The Somali question. Are we in or are we out?

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I want to talk about this topic once and for all and I will never get back to it. First of all let’s get one thing clear. I am Somali whose descent can be traced back to Garissa therefore technically a Kenyan citizen by birth. This little piece of information has been very hard for many villagers to grasp. in short am saying am not from Muqdishu, although quite a beautiful place when the guns go silent am just unfortunately not from there. I very much feel at home in this country except for certain remarks of ignorance here and there. I have been called an “Al shabab” for merely refusing to board a matatu but its alright. The tough Nomadic genes in me can’t allow me loose sleep over such things. On the bright side I have been exposed to many great cultures that I have enjoyed interacting with. I have made great Luo, kikuyu and Luhya friends.

We Somalis are as Kenyan as the Kikuyu in central or the Luo in Nyanza. We have not “migrated” from anywhere. North Eastern Kenya is our ancestral land. Our forefathers never really chosed to be part of Kenya. If you are well read you will know a little bit about something refered to as the “Shifta War” and if you are actually intelligent you will know that war was not about bandits as the propagandist claimed but an active independence movement.

The Shifta War (1963–1967) was a secessionist conflict in which ethnic Somalis in the Northern Frontier District (NFD) of Kenya (a region that is and has historically been almost exclusively inhabited by ethnic Somalis attempted to join with their fellow Somalis in a Greater Somalia . The Kenyan government named the conflict "shifta ", after the Somali word for “bandit”, as part of a propaganda effort. So unlike some well known people who are full of empty threats about their “secessionist” movement we Somalis actually bled and died for our beliefs back then. Before you go on on a hateful rant put yourself in our shoes. It’s only natural to want to be part of people you share similar beliefs with. Pretty sure Kikuyus would also have fought against being part of Somalia.

(End of diplomacy) So these ferking bastards who are always full of hate and jealousy for the Kenyan Somali people with their stupid remarks “go back home” Where Garissa? It’s part of this country dumbfuck. Oh not forgetting the blonde moment from that bitch @Georgina Martina who actually spent a considerable time arguing that Kenyan Somalis were not Native Kenyans? How dumb can you be? If you guys don’t really want Somalis to be part of this country, start a movement or something. Create a referendum to remove North Eastern from Kenya. Then sit back and watch the whole Kenyan economy collapses in typical German efficiency fashion. That small town called Eastleigh literally brings in more than 50% of Nairobi’s revenue.Somalis have built this country but many will truly never appreciate that fact until we’re gone after being pushed to the wall too much. You will only know the value of something when it’s gone. End of rant.
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actually you have a very valid point on somalis influencing the economy especially Nairobi and we are all Kenyans at the end of the day we shouldn’t discriminate

The fact that we make fun of somalis means u are part of the family unaona vile shiney eyes huingiliwa huku… People who feel real hate or vitrol towards another person just because of their heritage is just a sic Muthafacka … This is the internet do dont be too serious

As long as you don’t support annexing the Eastern most section of Kenya (Why in God’s good name do they call it North Eastern?If the compass was placed at Archer’s Post which is in the dead center of Kenya then the Somali occupied areas are in the East) and want to live with other Kenyans in peace then you are Kenyans just like Kisii and Pokot.

But criticising practices that are your culture is a must. Mimi kwanza I cannot get past the one of marrying cousins. If two brothers, Ali Shaban and Omar marry 2 sisters Ifra and Yasmiin their children who are cousins marry one another, they will produce unstable mutants… Resist.

I like the well thought posts above, you are part of the "Big"Family- Kenya. Teasing each other In a normal family setup is common. It doesn’t mean they really hate you. We’ll always be Kenyans with “you” in it.

very true. Tudor has been transformed in the last six years by Somali investments. Somali businessmen are legends,

Eastleigh bringing in 50% of Nairobi’s revenue? Mmmh, I doubt that, where are the figures to support that?

I’d say industrial area brings in 50% of Nairobi revenue. Eastleigh brings something but not those exaggerated numbers.

those are just speculations, inbreeding actually does have its benefits, why do think the royals and world elites do it? Even animal breeders know of its effectiveness in polishing up specific genetic traits.

Eastleigh brings in 50% of Nairobi’s revenue.
Hahahaha!!! I think Muthithi Road in Westlands brings in more revenue than Eastleigh.
Muthithi is half residential

Iko wapi ile shoga jinga inaitwa @Bingwa Scrotum isome a very good narative from intelligent talkers?

stupid dog ass jereer who is ‘traced back to Garissa’ trying to speak for somalis yet yeye ni mwanaharamu born by a wambui mother.

Jinga.

why not transfer this business prowess to Mogadishu/Kismaayo etc etc ?

Kuja tukule dongfaaar(pork fry)

Is your Qabil Darood? Are you a Salafi muslim?

Don’t blame or belittle the indanet , this is where attitudes and propaganda are peddled. If your character is targeted online you would take it more seriously.

Wake up ye all , Somalis (and even Ethiopians) both clean and dirty are silently taking over Nairobi. I interact with them on a day to day basis. Now they own properties,companies, buildings and companies all over. They are very deep in the real Estate business especially in the urban middle class and upper class.
They buy plots like its bread. They are also in all levels of government.

Jesussss!

You are comparing humans to non sentient animals?

Genetics work the same, humans or animals…

Mkuu Haniafu

Inbreeding inaleta hasara!Usibishe hilo!

Inbreeding kwa humans results in homozygosity, which can increase the chances of offspring being affected by recessive or deleterious traits. This generally leads to a decreased biological fitness of a population (called inbreeding depression), which is its ability to survive and reproduce.

Genetic survival ya jamii yenu itakua on danger…Kwa miaka mingi ijayo jamii itafutika.Survival inafutika!

Inbreeding ya familia moja ni hatari,ni heri unaimbie mtu wa familia moja ya Kisomali ana breed na mtu wa familia ingine ya Kisomali,ila sio watu waliopo kwenye same level ya family tree kwenye uzao wao!