Wanawake watatumalisa

Sex & Relationships
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So Jana nilikua na kunguru ingine tumekua tukikimbishana for a while, kitu Safi nzuri…
In the course of ya kushikashika mtu tukijoke I could get a waft of some pungent rotting smell… Inakuja ikienda
Kitu ikaniambia jaribu inama kidogo karibu na orifice uskie kama harufu inatoka uko…
Kuinama kidogo hata mapua ijafika uko… I made contact…
Walai sijawai skia kitu inanuka hivyo, kitu inaachilia kama mbwa imekufa and the smell was deeply embedded in my sinuses don’t think I was ever going to Forget that smell…
Nikaachilia warcry AAIIIii…
Apana Bwana… Watu wanaoza…

Some guy seated next to the lounge seats quirps in… Pia we umeiskia Kuna panya imekufia ndani ya hizo viti… Turning to the local barmaid… Mary hii kitu hamjawaiitoa hadi wa Leo…

Turning towards my kunguru with a sheepish smile only to meet the utopia… And muhindi +Ajax completed the shafting process
Tomba shida!!

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hekaya stupid

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With such hekayas and posts, kweli tuko chini kushinda walio patia echesa clean bill to serve, ati wewe ni Village Elder???

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A village elder who, at one time, almost got into trouble pursuing a midget mama mboga.

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umemaliza kweli???

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Steve mtu husikia harufu aje?

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Nyamba polepole bwana

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“An old woman is always uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb” ~Chinua Achebe (Things Fall Apart)

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Kwani mtu husikia na? Si maskio? Ara?

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I need to re-do my biology. Sense of smell, sense of hearing etc are v different things to me.

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Daaah! Sio siri sijaelewa kitu chochote. Hiki kiswahili ni konki.

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Bado @Magoo fooooli anawatesa ? Huko?

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Stewpit kapsa

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Ktalk has gone to the dogs!!

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Hapo mi huchapa stuff kama kichwa iko kwa mabega ya dame, harufu haikufikii kwa mapua. Hapo hakuna cha foreplay

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Haha. Good read!

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Kapsaa…

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Nimehamia kwa Kenyatta hapa kwenu njaa tu ndio inanitesa hapa Kenya. Only in Kenya eti chapoo Ndio luxurious meal.

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Dave, habari ya masiku?
Kwenyu luxurious meal ni ipi?