Yes, you read that right.
And for the record, I will still vote for Jubilee and Uhuruto.
But I am fed up with this servile, yes-massa, house-nigga attitude of the president.
So Kuki Gallman gets shot. Big deal, Kenyans get shot every day.
BUT because Gallman in White, the president actually releases a statement on her shooting! Within 12 hours the alleged shooter is arrested and the gun used recovered.
Now, how many hard-working Kenyans are shot every day and the president doesn’t say a word? How many have been killed in terrorist attacks and he takes days to issue a statement? How many police officers - who fall under the stupid president’s docket - get shot and he says nothing? Soldiers defending us?
For example, two months ago FOUR BROTHERS were found gagged and shot in Nakuru. FOUR SIBLINGS. Did the president as much as issue a statement asking the police to expedite investigations? Or even his CS for Interior? No, the brothers could as well have never existed, despite the fact that they prolly voted for him three years earlier!
It reminds me that it was Uhuru Kenyatta who hurriedly signed the Kenya-British military pact - in which British troops train in Kenya for virtually free, posing a great threat to our sovereignity (can 10,000 Kenyan troops train in Sussex, littering the whole place with unexploded munitions and raping the odd local for fun without consequences?) and humiliating us. Yaani until the other day they could shoot you for fun, or wreck your establishment without going to court!
For five years, Kibaki had refused to sign the pact, opting for short-term renewals, until the British complied to some rules and the new Katiba. Kibaki also put the British ambassador in his place by telling him to follow the right channels under the Geneva Convention when raising an issue - and that is to write to the Foreign Ministry. Not to barge into State House kama ni kwa nyanya yake.
Enter Uhuru and what did he do? He promptly signed the pact, and coerced Parliament, which was reluctant, to accede. The British ambassador again started visiting State House like he owned it.
Now, yesterday, the same British ambassador had the temerity to summon local security chiefs in Laikipia - OCPDs, OCSs, DOs and County Chiefs and dress them down. He called Nkaissery and Nkaissery ordered the chiefs to attend. The ambassador said that the British troops training nearby were ready to offer ‘logistical’ support to local officers. That means once again Kenyans - Pokots - will be shot from British copters! 55 years after our grandfathers were shot by these same ferkers!
NOW, WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES AN AMBASSADOR READ THE RIOT ACT TO SECURITY CHIEFS OF AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY? WHERE?
CAN KENYAN TROOPS BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT BRITISH CITIZENS IN CARDIFF?
A DO friend in Laikipia has told me he’s so mad he’s gonna resign, or just protest by going so slow the Pokots can do whatever they want.
I can forgive Uhuru Kenyatta many things, but as Field Marshal CouchP, a proud son of the Kikuyu and a patriotic Kenyan, I cannot forgive his stupid yes-massa-ferk-my-ass-boss manner.
Ferk the stupid nigga!