Wacheni Uwongo................

[bjurmann]

A thread was put hia not long ago asking guys to put their car keys next to their drink. Only four did. Three of Toyotas. And post a thread you want to import a car hata Mzee Mzima inputs his advice Na bei ya kijiko hajui. Uwes kazi yake Ni kupiga picha drinks za wenyewe Na Ku post hapa. Web Dev Na Okiya wana earn 300k n 850k respectively. Wao Ni Kama principal magistrates Na Inspector General mtawalia. Uncle Nyam ako Na 5acres Kipipiri. Aviator Ng’ombe zake zilikata katwa. Mayekeke Ni jaba ya 50 bob Na ako Na Alion Na Premio. Black templer ako Na bike collection worth 300k lakini anatuuliza Wi fi ya TRM. Purr 27 alilenga msee WA kuuza magari asubuhi mapema…tangu lini. Mulika mwizi gari yake huharibika kila siku.

[system]

@bjurmann

A thread was put hia not long ago asking guys to put their car keys next to their drink. Only four did. Three of Toyotas. And post a thread you want to import a car hata Mzee Mzima inputs his advice Na bei ya kijiko hajui. Uwes kazi yake Ni kupiga picha drinks za wenyewe Na Ku post hapa. Web Dev Na Okiya wana earn 300k n 850k respectively. Wao Ni Kama principal magistrates Na Inspector General mtawalia. Uncle Nyam ako Na 5acres Kipipiri. Aviator Ng’ombe zake zilikata katwa. Mayekeke Ni jaba ya 50 bob Na ako Na Alion Na Premio. Black templer ako Na bike collection worth 300k lakini anatuuliza Wi fi ya TRM. Purr 27 alilenga msee WA kuuza magari asubuhi mapema…tangu lini. Mulika mwizi gari yake huharibika kila siku.

how long have you been waiting to do that? :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[Mkufuu]

Niko na hekaya nataka kuwasimulia about some hot girls I was with this weekend (hata niko na mbisha) but everyday there is a post discouraging me to. Hata mwingine akasema I plagiarized a past hekaya. Let k-talk be, enjoy the hekayas na tafathali punguzeni criticism. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

[kaki86]

the other head was thinking

[system]

@bjurmann

A thread was put hia not long ago asking guys to put their car keys next to their drink. Only four did. Three of Toyotas. And post a thread you want to import a car hata Mzee Mzima inputs his advice Na bei ya kijiko hajui. Uwes kazi yake Ni kupiga picha drinks za wenyewe Na Ku post hapa. Web Dev Na Okiya wana earn 300k n 850k respectively. Wao Ni Kama principal magistrates Na Inspector General mtawalia. Uncle Nyam ako Na 5acres Kipipiri. Aviator Ng’ombe zake zilikata katwa. Mayekeke Ni jaba ya 50 bob Na ako Na Alion Na Premio. Black templer ako Na bike collection worth 300k lakini anatuuliza Wi fi ya TRM. Purr 27 alilenga msee WA kuuza magari asubuhi mapema…tangu lini. Mulika mwizi gari yake huharibika kila siku.

[kingolonde]

@bjurmann

A thread was put hia not long ago asking guys to put their car keys next to their drink. Only four did. Three of Toyotas. And post a thread you want to import a car hata Mzee Mzima inputs his advice Na bei ya kijiko hajui. Uwes kazi yake Ni kupiga picha drinks za wenyewe Na Ku post hapa. Web Dev Na Okiya wana earn 300k n 850k respectively. Wao Ni Kama principal magistrates Na Inspector General mtawalia. Uncle Nyam ako Na 5acres Kipipiri. Aviator Ng’ombe zake zilikata katwa. Mayekeke Ni jaba ya 50 bob Na ako Na Alion Na Premio. Black templer ako Na bike collection worth 300k lakini anatuuliza Wi fi ya TRM. Purr 27 alilenga msee WA kuuza magari asubuhi mapema…tangu lini. Mulika mwizi gari yake huharibika kila siku.

:D:D:D:D:D…umeshinda mbosi

[gashwin]

@Mkufuu

Niko na hekaya nataka kuwasimulia about some hot girls I was with this weekend (hata niko na mbisha) but everyday there is a post discouraging me to. Hata mwingine akasema I plagiarized a past hekaya. Let k-talk be, enjoy the hekayas na tafathali punguzeni criticism. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

weka hekaya wachana na macho ya chura…

[mayekeke]

@bjurmann

A thread was put hia not long ago asking guys to put their car keys next to their drink. Only four did. Three of Toyotas. And post a thread you want to import a car hata Mzee Mzima inputs his advice Na bei ya kijiko hajui. Uwes kazi yake Ni kupiga picha drinks za wenyewe Na Ku post hapa. Web Dev Na Okiya wana earn 300k n 850k respectively. Wao Ni Kama principal magistrates Na Inspector General mtawalia. Uncle Nyam ako Na 5acres Kipipiri. Aviator Ng’ombe zake zilikata katwa. Mayekeke Ni jaba ya 50 bob Na ako Na Alion Na Premio. Black templer ako Na bike collection worth 300k lakini anatuuliza Wi fi ya TRM. Purr 27 alilenga msee WA kuuza magari asubuhi mapema…tangu lini. Mulika mwizi gari yake huharibika kila siku.

Hehehe… Pia wewe umeona niko sufferiation juu ya jaba ya finje?

[Purr_27]

@bjurmann

A thread was put hia not long ago asking guys to put their car keys next to their drink. Only four did. Three of Toyotas. And post a thread you want to import a car hata Mzee Mzima inputs his advice Na bei ya kijiko hajui. Uwes kazi yake Ni kupiga picha drinks za wenyewe Na Ku post hapa. Web Dev Na Okiya wana earn 300k n 850k respectively. Wao Ni Kama principal magistrates Na Inspector General mtawalia. Uncle Nyam ako Na 5acres Kipipiri. Aviator Ng’ombe zake zilikata katwa. Mayekeke Ni jaba ya 50 bob Na ako Na Alion Na Premio. Black templer ako Na bike collection worth 300k lakini anatuuliza Wi fi ya TRM. Purr 27 alilenga msee WA kuuza magari asubuhi mapema…tangu lini. Mulika mwizi gari yake huharibika kila siku.

Ati nililenga nani :D..

[Web_Dev]

@Mkufuu

Niko na hekaya nataka kuwasimulia about some hot girls I was with this weekend (hata niko na mbisha) but everyday there is a post discouraging me to. Hata mwingine akasema I plagiarized a past hekaya. Let k-talk be, enjoy the hekayas na tafathali punguzeni criticism. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa.

Weka hekaya, criticism lazima.

[Guru]

Age mate, I know you are an Atheist but I have prayed for you.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Guru

Age mate, I know you are an Atheist but I have prayed for you.

Pray for me to get sexual healing. Or just cut the prayer bit and come over niku de-cobweb…:rolleyes:

[The.Black.Templar]

@Mathaais

In Ktalk almost everyone is in a highly paying job, hold senior positions, are successful, they drive good rides, they have invested in plots and Shambas where they are putting up buildings, are married to good women who aren’t the nagging types.
Don’t know by what miracle people with all that are to be found here.

Except @mpesa agent

[The.Black.Templar]

@Nefertities

I will post a hekaya about tony one of these days.

Come story come hehe

[The.Black.Templar]

Haha @bjurmann, your aviator betrays you

[gashwin]

@The.Black.Templar

Haha @bjurman, your aviator betrays you

He flies?

[Wakanyama]

@Guru

Age mate, I know you are an Atheist but I have prayed for you.

ulienda clay works ama utumie waffles.naweza kuja nikuonyeshe halafu malipo unilipe in kind

[gashwin]

@Wakanyama

naweza kuja nikuonyeshe halafu malipo unilipe in kind

nimekosa la kusema…

[Wakanyama]

@gashwin

nimekosa la kusema…

kwanini?

[Ingia]

Men always lie about:
How sexy their women are
How loaded they are
How tall they are
How many women they have

Women lie about:
How good they look
How many men they have laid
That they are not looking to hook up with some loaded dude on ktalk
How much they dont like money
That they are not overweight
Having NO ADMIRABLE BEHIND
Being baby mommas and not being sure whos the father