Wacheni Uwongo................

In my idle moments I like reading your hekayas. At the very least, they give me an insight into the juvenile thought process.

One thing has intrigued me, however.

In all the hekayas, the women/girls are always very, very hot. Very sexy.

Yellow, yellow MILFs with boobs to die for.

A young colle girl with a figure from heaven.

Arses that make you droll.

Killer smiles.

Etc, etc, etc.

Yet, when am walking on the streets of Nairobi, I notice that 90 per cent of the women are just plain Janes, nothing to write home about. 78.432% are obese any way.

So, where do these perfect angels you guys are always banging come from?

Something doesn’t add up.

I suggest you go to mgtow…and talk to a nigger called @woman hater

good morning, mr killjoy!

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Ancient, you seem to be on a roll today.

the 10%

My palm ni yerro yerro

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There.

Ha ha ha ha, ngabu! Morning. Sikuwa namaanisha hekaya zako, ha ha ha!

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Niko idle.

So, a 100% of the men are ferking 10% of the women? Damn, that would explain the incidence of some diseases…and I thought men were the players

I will post a hekaya about tony one of these days.

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Welcome 2 mombasa where 90% ni vitu ata malaya pia

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Nefertities. Never Tony’s.

Stick to memes.

Please don’t discover new ways to irritate - like attempts at sarcasm.

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:frowning: but it isn’t sarcasm. I really do have a hekaya

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guka,is tony your faggot lover?patia nefertities number,ama you’re keeping him for yourself?

In Ktalk almost everyone is in a highly paying job, hold senior positions, are successful, they drive good rides, they have invested in plots and Shambas where they are putting up buildings, are married to good women who aren’t the nagging types.
Don’t know by what miracle people with all that are to be found here.

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Google the meaning of hekaya

Wakanyama, forget Tony. You are my dream lover, and I like the way you are giving me attention. To hell with Uwes, I have found new love!

Come to dadi, pussycat!

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Our dreams come true online.

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