Uhuru Kenyatta, the British Colonial Ass Licker! Stupid House Nigga!

[system]

@It's Le Scumbag

Yaani one white woman of Italian ancestry ndo analeta hii maneno yote. N what about the atrocities she has commited? Brushed under expensive persian carpets?

If all this is true,we should cease calling ourselves an independent country… Someone still owns our ass

@Alchemist

The question is no longer “if”. It is true, now the question is - when do we stop calling ourselves an independent nation?

Economic independence is always a good start.

[Alchemist]

@0%_Omera

Economic independence is always a good start.

This one is tricky, even from an individual perspective.

[hunningale]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Yes, you read that right.

And for the record, I will still vote for Jubilee and Uhuruto.

But I am fed up with this servile, yes-massa, house-nigga attitude of the president.

So Kuki Gallman gets shot. Big deal, Kenyans get shot every day.

BUT because Gallman in White, the president actually releases a statement on her shooting! Within 12 hours the alleged shooter is arrested and the gun used recovered.

Now, how many hard-working Kenyans are shot every day and the president doesn’t say a word? How many have been killed in terrorist attacks and he takes days to issue a statement? How many police officers - who fall under the stupid president’s docket - get shot and he says nothing? Soldiers defending us?

For example, two months ago FOUR BROTHERS were found gagged and shot in Nakuru. FOUR SIBLINGS. Did the president as much as issue a statement asking the police to expedite investigations? Or even his CS for Interior? No, the brothers could as well have never existed, despite the fact that they prolly voted for him three years earlier!

It reminds me that it was Uhuru Kenyatta who hurriedly signed the Kenya-British military pact - in which British troops train in Kenya for virtually free, posing a great threat to our sovereignity (can 10,000 Kenyan troops train in Sussex, littering the whole place with unexploded munitions and raping the odd local for fun without consequences?) and humiliating us. Yaani until the other day they could shoot you for fun, or wreck your establishment without going to court!

For five years, Kibaki had refused to sign the pact, opting for short-term renewals, until the British complied to some rules and the new Katiba. Kibaki also put the British ambassador in his place by telling him to follow the right channels under the Geneva Convention when raising an issue - and that is to write to the Foreign Ministry. Not to barge into State House kama ni kwa nyanya yake.

Enter Uhuru and what did he do? He promptly signed the pact, and coerced Parliament, which was reluctant, to accede. The British ambassador again started visiting State House like he owned it.

Now, yesterday, the same British ambassador had the temerity to summon local security chiefs in Laikipia - OCPDs, OCSs, DOs and County Chiefs and dress them down. He called Nkaissery and Nkaissery ordered the chiefs to attend. The ambassador said that the British troops training nearby were ready to offer ‘logistical’ support to local officers. That means once again Kenyans - Pokots - will be shot from British copters! 55 years after our grandfathers were shot by these same ferkers!

NOW, WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES AN AMBASSADOR READ THE RIOT ACT TO SECURITY CHIEFS OF AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY? WHERE?

CAN KENYAN TROOPS BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT BRITISH CITIZENS IN CARDIFF?

A DO friend in Laikipia has told me he’s so mad he’s gonna resign, or just protest by going so slow the Pokots can do whatever they want.

I can forgive Uhuru Kenyatta many things, but as Field Marshal CouchP, a proud son of the Kikuyu and a patriotic Kenyan, I cannot forgive his stupid yes-massa-ferk-my-ass-boss manner.

Ferk the stupid nigga!

hey buddy is this new!! we have seen worse…wee tulia na umpigie kura tena… you will be used to all this by the next term. tafuta vile unalisha bibi na watoto hio ndo kazi umebaki nayo

[Tailor]

M7 came & grabbed that rock called Migingo. Up to now the gov has never grown balls… yaani M7

I am sure if she was prominent the white ass would take over investigations.

[biraru]

This appalling story has no happy ending. Unfortunately, the heroic resistance of the Mau Mau insurgency was officially neglected in Kenya both under Jomo Kenyatta and his successor Daniel Arap Moi, while collaborators and white settlers continued to enjoy the best farm land and a leisurely lifestyle unrepentant and unpunished for their part in the brutal destruction of a whole community.

picking up from where daddy left off
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[gashwin]

@WuTang

If it is true the British ambassador did what you have just written, then this is really bad.

Please read the story in the back page of the nation. I don’t think guka is accurate here. I also have an issue with his assertion that Uhuru rushed to sign. I am finding time to find the resources that tell of the difficulties that were there between the Uhuru administration and the British in 2013/14.

[Nattydread]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

@Alchemist

The only reason I will vote Uthamakistan is that there really is no alternative. Hata wewe unajua.

But this stupid house nigga makes me very mad sometimes.

I have told you before here: you do not owe anybody an explanation and there is no need to always add that lie - like a caveat - that you are going to vote for Uhuru and Ruto. It is not for nothing the we hold secret ballot elections.

That vote of yours is as ineffectual as that last drop of piss that your ailing bladder is able to release after a 5 minute wait.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@gashwin

From the Nation story:

1. “the British ambassador held a crisis meeting with security chiefs…” AS WHO AGAIN?
2. “the envoy blamed politicians…”, OH, SO NOW THE AMBASSADOR HAS THE RIGHT TO INTERFERE IN LOCAL POLITICS?

I don’t want to expose my friend the DO, but this is the sanitased version.

As far as the military pact is concerned, and access to SH, just do your own research, starting with Gugu.

[Alchemist]

@Nattydread

I have told you before here: you do not owe anybody an explanation and there is no need to always add that lie - like a caveat - that you are going to vote for Uhuru and Ruto. It is not for nothing the we hold secret ballot elections.

That vote of yours is as ineffectual as that last drop of piss that your ailing bladder is able to release after a 5 minute wait.

Votes are not as weighty as the very matter of Britons kukojolea Kenya. Waende watombane na P.M wao wa as of the writing.

[imei2012]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

It reminds me that it was Uhuru Kenyatta who hurriedly signed the Kenya-British military pact - in which British troops train in Kenya for virtually free, posing a great threat to our sovereignity (can 10,000 Kenyan troops train in Sussex, littering the whole place with unexploded munitions and raping the odd local for fun without consequences?) and humiliating us. Yaani until the other day they could shoot you for fun, or wreck your establishment without going to court!

the deal was renegotiated and it is not as bad as the previous one now any british soldier who violates the training terms can stand trial in kenyan courts but again kenya has among the best legislation in the world problem is and here say with me IMPLEMENTATION

[system]

What the ranchers fear is the idea that someday a Kenyan leader will evict them Mugabe style. Uhuru doesn’t want Zim style sanctions so he must reassure their interests. Kuki Gallman’s story was all over BBC two days ago,how strange. These people are so afraid. The guilty are always afraid…,!!

[Budspencer]

@hakimoto

Kenya went to Somalia, because a white woman was kidnapped ,tafakari hayo…

That is what the common man thinks is the cause of our being in Somalia. However, it escaped lots of people’s attention when the Al shabaab flew their black flag(popular with ISIS and Al Qaeda) at Jamia mosque, CBD Nairobi. They even went as far as demonstrating where they used actual guns against the police. In short walikua wanatuingiza vidole huku nyuma. I guess you’re not aware

[Slartibartfast]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

don’t want to expose my friend the DO

Then why don’t you just say credible source?

[WuTang]

@Budspencer

That is what the common man thinks is the cause of our being in Somalia. However, it escaped lots of people’s attention when the Al shabaab flew their black flag(popular with ISIS and Al Qaeda) at Jamia mosque, CBD Nairobi. They even went as far as demonstrating where they used actual guns against the police. In short walikua wanatuingiza vidole huku nyuma. I guess you’re not aware

When that Jamaican hate preacher sneaked into Kenya?

[gashwin]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

@gashwin

From the Nation story:

1. “the British ambassador held a crisis meeting with security chiefs…” AS WHO AGAIN?
2. “the envoy blamed politicians…”, OH, SO NOW THE AMBASSADOR HAS THE RIGHT TO INTERFERE IN LOCAL POLITICS?

I don’t want to expose my friend the DO, but this is the sanitased version.

As far as the military pact is concerned, and access to SH, just do your own research, starting with Gugu.

Like I said I do not have the time right away…But I would like to point out that the British envoy has a right to seek audience with the govt machinery where the lives of their citizens are in danger; I believe with the blessings of the min of F A. Don’t forget they have already lost a citizen while there was an attempt on a second, perhaps two. My previous posts on the subject have been clear, I guess.

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Slartibartfast

Then why don’t you just say credible source?

So you are now going to choose my words for me, batshit? Why don’t you go to another thread to show them how smart you are?

[Slartibartfast]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

So you are now going to choose my words for me, batshit? Why don’t you go to another thread to show them how smart you are?

Why the unprovoked hostility? I was simply suggesting a better way to protect your friend.

[kasaman]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Yes, you read that right.

And for the record, I will still vote for Jubilee and Uhuruto.

But I am fed up with this servile, yes-massa, house-nigga attitude of the president.

So Kuki Gallman gets shot. Big deal, Kenyans get shot every day.

BUT because Gallman in White, the president actually releases a statement on her shooting! Within 12 hours the alleged shooter is arrested and the gun used recovered.

Now, how many hard-working Kenyans are shot every day and the president doesn’t say a word? How many have been killed in terrorist attacks and he takes days to issue a statement? How many police officers - who fall under the stupid president’s docket - get shot and he says nothing? Soldiers defending us?

For example, two months ago FOUR BROTHERS were found gagged and shot in Nakuru. FOUR SIBLINGS. Did the president as much as issue a statement asking the police to expedite investigations? Or even his CS for Interior? No, the brothers could as well have never existed, despite the fact that they prolly voted for him three years earlier!

It reminds me that it was Uhuru Kenyatta who hurriedly signed the Kenya-British military pact - in which British troops train in Kenya for virtually free, posing a great threat to our sovereignity (can 10,000 Kenyan troops train in Sussex, littering the whole place with unexploded munitions and raping the odd local for fun without consequences?) and humiliating us. Yaani until the other day they could shoot you for fun, or wreck your establishment without going to court!

For five years, Kibaki had refused to sign the pact, opting for short-term renewals, until the British complied to some rules and the new Katiba. Kibaki also put the British ambassador in his place by telling him to follow the right channels under the Geneva Convention when raising an issue - and that is to write to the Foreign Ministry. Not to barge into State House kama ni kwa nyanya yake.

Enter Uhuru and what did he do? He promptly signed the pact, and coerced Parliament, which was reluctant, to accede. The British ambassador again started visiting State House like he owned it.

Now, yesterday, the same British ambassador had the temerity to summon local security chiefs in Laikipia - OCPDs, OCSs, DOs and County Chiefs and dress them down. He called Nkaissery and Nkaissery ordered the chiefs to attend. The ambassador said that the British troops training nearby were ready to offer ‘logistical’ support to local officers. That means once again Kenyans - Pokots - will be shot from British copters! 55 years after our grandfathers were shot by these same ferkers!

NOW, WHERE IN THE WORLD DOES AN AMBASSADOR READ THE RIOT ACT TO SECURITY CHIEFS OF AN INDEPENDENT COUNTRY? WHERE?

CAN KENYAN TROOPS BE ALLOWED TO SHOOT BRITISH CITIZENS IN CARDIFF?

A DO friend in Laikipia has told me he’s so mad he’s gonna resign, or just protest by going so slow the Pokots can do whatever they want.

I can forgive Uhuru Kenyatta many things, but as Field Marshal CouchP, a proud son of the Kikuyu and a patriotic Kenyan, I cannot forgive his stupid yes-massa-ferk-my-ass-boss manner.

Ferk the stupid nigga!

Oooooh yes ! GUKA hold those balls

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Slartibartfast

Why the unprovoked hostility? I was simply suggesting a better way to protect your friend.

I just dislike your online persona. Too haughty and delusional.

Go jump off a cliff, please.

[gashwin]

@FieldMarshal CouchP

I just dislike your online persona. Too haughty and delusional.

Go jump off a cliff, please.

Funny, Ngabu my Nanyuki mole who is very well placed tells me the High Comm met Regional and County Security heads and later addressed the media who had gotten wind of his visit. Your DO (Assistant County Commissioners) were not in the meeting.