende nimalizie ile round ya jana. Akanishow hadi anaweza ita galdem wake akuje tupige threesome na pia atanipikia biryani kuku, mimi nikuje tu na mzinga. Cant lie I seriously thought about it with my lower brain but I quickly came back to my senses and blocked that bitch.

Wanakijiji wacha niwawarn in Ruto’s voice Ndio tukuimbie Luwere sio lazima tu ukule shiny eye dry fry ama akulambe lambe mdomo na dick, pia wasichana wa pwani wananweza kukupeleka kwa bahari never to be seen or heard again!

Hekaya zingine nitarusha nikiovercome ptsd hii hadithi imenizudishia!

Wamathuruari · April 22, 2023, 10:02am

Jangilibandit:

Wanakijiji have kept me entertained for the past one week or more! So as a glorified punter wacha pia mimi nifungue server za mahekaya! Skiza story!

Jayden had just removed the curfew, mimi na boys hao tumechochana tuteremke county 001 tupige mwili pole na madafu na mayengz wa Coasto! So siku moja on a Thursday tumetoka local yetu pale Nyali, ratio hiyo siku haikuwa fiti hatujateka watu kwa club. Masaa ni za midnight tunapigia madem wote tunajua kwa contact list around hiyo area code but wote walikuwa wamelala ama wameshatekwa na maninja wengine!

Tukasema haidhuru kuna siku hunt hukataa tukaamua twende tukadoz ndio weekend yote tusumbue. Sisi hao kwa jalopy ya buda ya boyz tumeset destination Shanzu kwa bnb yenye tulikuwa tumeshika. Kwa wale mnajua Nyali masaa za midnight mnajua Links Rd hugeuka danguro ukieleka pande za mall. Sisi tukaanza kudrive speed ya 5km/hr tukisafisha mecho na kusumbua maliar without the intent ya kuteka.

Selection haikuwa mzuri ni kama top layer yote ilikuwa imefagiliwa na watu walikuwa wameshinda na blue balls wakati wa curfew. Tukafika karibu na mall tukaona ka petite mali safi kuruka kanatembea kuenda stage. Petite kalikuwa kafupi very portable kiuno ni wasp lakini haga amebarikiwa tu size yake. As the fisi I am lazima nichokoze tu hata kama najua sibebi cargo. Kumbe dem alikuwa anafika sides za Bamburi tukaoffer kumdrop kwa njia hapo junction. Dem hakuhesitate akaruka ndani back bench tukaanza safari.

Madrinks zilikuwa zimeshika size yake ngoma iko juu kutoa mahasira za kukosa kutekana club. Pale nyuma petite babe ako pale tu mawhining na twerkin! Boyz wangu akaanza kurusha mtama vile aliona kifaa kinajua kuzunguka kama wale walienda training ya kuzungusha kiuno kwa ma auntie zao. Dem akaanza kujidai vile yeye ni pro na anaweza tupea 2 for 1 special juu leo biz ilikuwa imenuka. Mimi kudishi malair wa street nakuwanga nimechorea nikamchapia niko break labda aconvince boyz wangu!

Dem akarusha lugha kwa boyz and she was very convincing. Tulijipata tunaenda out of our way kufikisha yengz Bamburi. Bamburi ndio club zilikuwa zimeanza kushika tukiamua why not take two for the road tukiendanga. Yengz tukamuuliza tumuache wapi lakini vile aliona tunaenda sherehe lazima ajoin. Tukasema haidhuru company ya yengz is always appreciated and atleast tutaona hizo twerking skills in action.

Tukapark gari tukasample clubs kadhaa na tukabaki ndani ya moja. Tukasema beer haziwezi tukashika kanuthu tukasip polepole. After like one hr boys amekula dem matako kwa dance floor mzinga kameland tukasema gps imepoint home. Boyz wangu alikuwa kidogo nje karibu azime. Tukahead kwa ndai nikashow dem chukua tuktuk nitalipa. MAKOSA! Dem akakuja juu akasema hatuwezi kaa na yeye hiyo time yote atuentertain na kudancia boyz halafu tumwache hivo. Sisi wasamaria wema wa kupeana lift tukageuziwa. Dem akaanza kuwa chizi akisema vile atavunja vunja ndai tusipomlipa 3k. Boyz wangu tayari ako kwa passenger amezima anadai hawezi perform. Mimi nashangaa how to diffuse this bomb about to go off. Ka umati ka watu wa boda kashakuja kameform kanaskika story. Dem in hand ako na mawe mbili ready to cause havoc to my boyz dad German machine. Nikachukua dem nikasongesha kando nikamwambia nakupea thao kila mtu aende zake juu nilihesabu potential losses to the jalopy nikasema it aint worth it.

Dem akakwamilia 1500. Nikashangaa mbona napea yengz pesa ya bure badala ya kutandika hiyo mali juu ya vile alikuwa amenikasirisha. Akadai twende kwake nimnyoroshee huku akule hiyo 1500 deserved. From the whole night nilikuwa nimeona vile anadance na kuwhine nikaona sekete itakua moja swafi. But nikaona kwake haiwezi since mtu huendagi place hulipi rent kuchafua manzi. That’s how I took a boda to take her as far away from the car as possible tukajipata nje ya lojo! Boyz nimelockia kwa gari yao mimi huyu nanegotiate room short stay ya 30mins kwa lojo. Damage 200 nikaongezea cd juu situmiangi hizi vitu za bure.

Tulifika room dem akastrip akanistrip. Mimi kwa akili yangu najua vile nachapa haka kapetite hadi kuma itoe moshi juu ya vile alikuwa ameniudhi. Nakwambia demu akaanza kunipa head hasira zote zikaisha. Gwak gwak gwak 3000, boychild akaanza kuascend into the outer space. 2 mins later akavisha raincoat tukaanza kazi. Zangu zilikuwa zimeshika so najua threshold leo hatufiki haraka. Huyu dem nilimpendua stylez kama nane for the next 20mins hadi akasquirt kwa kitanda. Nikamweka collapsed doggy nikapump hasira yote ilikuwa imebaki nikafika threshold. By this time totoz anajiongelesha.

This is where the story turns ugly. Sisi wote tumefika threshold tumelala juu ya bed avoiding the wet part tukipumzika ndio kila mtu aende zake. Yengz akadai hajawai kulwa hizo tena na anadai kunipa extra shot for free. Cant lie the puy was warm & tight na yengz alikuwa amebarikiwa na skills nikaona hakuna vile nawacha. Anyways I have to get full value for my money anyways. Yengz akaanza kucheza na mzee abdalla and in a few moments ako ready for the 2nd half. Wacha yengz aanze kuongelesha mtu hayuko kwa room. Ati ‘aki nimependa vile amenidinya’ ‘wacha tu nimpee round moja ingine’ ‘niko horny mbaya’! At this point boychild is confused at what is happening nashangaa kwani tuko threesome na sijui. Mzee abdalla ashaenda flaccid state akajua hapa ni kubad. Dem continues ‘Nitalipia hii round mimi mwenyewe’ ‘aki please wacha anitombe’ ‘umekataa kabisa?’ ! Mimi at this point naangalia vile nachukua nguo zangu nitoke mbio nivalie nguo huko na mbele! Dem ikanigeukia akasema ama wacha tu nikupee kesho unaeza ata kuja kwangu. At this point am just going along with everything she says, akadai number nikampa akapiga hadi kuconfirm, nikampea pesa zake na nikavaa nguo kama jangili inafuatwa na subaru ya mambaru! Dem akaapologize mara mia and insisted to take me back to the car. Nikasema niko fiti nikamwonbeza hadi za nduthi na nikasepa. Kwa nduthi nikashukuru Mungu wangu kunitoa kwa the claws of the devil swearing never to fk a shiny eye again. Nikafika kwa ndai napata boyz amedoz peacefully unaware karibu aniache Mombasa kwa maji ya bahari. The drive home was unusually long nikapitia nusu ingine nikunywe nizime.

The next day around 11am dem akanipigia akanishow ako home hapo karibu na lojo niende nimalizie ile round ya jana. Akanishow hadi anaweza ita galdem wake akuje tupige threesome na pia atanipikia biryani kuku, mimi nikuje tu na mzinga. Cant lie I seriously thought about it with my lower brain but I quickly came back to my senses and blocked that bitch.

Wanakijiji wacha niwawarn in Ruto’s voice Ndio tukuimbie Luwere sio lazima tu ukule shiny eye dry fry ama akulambe lambe mdomo na d*ck, pia wasichana wa pwani wananweza kukupeleka kwa bahari never to be seen or heard again!

Hekaya zingine nitarusha nikiovercome ptsd hii hadithi imenizudishia!

:D:D:D hekaya swafii

sperminator · April 22, 2023, 10:04am

Enigma unastudy kuingiza mboo kwa kuma

Trucker · April 22, 2023, 10:41am

Jangilibandit:

Wanakijiji have kept me entertained for the past one week or more! So as a glorified punter wacha pia mimi nifungue server za mahekaya! Skiza story!

Jayden had just removed the curfew, mimi na boys hao tumechochana tuteremke county 001 tupige mwili pole na madafu na mayengz wa Coasto! So siku moja on a Thursday tumetoka local yetu pale Nyali, ratio hiyo siku haikuwa fiti hatujateka watu kwa club. Masaa ni za midnight tunapigia madem wote tunajua kwa contact list around hiyo area code but wote walikuwa wamelala ama wameshatekwa na maninja wengine!

Tukasema haidhuru kuna siku hunt hukataa tukaamua twende tukadoz ndio weekend yote tusumbue. Sisi hao kwa jalopy ya buda ya boyz tumeset destination Shanzu kwa bnb yenye tulikuwa tumeshika. Kwa wale mnajua Nyali masaa za midnight mnajua Links Rd hugeuka danguro ukieleka pande za mall. Sisi tukaanza kudrive speed ya 5km/hr tukisafisha mecho na kusumbua maliar without the intent ya kuteka.

Selection haikuwa mzuri ni kama top layer yote ilikuwa imefagiliwa na watu walikuwa wameshinda na blue balls wakati wa curfew. Tukafika karibu na mall tukaona ka petite mali safi kuruka kanatembea kuenda stage. Petite kalikuwa kafupi very portable kiuno ni wasp lakini haga amebarikiwa tu size yake. As the fisi I am lazima nichokoze tu hata kama najua sibebi cargo. Kumbe dem alikuwa anafika sides za Bamburi tukaoffer kumdrop kwa njia hapo junction. Dem hakuhesitate akaruka ndani back bench tukaanza safari.

Madrinks zilikuwa zimeshika size yake ngoma iko juu kutoa mahasira za kukosa kutekana club. Pale nyuma petite babe ako pale tu mawhining na twerkin! Boyz wangu akaanza kurusha mtama vile aliona kifaa kinajua kuzunguka kama wale walienda training ya kuzungusha kiuno kwa ma auntie zao. Dem akaanza kujidai vile yeye ni pro na anaweza tupea 2 for 1 special juu leo biz ilikuwa imenuka. Mimi kudishi malair wa street nakuwanga nimechorea nikamchapia niko break labda aconvince boyz wangu!

Dem akarusha lugha kwa boyz and she was very convincing. Tulijipata tunaenda out of our way kufikisha yengz Bamburi. Bamburi ndio club zilikuwa zimeanza kushika tukiamua why not take two for the road tukiendanga. Yengz tukamuuliza tumuache wapi lakini vile aliona tunaenda sherehe lazima ajoin. Tukasema haidhuru company ya yengz is always appreciated and atleast tutaona hizo twerking skills in action.

Tukapark gari tukasample clubs kadhaa na tukabaki ndani ya moja. Tukasema beer haziwezi tukashika kanuthu tukasip polepole. After like one hr boys amekula dem matako kwa dance floor mzinga kameland tukasema gps imepoint home. Boyz wangu alikuwa kidogo nje karibu azime. Tukahead kwa ndai nikashow dem chukua tuktuk nitalipa. MAKOSA! Dem akakuja juu akasema hatuwezi kaa na yeye hiyo time yote atuentertain na kudancia boyz halafu tumwache hivo. Sisi wasamaria wema wa kupeana lift tukageuziwa. Dem akaanza kuwa chizi akisema vile atavunja vunja ndai tusipomlipa 3k. Boyz wangu tayari ako kwa passenger amezima anadai hawezi perform. Mimi nashangaa how to diffuse this bomb about to go off. Ka umati ka watu wa boda kashakuja kameform kanaskika story. Dem in hand ako na mawe mbili ready to cause havoc to my boyz dad German machine. Nikachukua dem nikasongesha kando nikamwambia nakupea thao kila mtu aende zake juu nilihesabu potential losses to the jalopy nikasema it aint worth it.

Dem akakwamilia 1500. Nikashangaa mbona napea yengz pesa ya bure badala ya kutandika hiyo mali juu ya vile alikuwa amenikasirisha. Akadai twende kwake nimnyoroshee huku akule hiyo 1500 deserved. From the whole night nilikuwa nimeona vile anadance na kuwhine nikaona sekete itakua moja swafi. But nikaona kwake haiwezi since mtu huendagi place hulipi rent kuchafua manzi. That’s how I took a boda to take her as far away from the car as possible tukajipata nje ya lojo! Boyz nimelockia kwa gari yao mimi huyu nanegotiate room short stay ya 30mins kwa lojo. Damage 200 nikaongezea cd juu situmiangi hizi vitu za bure.

Tulifika room dem akastrip akanistrip. Mimi kwa akili yangu najua vile nachapa haka kapetite hadi kuma itoe moshi juu ya vile alikuwa ameniudhi. Nakwambia demu akaanza kunipa head hasira zote zikaisha. Gwak gwak gwak 3000, boychild akaanza kuascend into the outer space. 2 mins later akavisha raincoat tukaanza kazi. Zangu zilikuwa zimeshika so najua threshold leo hatufiki haraka. Huyu dem nilimpendua stylez kama nane for the next 20mins hadi akasquirt kwa kitanda. Nikamweka collapsed doggy nikapump hasira yote ilikuwa imebaki nikafika threshold. By this time totoz anajiongelesha.

This is where the story turns ugly. Sisi wote tumefika threshold tumelala juu ya bed avoiding the wet part tukipumzika ndio kila mtu aende zake. Yengz akadai hajawai kulwa hizo tena na anadai kunipa extra shot for free. Cant lie the puy was warm & tight na yengz alikuwa amebarikiwa na skills nikaona hakuna vile nawacha. Anyways I have to get full value for my money anyways. Yengz akaanza kucheza na mzee abdalla and in a few moments ako ready for the 2nd half. Wacha yengz aanze kuongelesha mtu hayuko kwa room. Ati ‘aki nimependa vile amenidinya’ ‘wacha tu nimpee round moja ingine’ ‘niko horny mbaya’! At this point boychild is confused at what is happening nashangaa kwani tuko threesome na sijui. Mzee abdalla ashaenda flaccid state akajua hapa ni kubad. Dem continues ‘Nitalipia hii round mimi mwenyewe’ ‘aki please wacha anitombe’ ‘umekataa kabisa?’ ! Mimi at this point naangalia vile nachukua nguo zangu nitoke mbio nivalie nguo huko na mbele! Dem ikanigeukia akasema ama wacha tu nikupee kesho unaeza ata kuja kwangu. At this point am just going along with everything she says, akadai number nikampa akapiga hadi kuconfirm, nikampea pesa zake na nikavaa nguo kama jangili inafuatwa na subaru ya mambaru! Dem akaapologize mara mia and insisted to take me back to the car. Nikasema niko fiti nikamwonbeza hadi za nduthi na nikasepa. Kwa nduthi nikashukuru Mungu wangu kunitoa kwa the claws of the devil swearing never to fk a shiny eye again. Nikafika kwa ndai napata boyz amedoz peacefully unaware karibu aniache Mombasa kwa maji ya bahari. The drive home was unusually long nikapitia nusu ingine nikunywe nizime.

The next day around 11am dem akanipigia akanishow ako home hapo karibu na lojo niende nimalizie ile round ya jana. Akanishow hadi anaweza ita galdem wake akuje tupige threesome na pia atanipikia biryani kuku, mimi nikuje tu na mzinga. Cant lie I seriously thought about it with my lower brain but I quickly came back to my senses and blocked that bitch.

Wanakijiji wacha niwawarn in Ruto’s voice Ndio tukuimbie Luwere sio lazima tu ukule shiny eye dry fry ama akulambe lambe mdomo na d*ck, pia wasichana wa pwani wananweza kukupeleka kwa bahari never to be seen or heard again!

Hekaya zingine nitarusha nikiovercome ptsd hii hadithi imenizudishia!

Excellent narration! Kula hiyo like broda

Kuna_Vitu_Sipendi · April 22, 2023, 11:30am

Jangilibandit:

Wanakijiji have kept me entertained for the past one week or more! So as a glorified punter wacha pia mimi nifungue server za mahekaya! Skiza story!

Jayden had just removed the curfew, mimi na boys hao tumechochana tuteremke county 001 tupige mwili pole na madafu na mayengz wa Coasto! So siku moja on a Thursday tumetoka local yetu pale Nyali, ratio hiyo siku haikuwa fiti hatujateka watu kwa club. Masaa ni za midnight tunapigia madem wote tunajua kwa contact list around hiyo area code but wote walikuwa wamelala ama wameshatekwa na maninja wengine!

Tukasema haidhuru kuna siku hunt hukataa tukaamua twende tukadoz ndio weekend yote tusumbue. Sisi hao kwa jalopy ya buda ya boyz tumeset destination Shanzu kwa bnb yenye tulikuwa tumeshika. Kwa wale mnajua Nyali masaa za midnight mnajua Links Rd hugeuka danguro ukieleka pande za mall. Sisi tukaanza kudrive speed ya 5km/hr tukisafisha mecho na kusumbua maliar without the intent ya kuteka.

Selection haikuwa mzuri ni kama top layer yote ilikuwa imefagiliwa na watu walikuwa wameshinda na blue balls wakati wa curfew. Tukafika karibu na mall tukaona ka petite mali safi kuruka kanatembea kuenda stage. Petite kalikuwa kafupi very portable kiuno ni wasp lakini haga amebarikiwa tu size yake. As the fisi I am lazima nichokoze tu hata kama najua sibebi cargo. Kumbe dem alikuwa anafika sides za Bamburi tukaoffer kumdrop kwa njia hapo junction. Dem hakuhesitate akaruka ndani back bench tukaanza safari.

Madrinks zilikuwa zimeshika size yake ngoma iko juu kutoa mahasira za kukosa kutekana club. Pale nyuma petite babe ako pale tu mawhining na twerkin! Boyz wangu akaanza kurusha mtama vile aliona kifaa kinajua kuzunguka kama wale walienda training ya kuzungusha kiuno kwa ma auntie zao. Dem akaanza kujidai vile yeye ni pro na anaweza tupea 2 for 1 special juu leo biz ilikuwa imenuka. Mimi kudishi malair wa street nakuwanga nimechorea nikamchapia niko break labda aconvince boyz wangu!

Dem akarusha lugha kwa boyz and she was very convincing. Tulijipata tunaenda out of our way kufikisha yengz Bamburi. Bamburi ndio club zilikuwa zimeanza kushika tukiamua why not take two for the road tukiendanga. Yengz tukamuuliza tumuache wapi lakini vile aliona tunaenda sherehe lazima ajoin. Tukasema haidhuru company ya yengz is always appreciated and atleast tutaona hizo twerking skills in action.

Tukapark gari tukasample clubs kadhaa na tukabaki ndani ya moja. Tukasema beer haziwezi tukashika kanuthu tukasip polepole. After like one hr boys amekula dem matako kwa dance floor mzinga kameland tukasema gps imepoint home. Boyz wangu alikuwa kidogo nje karibu azime. Tukahead kwa ndai nikashow dem chukua tuktuk nitalipa. MAKOSA! Dem akakuja juu akasema hatuwezi kaa na yeye hiyo time yote atuentertain na kudancia boyz halafu tumwache hivo. Sisi wasamaria wema wa kupeana lift tukageuziwa. Dem akaanza kuwa chizi akisema vile atavunja vunja ndai tusipomlipa 3k. Boyz wangu tayari ako kwa passenger amezima anadai hawezi perform. Mimi nashangaa how to diffuse this bomb about to go off. Ka umati ka watu wa boda kashakuja kameform kanaskika story. Dem in hand ako na mawe mbili ready to cause havoc to my boyz dad German machine. Nikachukua dem nikasongesha kando nikamwambia nakupea thao kila mtu aende zake juu nilihesabu potential losses to the jalopy nikasema it aint worth it.

Dem akakwamilia 1500. Nikashangaa mbona napea yengz pesa ya bure badala ya kutandika hiyo mali juu ya vile alikuwa amenikasirisha. Akadai twende kwake nimnyoroshee huku akule hiyo 1500 deserved. From the whole night nilikuwa nimeona vile anadance na kuwhine nikaona sekete itakua moja swafi. But nikaona kwake haiwezi since mtu huendagi place hulipi rent kuchafua manzi. That’s how I took a boda to take her as far away from the car as possible tukajipata nje ya lojo! Boyz nimelockia kwa gari yao mimi huyu nanegotiate room short stay ya 30mins kwa lojo. Damage 200 nikaongezea cd juu situmiangi hizi vitu za bure.

Tulifika room dem akastrip akanistrip. Mimi kwa akili yangu najua vile nachapa haka kapetite hadi kuma itoe moshi juu ya vile alikuwa ameniudhi. Nakwambia demu akaanza kunipa head hasira zote zikaisha. Gwak gwak gwak 3000, boychild akaanza kuascend into the outer space. 2 mins later akavisha raincoat tukaanza kazi. Zangu zilikuwa zimeshika so najua threshold leo hatufiki haraka. Huyu dem nilimpendua stylez kama nane for the next 20mins hadi akasquirt kwa kitanda. Nikamweka collapsed doggy nikapump hasira yote ilikuwa imebaki nikafika threshold. By this time totoz anajiongelesha.

This is where the story turns ugly. Sisi wote tumefika threshold tumelala juu ya bed avoiding the wet part tukipumzika ndio kila mtu aende zake. Yengz akadai hajawai kulwa hizo tena na anadai kunipa extra shot for free. Cant lie the puy was warm & tight na yengz alikuwa amebarikiwa na skills nikaona hakuna vile nawacha. Anyways I have to get full value for my money anyways. Yengz akaanza kucheza na mzee abdalla and in a few moments ako ready for the 2nd half. Wacha yengz aanze kuongelesha mtu hayuko kwa room. Ati ‘aki nimependa vile amenidinya’ ‘wacha tu nimpee round moja ingine’ ‘niko horny mbaya’! At this point boychild is confused at what is happening nashangaa kwani tuko threesome na sijui. Mzee abdalla ashaenda flaccid state akajua hapa ni kubad. Dem continues ‘Nitalipia hii round mimi mwenyewe’ ‘aki please wacha anitombe’ ‘umekataa kabisa?’ ! Mimi at this point naangalia vile nachukua nguo zangu nitoke mbio nivalie nguo huko na mbele! Dem ikanigeukia akasema ama wacha tu nikupee kesho unaeza ata kuja kwangu. At this point am just going along with everything she says, akadai number nikampa akapiga hadi kuconfirm, nikampea pesa zake na nikavaa nguo kama jangili inafuatwa na subaru ya mambaru! Dem akaapologize mara mia and insisted to take me back to the car. Nikasema niko fiti nikamwonbeza hadi za nduthi na nikasepa. Kwa nduthi nikashukuru Mungu wangu kunitoa kwa the claws of the devil swearing never to fk a shiny eye again. Nikafika kwa ndai napata boyz amedoz peacefully unaware karibu aniache Mombasa kwa maji ya bahari. The drive home was unusually long nikapitia nusu ingine nikunywe nizime.

The next day around 11am dem akanipigia akanishow ako home hapo karibu na lojo niende nimalizie ile round ya jana. Akanishow hadi anaweza ita galdem wake akuje tupige threesome na pia atanipikia biryani kuku, mimi nikuje tu na mzinga. Cant lie I seriously thought about it with my lower brain but I quickly came back to my senses and blocked that bitch.

Wanakijiji wacha niwawarn in Ruto’s voice Ndio tukuimbie Luwere sio lazima tu ukule shiny eye dry fry ama akulambe lambe mdomo na d*ck, pia wasichana wa pwani wananweza kukupeleka kwa bahari never to be seen or heard again!

Hekaya zingine nitarusha nikiovercome ptsd hii hadithi imenizudishia!

Waongea Kiswahili sanifu sana kaka.

Okoka_Leo · April 22, 2023, 12:49pm

https://bit.ly/3AnJu4o

Salman_Brown · April 23, 2023, 7:27am

Jangilibandit:

Wanakijiji have kept me entertained for the past one week or more! So as a glorified punter wacha pia mimi nifungue server za mahekaya! Skiza story!

Jayden had just removed the curfew, mimi na boys hao tumechochana tuteremke county 001 tupige mwili pole na madafu na mayengz wa Coasto! So siku moja on a Thursday tumetoka local yetu pale Nyali, ratio hiyo siku haikuwa fiti hatujateka watu kwa club. Masaa ni za midnight tunapigia madem wote tunajua kwa contact list around hiyo area code but wote walikuwa wamelala ama wameshatekwa na maninja wengine!

Tukasema haidhuru kuna siku hunt hukataa tukaamua twende tukadoz ndio weekend yote tusumbue. Sisi hao kwa jalopy ya buda ya boyz tumeset destination Shanzu kwa bnb yenye tulikuwa tumeshika. Kwa wale mnajua Nyali masaa za midnight mnajua Links Rd hugeuka danguro ukieleka pande za mall. Sisi tukaanza kudrive speed ya 5km/hr tukisafisha mecho na kusumbua maliar without the intent ya kuteka.

Selection haikuwa mzuri ni kama top layer yote ilikuwa imefagiliwa na watu walikuwa wameshinda na blue balls wakati wa curfew. Tukafika karibu na mall tukaona ka petite mali safi kuruka kanatembea kuenda stage. Petite kalikuwa kafupi very portable kiuno ni wasp lakini haga amebarikiwa tu size yake. As the fisi I am lazima nichokoze tu hata kama najua sibebi cargo. Kumbe dem alikuwa anafika sides za Bamburi tukaoffer kumdrop kwa njia hapo junction. Dem hakuhesitate akaruka ndani back bench tukaanza safari.

Madrinks zilikuwa zimeshika size yake ngoma iko juu kutoa mahasira za kukosa kutekana club. Pale nyuma petite babe ako pale tu mawhining na twerkin! Boyz wangu akaanza kurusha mtama vile aliona kifaa kinajua kuzunguka kama wale walienda training ya kuzungusha kiuno kwa ma auntie zao. Dem akaanza kujidai vile yeye ni pro na anaweza tupea 2 for 1 special juu leo biz ilikuwa imenuka. Mimi kudishi malair wa street nakuwanga nimechorea nikamchapia niko break labda aconvince boyz wangu!

Dem akarusha lugha kwa boyz and she was very convincing. Tulijipata tunaenda out of our way kufikisha yengz Bamburi. Bamburi ndio club zilikuwa zimeanza kushika tukiamua why not take two for the road tukiendanga. Yengz tukamuuliza tumuache wapi lakini vile aliona tunaenda sherehe lazima ajoin. Tukasema haidhuru company ya yengz is always appreciated and atleast tutaona hizo twerking skills in action.

Tukapark gari tukasample clubs kadhaa na tukabaki ndani ya moja. Tukasema beer haziwezi tukashika kanuthu tukasip polepole. After like one hr boys amekula dem matako kwa dance floor mzinga kameland tukasema gps imepoint home. Boyz wangu alikuwa kidogo nje karibu azime. Tukahead kwa ndai nikashow dem chukua tuktuk nitalipa. MAKOSA! Dem akakuja juu akasema hatuwezi kaa na yeye hiyo time yote atuentertain na kudancia boyz halafu tumwache hivo. Sisi wasamaria wema wa kupeana lift tukageuziwa. Dem akaanza kuwa chizi akisema vile atavunja vunja ndai tusipomlipa 3k. Boyz wangu tayari ako kwa passenger amezima anadai hawezi perform. Mimi nashangaa how to diffuse this bomb about to go off. Ka umati ka watu wa boda kashakuja kameform kanaskika story. Dem in hand ako na mawe mbili ready to cause havoc to my boyz dad German machine. Nikachukua dem nikasongesha kando nikamwambia nakupea thao kila mtu aende zake juu nilihesabu potential losses to the jalopy nikasema it aint worth it.

Dem akakwamilia 1500. Nikashangaa mbona napea yengz pesa ya bure badala ya kutandika hiyo mali juu ya vile alikuwa amenikasirisha. Akadai twende kwake nimnyoroshee huku akule hiyo 1500 deserved. From the whole night nilikuwa nimeona vile anadance na kuwhine nikaona sekete itakua moja swafi. But nikaona kwake haiwezi since mtu huendagi place hulipi rent kuchafua manzi. That’s how I took a boda to take her as far away from the car as possible tukajipata nje ya lojo! Boyz nimelockia kwa gari yao mimi huyu nanegotiate room short stay ya 30mins kwa lojo. Damage 200 nikaongezea cd juu situmiangi hizi vitu za bure.

Tulifika room dem akastrip akanistrip. Mimi kwa akili yangu najua vile nachapa haka kapetite hadi kuma itoe moshi juu ya vile alikuwa ameniudhi. Nakwambia demu akaanza kunipa head hasira zote zikaisha. Gwak gwak gwak 3000, boychild akaanza kuascend into the outer space. 2 mins later akavisha raincoat tukaanza kazi. Zangu zilikuwa zimeshika so najua threshold leo hatufiki haraka. Huyu dem nilimpendua stylez kama nane for the next 20mins hadi akasquirt kwa kitanda. Nikamweka collapsed doggy nikapump hasira yote ilikuwa imebaki nikafika threshold. By this time totoz anajiongelesha.

This is where the story turns ugly. Sisi wote tumefika threshold tumelala juu ya bed avoiding the wet part tukipumzika ndio kila mtu aende zake. Yengz akadai hajawai kulwa hizo tena na anadai kunipa extra shot for free. Cant lie the puy was warm & tight na yengz alikuwa amebarikiwa na skills nikaona hakuna vile nawacha. Anyways I have to get full value for my money anyways. Yengz akaanza kucheza na mzee abdalla and in a few moments ako ready for the 2nd half. Wacha yengz aanze kuongelesha mtu hayuko kwa room. Ati ‘aki nimependa vile amenidinya’ ‘wacha tu nimpee round moja ingine’ ‘niko horny mbaya’! At this point boychild is confused at what is happening nashangaa kwani tuko threesome na sijui. Mzee abdalla ashaenda flaccid state akajua hapa ni kubad. Dem continues ‘Nitalipia hii round mimi mwenyewe’ ‘aki please wacha anitombe’ ‘umekataa kabisa?’ ! Mimi at this point naangalia vile nachukua nguo zangu nitoke mbio nivalie nguo huko na mbele! Dem ikanigeukia akasema ama wacha tu nikupee kesho unaeza ata kuja kwangu. At this point am just going along with everything she says, akadai number nikampa akapiga hadi kuconfirm, nikampea pesa zake na nikavaa nguo kama jangili inafuatwa na subaru ya mambaru! Dem akaapologize mara mia and insisted to take me back to the car. Nikasema niko fiti nikamwonbeza hadi za nduthi na nikasepa. Kwa nduthi nikashukuru Mungu wangu kunitoa kwa the claws of the devil swearing never to fk a shiny eye again. Nikafika kwa ndai napata boyz amedoz peacefully unaware karibu aniache Mombasa kwa maji ya bahari. The drive home was unusually long nikapitia nusu ingine nikunywe nizime.

The next day around 11am dem akanipigia akanishow ako home hapo karibu na lojo niende nimalizie ile round ya jana. Akanishow hadi anaweza ita galdem wake akuje tupige threesome na pia atanipikia biryani kuku, mimi nikuje tu na mzinga. Cant lie I seriously thought about it with my lower brain but I quickly came back to my senses and blocked that bitch.

Wanakijiji wacha niwawarn in Ruto’s voice Ndio tukuimbie Luwere sio lazima tu ukule shiny eye dry fry ama akulambe lambe mdomo na d*ck, pia wasichana wa pwani wananweza kukupeleka kwa bahari never to be seen or heard again!

Hekaya zingine nitarusha nikiovercome ptsd hii hadithi imenizudishia!

Excellent hekaya kijana, kamata like … Although some of us don’t believe in majini and such superstitious beliefs, but great story nonetheless, kudos

Stee_bn · April 24, 2023, 12:52pm

Jangilibandit:

Wanakijiji have kept me entertained for the past one week or more! So as a glorified punter wacha pia mimi nifungue server za mahekaya! Skiza story!

Jayden had just removed the curfew, mimi na boys hao tumechochana tuteremke county 001 tupige mwili pole na madafu na mayengz wa Coasto! So siku moja on a Thursday tumetoka local yetu pale Nyali, ratio hiyo siku haikuwa fiti hatujateka watu kwa club. Masaa ni za midnight tunapigia madem wote tunajua kwa contact list around hiyo area code but wote walikuwa wamelala ama wameshatekwa na maninja wengine!

Tukasema haidhuru kuna siku hunt hukataa tukaamua twende tukadoz ndio weekend yote tusumbue. Sisi hao kwa jalopy ya buda ya boyz tumeset destination Shanzu kwa bnb yenye tulikuwa tumeshika. Kwa wale mnajua Nyali masaa za midnight mnajua Links Rd hugeuka danguro ukieleka pande za mall. Sisi tukaanza kudrive speed ya 5km/hr tukisafisha mecho na kusumbua maliar without the intent ya kuteka.

Selection haikuwa mzuri ni kama top layer yote ilikuwa imefagiliwa na watu walikuwa wameshinda na blue balls wakati wa curfew. Tukafika karibu na mall tukaona ka petite mali safi kuruka kanatembea kuenda stage. Petite kalikuwa kafupi very portable kiuno ni wasp lakini haga amebarikiwa tu size yake. As the fisi I am lazima nichokoze tu hata kama najua sibebi cargo. Kumbe dem alikuwa anafika sides za Bamburi tukaoffer kumdrop kwa njia hapo junction. Dem hakuhesitate akaruka ndani back bench tukaanza safari.

Madrinks zilikuwa zimeshika size yake ngoma iko juu kutoa mahasira za kukosa kutekana club. Pale nyuma petite babe ako pale tu mawhining na twerkin! Boyz wangu akaanza kurusha mtama vile aliona kifaa kinajua kuzunguka kama wale walienda training ya kuzungusha kiuno kwa ma auntie zao. Dem akaanza kujidai vile yeye ni pro na anaweza tupea 2 for 1 special juu leo biz ilikuwa imenuka. Mimi kudishi malair wa street nakuwanga nimechorea nikamchapia niko break labda aconvince boyz wangu!

Dem akarusha lugha kwa boyz and she was very convincing. Tulijipata tunaenda out of our way kufikisha yengz Bamburi. Bamburi ndio club zilikuwa zimeanza kushika tukiamua why not take two for the road tukiendanga. Yengz tukamuuliza tumuache wapi lakini vile aliona tunaenda sherehe lazima ajoin. Tukasema haidhuru company ya yengz is always appreciated and atleast tutaona hizo twerking skills in action.

Tukapark gari tukasample clubs kadhaa na tukabaki ndani ya moja. Tukasema beer haziwezi tukashika kanuthu tukasip polepole. After like one hr boys amekula dem matako kwa dance floor mzinga kameland tukasema gps imepoint home. Boyz wangu alikuwa kidogo nje karibu azime. Tukahead kwa ndai nikashow dem chukua tuktuk nitalipa. MAKOSA! Dem akakuja juu akasema hatuwezi kaa na yeye hiyo time yote atuentertain na kudancia boyz halafu tumwache hivo. Sisi wasamaria wema wa kupeana lift tukageuziwa. Dem akaanza kuwa chizi akisema vile atavunja vunja ndai tusipomlipa 3k. Boyz wangu tayari ako kwa passenger amezima anadai hawezi perform. Mimi nashangaa how to diffuse this bomb about to go off. Ka umati ka watu wa boda kashakuja kameform kanaskika story. Dem in hand ako na mawe mbili ready to cause havoc to my boyz dad German machine. Nikachukua dem nikasongesha kando nikamwambia nakupea thao kila mtu aende zake juu nilihesabu potential losses to the jalopy nikasema it aint worth it.

Dem akakwamilia 1500. Nikashangaa mbona napea yengz pesa ya bure badala ya kutandika hiyo mali juu ya vile alikuwa amenikasirisha. Akadai twende kwake nimnyoroshee huku akule hiyo 1500 deserved. From the whole night nilikuwa nimeona vile anadance na kuwhine nikaona sekete itakua moja swafi. But nikaona kwake haiwezi since mtu huendagi place hulipi rent kuchafua manzi. That’s how I took a boda to take her as far away from the car as possible tukajipata nje ya lojo! Boyz nimelockia kwa gari yao mimi huyu nanegotiate room short stay ya 30mins kwa lojo. Damage 200 nikaongezea cd juu situmiangi hizi vitu za bure.

Tulifika room dem akastrip akanistrip. Mimi kwa akili yangu najua vile nachapa haka kapetite hadi kuma itoe moshi juu ya vile alikuwa ameniudhi. Nakwambia demu akaanza kunipa head hasira zote zikaisha. Gwak gwak gwak 3000, boychild akaanza kuascend into the outer space. 2 mins later akavisha raincoat tukaanza kazi. Zangu zilikuwa zimeshika so najua threshold leo hatufiki haraka. Huyu dem nilimpendua stylez kama nane for the next 20mins hadi akasquirt kwa kitanda. Nikamweka collapsed doggy nikapump hasira yote ilikuwa imebaki nikafika threshold. By this time totoz anajiongelesha.

This is where the story turns ugly. Sisi wote tumefika threshold tumelala juu ya bed avoiding the wet part tukipumzika ndio kila mtu aende zake. Yengz akadai hajawai kulwa hizo tena na anadai kunipa extra shot for free. Cant lie the puy was warm & tight na yengz alikuwa amebarikiwa na skills nikaona hakuna vile nawacha. Anyways I have to get full value for my money anyways. Yengz akaanza kucheza na mzee abdalla and in a few moments ako ready for the 2nd half. Wacha yengz aanze kuongelesha mtu hayuko kwa room. Ati ‘aki nimependa vile amenidinya’ ‘wacha tu nimpee round moja ingine’ ‘niko horny mbaya’! At this point boychild is confused at what is happening nashangaa kwani tuko threesome na sijui. Mzee abdalla ashaenda flaccid state akajua hapa ni kubad. Dem continues ‘Nitalipia hii round mimi mwenyewe’ ‘aki please wacha anitombe’ ‘umekataa kabisa?’ ! Mimi at this point naangalia vile nachukua nguo zangu nitoke mbio nivalie nguo huko na mbele! Dem ikanigeukia akasema ama wacha tu nikupee kesho unaeza ata kuja kwangu. At this point am just going along with everything she says, akadai number nikampa akapiga hadi kuconfirm, nikampea pesa zake na nikavaa nguo kama jangili inafuatwa na subaru ya mambaru! Dem akaapologize mara mia and insisted to take me back to the car. Nikasema niko fiti nikamwonbeza hadi za nduthi na nikasepa. Kwa nduthi nikashukuru Mungu wangu kunitoa kwa the claws of the devil swearing never to fk a shiny eye again. Nikafika kwa ndai napata boyz amedoz peacefully unaware karibu aniache Mombasa kwa maji ya bahari. The drive home was unusually long nikapitia nusu ingine nikunywe nizime.

The next day around 11am dem akanipigia akanishow ako home hapo karibu na lojo niende nimalizie ile round ya jana. Akanishow hadi anaweza ita galdem wake akuje tupige threesome na pia atanipikia biryani kuku, mimi nikuje tu na mzinga. Cant lie I seriously thought about it with my lower brain but I quickly came back to my senses and blocked that bitch.

Wanakijiji wacha niwawarn in Ruto’s voice Ndio tukuimbie Luwere sio lazima tu ukule shiny eye dry fry ama akulambe lambe mdomo na d*ck, pia wasichana wa pwani wananweza kukupeleka kwa bahari never to be seen or heard again!

Hekaya zingine nitarusha nikiovercome ptsd hii hadithi imenizudishia!

Hekaya swaffi, angusha number hapa najua kuna wanakijiji wanaweza taka kupiga sample

PeteroNorth · April 24, 2023, 1:18pm

Exactly. If the sex was as fire as he says… she would have gotten round 2 from me whether her majini were watching or not.
I would not be surprised that’s just a ploy (pretending to speak to ghosts) she used after coming back to her senses and realizing she was going to give you a free round hence why alikuambia you come back kesho

Salman_Brown · April 24, 2023, 4:59pm

I agree elder

Jangilibandit · April 25, 2023, 12:01pm

Niliblock kama nimedelete number! I was too young to die:) Mmesema wanakijiji hamwogopi mazinga ombwe?