Craziest Lanye Stories

[Starscream]

@Condor

Alaaaaah unaenda na stranger lodging kufanya nini?

Somer si lodging ni club iko na keg

[Starscream]

@Zush

Yaani alikukula pole sana …watu wengine wajitokeze#kijijimetooo #stopfabulousblack

[COLOR=rgb(41, 105, 176)]#stopfabulousblack

[codeword254]

@Condor

Alaaaaah unaenda na stranger lodging kufanya nini?

talkers washaanza kufanya meetups wadiscuss lanye joints and stories vizuri :D:D:D

[Ricovet]

@Starscream

@Fabulousblack tulikuwa tuende Somerset I gave you my number and my name and you never called. You took advantage of me. I’m always taken advantage of by bigger boys.

Somerset kufanya nini sasa? That place lost its shine

[Ricovet]

@Wamathuruari

@Starscream
bana, uwewahi enda kwa lanye unakosa kucum…hapa inabidi ufake fake moans ati nimecum
hio story ilikuwa inanikatsia sana since lazima lanye alipwe 150 yake

Unfortunately for me this is becoming too common. i just tell them nimechoka

[Mlinda_lango]

@Fabulousblack

habari zenu gents. imekua siku mob tangu niandike hekaya but ni venye pia nimekua nikijaribu kustay clean but with varying degrees of success. Juzi nimeback slide ya kujitakia after staying clean for one month and I feel i should share the story.
Friday nilipitia Club calabash for a smoke because i was a bit stressed. I have resorted to smoking a cigarette or two to calm my nerves and think other than drinking because lately nimekua na black outs mob and its not the best feeling in the world. I know cigs are no better but we have to pick our poisons. Ofcourse nikienda hapo , kusafisha macho pia was on the agenda and ilikua a habit at this point ; stress = smoke at calabash.
kupanda ivi stairs, hapo tu kwa entrance kunguru walikua wamejipanga including the usual suspects( kuna moja nilikua nikimezea but i’d controlled myself for the past few months nisimkule) if you frequent the place but leo there was a new arrival who had caught my eye. She was in a purple, body hugging dress with nice make up and kusema ukweli, she just looked out of place. Obviously, nikawalenga wote nikaingia mle ndani nikaitisha switch yangu alafu sporty afterwards nikimedi yaliyokua yananikula kichwa. At the back of my mind of course, ni kama nilikua nagather io nguvu ya kukula kunguru juu enyewe nilikua nimekawia kidogo. After finishing my sporty, nikaelekea urinal nikapee then nikaendea uyo Calabash Regular nlikua namezea but before tu nimsalimie, i look to my right and i see the hotty in purple bado ako hapo nikajiambia hii nikiwacha iende, sitaona tena. Experienced munchers najua mnajua io feeling. Ivo ndo nikachorea regular nikaendea uyu dem wa purple na enyewe even up close, she’s still pretty and I’m sober so nikajua hakuna mirage hapa. Sikucheck kama akona tako before speaking to her so i was already regretting my pick kidogo. Nikamuliza shot ngapi, akasema 400 plus room…then nikauliza na dogi atanifanyia aje akaquote bei sikumbuki but tustrike deal for a lower rate. Wacha nilipe room aanze kupanda ivo stairs ndo nikaona venye akona matako kubwa alafu ni maji maji, lord have mercy. All my doubts disappeared. Tukapiga io walk of no shame tukajifunga kwa room moja. Kila mtu corner yake anajitoa ndo tumalizane haraka haraka then as she;s grabbing the tools of the trade she asks me " si nikupee bj pia", smiling vizuri sana revealing a nice dental formula. nikacheka nikamshow " aih, kuna venye madem wa nai hawajui kupiga bj poa from my xp" . she replied “sa wa ushago ndo wanajua ama?”, her expression imekua serious kidogo sasa. " sijasema ivo mimi", i coyly replied. Out of curiosity i asked her, " unaweza nipea raw?" . next thing i knew, ameshika member yangu mkononi alafu akapitisha ulimi pole pole over the head nikashikwa na instant body heat. Then she started gently stroking me while looking me in the eye. wah, uyu alikua professional my friends. Quickly, nikamuliza sasa total itakua how much, akajibu 700. kuna venye io hesabu haikua inaingia so nikamshow 600 for doggy and the bj. she looked at me for a second akasema " ni sawa, najua haikua kwa budget so siezi kataa". I was waiting aseme lakini atanifanyia na rubber but wapi.

Next thing, nimelala kwa bed and this broad is giving me one of the best blows of my life , using her tongue tactfully hadi alikua anashangaa kwani ni utamu gani hii ananipea. this lasted for a like a minute and a half then tukaingia main match sasa. She rubbered me up, lubed herself up na akaniweka ndogi ingine hatari, sasa naona tu ile tako flani bigi maji maji. I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods na sina aibu wadau. then at io point of release, akanijigglia io tanye nikakua tu confused zaidi. then she turned around, removed my rubber, cleaned me up and kila mtu akajivisha nguo. Still reeling from this experience, i asked her where she was from juu sijawai mwona around akanishow she works at a massage place in Parky but io day palikua pamekauka so akadanganya ameenda home then akakuja Calabash sasa. Alisema yeh hukuja Satos and Fridays most weeks though. We had a bit of small talk as she applied her makeup nikimtumia pesa and we parted ways. Nilitoka hapo happier than i went in. Best lanye lay in a long time. Then it had me thinking how, if ningeenda parky for a massage, the same same ikus enye nimekula na minimum 400, ningeambiwa nilipe 5k in the name of extras. Sijawai enda massage lakini nishafunguliwa macho sasa, I KENT.

Otherwise , i hope mko poa wadau

Umefanya good advertisement. Sasa chokoraa zote zinaelekea calabash kusample hiyo mboga yako. But raw bj, are you crazy? Oral gonorrhea, oral syphilis, HSV1 unapata direct from the source. Same reason you would never kiss a lanye (maybe you would though) is why even by must be helmeted bro. Enjoy your lanyez but keep safe, ama muache umalaya.
Hekaya swaffi lakini.

[anon2325444]

@Fabulousblack

habari zenu gents. imekua siku mob tangu niandike hekaya but ni venye pia nimekua nikijaribu kustay clean but with varying degrees of success. Juzi nimeback slide ya kujitakia after staying clean for one month and I feel i should share the story.
Friday nilipitia Club calabash for a smoke because i was a bit stressed. I have resorted to smoking a cigarette or two to calm my nerves and think other than drinking because lately nimekua na black outs mob and its not the best feeling in the world. I know cigs are no better but we have to pick our poisons. Ofcourse nikienda hapo , kusafisha macho pia was on the agenda and ilikua a habit at this point ; stress = smoke at calabash.
kupanda ivi stairs, hapo tu kwa entrance kunguru walikua wamejipanga including the usual suspects( kuna moja nilikua nikimezea but i’d controlled myself for the past few months nisimkule) if you frequent the place but leo there was a new arrival who had caught my eye. She was in a purple, body hugging dress with nice make up and kusema ukweli, she just looked out of place. Obviously, nikawalenga wote nikaingia mle ndani nikaitisha switch yangu alafu sporty afterwards nikimedi yaliyokua yananikula kichwa. At the back of my mind of course, ni kama nilikua nagather io nguvu ya kukula kunguru juu enyewe nilikua nimekawia kidogo. After finishing my sporty, nikaelekea urinal nikapee then nikaendea uyo Calabash Regular nlikua namezea but before tu nimsalimie, i look to my right and i see the hotty in purple bado ako hapo nikajiambia hii nikiwacha iende, sitaona tena. Experienced munchers najua mnajua io feeling. Ivo ndo nikachorea regular nikaendea uyu dem wa purple na enyewe even up close, she’s still pretty and I’m sober so nikajua hakuna mirage hapa. Sikucheck kama akona tako before speaking to her so i was already regretting my pick kidogo. Nikamuliza shot ngapi, akasema 400 plus room…then nikauliza na dogi atanifanyia aje akaquote bei sikumbuki but tustrike deal for a lower rate. Wacha nilipe room aanze kupanda ivo stairs ndo nikaona venye akona matako kubwa alafu ni maji maji, lord have mercy. All my doubts disappeared. Tukapiga io walk of no shame tukajifunga kwa room moja. Kila mtu corner yake anajitoa ndo tumalizane haraka haraka then as she;s grabbing the tools of the trade she asks me " si nikupee bj pia", smiling vizuri sana revealing a nice dental formula. nikacheka nikamshow " aih, kuna venye madem wa nai hawajui kupiga bj poa from my xp" . she replied “sa wa ushago ndo wanajua ama?”, her expression imekua serious kidogo sasa. " sijasema ivo mimi", i coyly replied. Out of curiosity i asked her, " unaweza nipea raw?" . next thing i knew, ameshika member yangu mkononi alafu akapitisha ulimi pole pole over the head nikashikwa na instant body heat. Then she started gently stroking me while looking me in the eye. wah, uyu alikua professional my friends. Quickly, nikamuliza sasa total itakua how much, akajibu 700. kuna venye io hesabu haikua inaingia so nikamshow 600 for doggy and the bj. she looked at me for a second akasema " ni sawa, najua haikua kwa budget so siezi kataa". I was waiting aseme lakini atanifanyia na rubber but wapi.

Next thing, nimelala kwa bed and this broad is giving me one of the best blows of my life , using her tongue tactfully hadi alikua anashangaa kwani ni utamu gani hii ananipea. this lasted for a like a minute and a half then tukaingia main match sasa. She rubbered me up, lubed herself up na akaniweka ndogi ingine hatari, sasa naona tu ile tako flani bigi maji maji. I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods na sina aibu wadau. then at io point of release, akanijigglia io tanye nikakua tu confused zaidi. then she turned around, removed my rubber, cleaned me up and kila mtu akajivisha nguo. Still reeling from this experience, i asked her where she was from juu sijawai mwona around akanishow she works at a massage place in Parky but io day palikua pamekauka so akadanganya ameenda home then akakuja Calabash sasa. Alisema yeh hukuja Satos and Fridays most weeks though. We had a bit of small talk as she applied her makeup nikimtumia pesa and we parted ways. Nilitoka hapo happier than i went in. Best lanye lay in a long time. Then it had me thinking how, if ningeenda parky for a massage, the same same ikus enye nimekula na minimum 400, ningeambiwa nilipe 5k in the name of extras. Sijawai enda massage lakini nishafunguliwa macho sasa, I KENT.

Otherwise , i hope mko poa wadau

ulikubali kupewa raw bj na malaya? unajichimbia kaburi mapema. lanyes hapana entertain ivo hata mimi ilifika mahali nikakataa wanishike deki ndo isimame. mi huchukua cd najivalisha anashika shika deki yako na ametoka kushika deki ya mwanaume mwingine? ugonjwa huspread ivo tu.

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@Starscream

Hii thread imekauka @administrator funga hii kitu

Umechoka ku repost threads za wengine?

[MTINGIZA_KITANDA]

@omoisi omong'aini

ulikubali kupewa raw bj na malaya? unajichimbia kaburi mapema. lanyes hapana entertain ivo hata mimi ilifika mahali nikakataa wanishike deki ndo isimame. mi huchukua cd najivalisha anashika shika deki yako na ametoka kushika deki ya mwanaume mwingine? ugonjwa huspread ivo tu.

Wachaneni na malaya wanatombwa by 20men per day…i rather pay for a campus pûssy…low body count per day

[Fabulousblack]

@Starscream

@Fabulousblack tulikuwa tuende Somerset I gave you my number and my name and you never called. You took advantage of me. I’m always taken advantage of by bigger boys.

simu ilipotea joh, io mission tutaenda

[Starscream]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

Wachaneni na malaya wanatombwa by 20men per day…i rather pay for a campus pûssy…low body count per day

[Stee_bn]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

Wachaneni na malaya wanatombwa by 20men per day…i rather pay for a campus pûssy…low body count per day

Ni lanye on the low no difference

[chris8923]

@Fabulousblack

habari zenu gents. imekua siku mob tangu niandike hekaya but ni venye pia nimekua nikijaribu kustay clean but with varying degrees of success. Juzi nimeback slide ya kujitakia after staying clean for one month and I feel i should share the story.
Friday nilipitia Club calabash for a smoke because i was a bit stressed. I have resorted to smoking a cigarette or two to calm my nerves and think other than drinking because lately nimekua na black outs mob and its not the best feeling in the world. I know cigs are no better but we have to pick our poisons. Ofcourse nikienda hapo , kusafisha macho pia was on the agenda and ilikua a habit at this point ; stress = smoke at calabash.
kupanda ivi stairs, hapo tu kwa entrance kunguru walikua wamejipanga including the usual suspects( kuna moja nilikua nikimezea but i’d controlled myself for the past few months nisimkule) if you frequent the place but leo there was a new arrival who had caught my eye. She was in a purple, body hugging dress with nice make up and kusema ukweli, she just looked out of place. Obviously, nikawalenga wote nikaingia mle ndani nikaitisha switch yangu alafu sporty afterwards nikimedi yaliyokua yananikula kichwa. At the back of my mind of course, ni kama nilikua nagather io nguvu ya kukula kunguru juu enyewe nilikua nimekawia kidogo. After finishing my sporty, nikaelekea urinal nikapee then nikaendea uyo Calabash Regular nlikua namezea but before tu nimsalimie, i look to my right and i see the hotty in purple bado ako hapo nikajiambia hii nikiwacha iende, sitaona tena. Experienced munchers najua mnajua io feeling. Ivo ndo nikachorea regular nikaendea uyu dem wa purple na enyewe even up close, she’s still pretty and I’m sober so nikajua hakuna mirage hapa. Sikucheck kama akona tako before speaking to her so i was already regretting my pick kidogo. Nikamuliza shot ngapi, akasema 400 plus room…then nikauliza na dogi atanifanyia aje akaquote bei sikumbuki but tustrike deal for a lower rate. Wacha nilipe room aanze kupanda ivo stairs ndo nikaona venye akona matako kubwa alafu ni maji maji, lord have mercy. All my doubts disappeared. Tukapiga io walk of no shame tukajifunga kwa room moja. Kila mtu corner yake anajitoa ndo tumalizane haraka haraka then as she;s grabbing the tools of the trade she asks me " si nikupee bj pia", smiling vizuri sana revealing a nice dental formula. nikacheka nikamshow " aih, kuna venye madem wa nai hawajui kupiga bj poa from my xp" . she replied “sa wa ushago ndo wanajua ama?”, her expression imekua serious kidogo sasa. " sijasema ivo mimi", i coyly replied. Out of curiosity i asked her, " unaweza nipea raw?" . next thing i knew, ameshika member yangu mkononi alafu akapitisha ulimi pole pole over the head nikashikwa na instant body heat. Then she started gently stroking me while looking me in the eye. wah, uyu alikua professional my friends. Quickly, nikamuliza sasa total itakua how much, akajibu 700. kuna venye io hesabu haikua inaingia so nikamshow 600 for doggy and the bj. she looked at me for a second akasema " ni sawa, najua haikua kwa budget so siezi kataa". I was waiting aseme lakini atanifanyia na rubber but wapi.

Next thing, nimelala kwa bed and this broad is giving me one of the best blows of my life , using her tongue tactfully hadi alikua anashangaa kwani ni utamu gani hii ananipea. this lasted for a like a minute and a half then tukaingia main match sasa. She rubbered me up, lubed herself up na akaniweka ndogi ingine hatari, sasa naona tu ile tako flani bigi maji maji. I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods na sina aibu wadau. then at io point of release, akanijigglia io tanye nikakua tu confused zaidi. then she turned around, removed my rubber, cleaned me up and kila mtu akajivisha nguo. Still reeling from this experience, i asked her where she was from juu sijawai mwona around akanishow she works at a massage place in Parky but io day palikua pamekauka so akadanganya ameenda home then akakuja Calabash sasa. Alisema yeh hukuja Satos and Fridays most weeks though. We had a bit of small talk as she applied her makeup nikimtumia pesa and we parted ways. Nilitoka hapo happier than i went in. Best lanye lay in a long time. Then it had me thinking how, if ningeenda parky for a massage, the same same ikus enye nimekula na minimum 400, ningeambiwa nilipe 5k in the name of extras. Sijawai enda massage lakini nishafunguliwa macho sasa, I KENT.

Otherwise , i hope mko poa wadau

@Fabulousblack si unisave numbeer yake

[duskidauni]

@chris8923

@Fabulousblack si unisave numbeer yake

Unaeza pata si type yako. Fika grao ujichagulie. Alafu ulete number.

[chris8923]

@duskidauni

Unaeza pata si type yako. Fika grao ujichagulie. Alafu ulete number.

@duskidauni hiyo place iko wapi exactly?

[sperminator]

Tulikutana Sj nikamchukua takalipa room nikamdara matako .Tukaingia room nikavaa kondom nikamshika matiti alafu nikaingiza mboro .pu**y yake ikikua na joto lakini sio tight nikaanza kudinya .Naingiza natoa nikiskia utamu .Ikafika mahali alitoa nduru nikaskia mboo joto na majimaji .Nikaendelea kudinya nikaskia kuma inakua tight na moto nikamwaga.Kutoa mboo nagundua iko na maji hapo juu baada ya kondom .Dem akaniambia amemwaga akajipanguza aliniambia nimnunulie chai nikadinda .Nilimlipa na kuenda zangu .Hio nyap ilikua tamu

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[anon46421834]

@Fabulousblack

habari zenu gents. imekua siku mob tangu niandike hekaya but ni venye pia nimekua nikijaribu kustay clean but with varying degrees of success. Juzi nimeback slide ya kujitakia after staying clean for one month and I feel i should share the story.
Friday nilipitia Club calabash for a smoke because i was a bit stressed. I have resorted to smoking a cigarette or two to calm my nerves and think other than drinking because lately nimekua na black outs mob and its not the best feeling in the world. I know cigs are no better but we have to pick our poisons. Ofcourse nikienda hapo , kusafisha macho pia was on the agenda and ilikua a habit at this point ; stress = smoke at calabash.
kupanda ivi stairs, hapo tu kwa entrance kunguru walikua wamejipanga including the usual suspects( kuna moja nilikua nikimezea but i’d controlled myself for the past few months nisimkule) if you frequent the place but leo there was a new arrival who had caught my eye. She was in a purple, body hugging dress with nice make up and kusema ukweli, she just looked out of place. Obviously, nikawalenga wote nikaingia mle ndani nikaitisha switch yangu alafu sporty afterwards nikimedi yaliyokua yananikula kichwa. At the back of my mind of course, ni kama nilikua nagather io nguvu ya kukula kunguru juu enyewe nilikua nimekawia kidogo. After finishing my sporty, nikaelekea urinal nikapee then nikaendea uyo Calabash Regular nlikua namezea but before tu nimsalimie, i look to my right and i see the hotty in purple bado ako hapo nikajiambia hii nikiwacha iende, sitaona tena. Experienced munchers najua mnajua io feeling. Ivo ndo nikachorea regular nikaendea uyu dem wa purple na enyewe even up close, she’s still pretty and I’m sober so nikajua hakuna mirage hapa. Sikucheck kama akona tako before speaking to her so i was already regretting my pick kidogo. Nikamuliza shot ngapi, akasema 400 plus room…then nikauliza na dogi atanifanyia aje akaquote bei sikumbuki but tustrike deal for a lower rate. Wacha nilipe room aanze kupanda ivo stairs ndo nikaona venye akona matako kubwa alafu ni maji maji, lord have mercy. All my doubts disappeared. Tukapiga io walk of no shame tukajifunga kwa room moja. Kila mtu corner yake anajitoa ndo tumalizane haraka haraka then as she;s grabbing the tools of the trade she asks me " si nikupee bj pia", smiling vizuri sana revealing a nice dental formula. nikacheka nikamshow " aih, kuna venye madem wa nai hawajui kupiga bj poa from my xp" . she replied “sa wa ushago ndo wanajua ama?”, her expression imekua serious kidogo sasa. " sijasema ivo mimi", i coyly replied. Out of curiosity i asked her, " unaweza nipea raw?" . next thing i knew, ameshika member yangu mkononi alafu akapitisha ulimi pole pole over the head nikashikwa na instant body heat. Then she started gently stroking me while looking me in the eye. wah, uyu alikua professional my friends. Quickly, nikamuliza sasa total itakua how much, akajibu 700. kuna venye io hesabu haikua inaingia so nikamshow 600 for doggy and the bj. she looked at me for a second akasema " ni sawa, najua haikua kwa budget so siezi kataa". I was waiting aseme lakini atanifanyia na rubber but wapi.

Next thing, nimelala kwa bed and this broad is giving me one of the best blows of my life , using her tongue tactfully hadi alikua anashangaa kwani ni utamu gani hii ananipea. this lasted for a like a minute and a half then tukaingia main match sasa. She rubbered me up, lubed herself up na akaniweka ndogi ingine hatari, sasa naona tu ile tako flani bigi maji maji. I came fast like 911 in white neighborhoods na sina aibu wadau. then at io point of release, akanijigglia io tanye nikakua tu confused zaidi. then she turned around, removed my rubber, cleaned me up and kila mtu akajivisha nguo. Still reeling from this experience, i asked her where she was from juu sijawai mwona around akanishow she works at a massage place in Parky but io day palikua pamekauka so akadanganya ameenda home then akakuja Calabash sasa. Alisema yeh hukuja Satos and Fridays most weeks though. We had a bit of small talk as she applied her makeup nikimtumia pesa and we parted ways. Nilitoka hapo happier than i went in. Best lanye lay in a long time. Then it had me thinking how, if ningeenda parky for a massage, the same same ikus enye nimekula na minimum 400, ningeambiwa nilipe 5k in the name of extras. Sijawai enda massage lakini nishafunguliwa macho sasa, I KENT.

Otherwise , i hope mko poa wadau

Hii hekaya ulitusimulia nikama tuko kwa support group ya Lanye Addiction Anonymous

[Mzee_Mashavu]

@sperminator

Tulikutana Sj nikamchukua takalipa room nikamdara matako .Tukaingia room nikavaa kondom nikamshika matiti alafu nikaingiza mboro .pu**y yake ikikua na joto lakini sio tight nikaanza kudinya .Naingiza natoa nikiskia utamu .Ikafika mahali alitoa nduru nikaskia mboo joto na majimaji .Nikaendelea kudinya nikaskia kuma inakua tight na moto nikamwaga.Kutoa mboo nagundua iko na maji hapo juu baada ya kondom .Dem akaniambia amemwaga akajipanguza aliniambia nimnunulie chai nikadinda .Nilimlipa na kuenda zangu .Hio nyap ilikua tamu

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Vivian ama nani?

[Mtumsafi_1]

@MTINGIZA KITANDA!!!

Wachaneni na malaya wanatombwa by 20men per day…i rather pay for a campus pûssy…low body count per day

Sawa Ngono Kante

[sperminator]

@Mzee Mashavu

Vivian ama nani?

sio viv