We have had erections (sic) before, and they have been known to disrupt our lives. This guide is for you peasants to follow so that you are not caught unawares. Note that these are just precautions. I am in no way predicting violence, but better safe than sorry. I know there are evil forces in our country that would not want a smooth transition from Uhuruto to RAO, and may even use alshabaab tactics to mess us. Stay safe and maintain peace.
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[li]Make sure your phone has enough MPESA or Airtel money or YU Cash or whatever other mobile money isht you use, or is linked to your bank. Once upon a time, after some elections, we could not get airtime from the local shops. The few who had MPESA were selling 100 bob airtime for 150!. Also have sufficient cash at hand.[/li][li]Pay your bills and if possible over-pay. Hutaki kukatiwa maji na wasee wa kanjo alafu waende missing. Kama ni stima lipa in advance. [/li][li]Stock enough food to last you a month. Take advantage of the 90-bob GOK unga. Same with beers and goks and weed. And condoms. A few Panadols too. And a sharpener for your knives.[/li][li]Kama uko na biashara kibera ama mathare, consider selling it. Alternatively, take an insurance cover if you find no willing buyer. Ensure minimum or zero stock on 8/8.[/li][li]Also, your 5th hand car ipatie comprehensive insurance. I know Monarch insurance hawana age limit. Even your 1976 Peugeout 304 (cc @Kasighau) is insurable comprehensively. Na uijaze mafuta on 7/8. Pia ipatie service.[/li][li]Your passport and yellow fever card ziweke chonjo. If expired, renew now.[/li][/ol]
I also hope Nkaisilly has enough teargas and bullets to silence any violence that may erupt after erections.
Good advice chief, lakini yellow fever vaccination lasts for a wholelifetime. Hakuna ku renew
Bullshit, nothing will happen after 8/8. You are the kind of alarmist we don’t need in this country.
Follow your own advice and go live in a cave as you wait for chaos.
Kenya is great than the power greedy politicians .
Preach peace…
Mine has an expiry date. I think after 10 yrs from date of issue.
You must be mistaking me. I do not pray for, or expect chaos FYI. But I have been there and experienced it. Sisemi itafanyika, and most likely we will be peaceful, but this is KENYA. Kenyans will easily turn a celebration into a looting spree. Or a peaceful demonstration into a running battle with police.
And when some non-traditional stone throwers throw stones during a campaign rally, we have reason for concern.
Fear mongering ndio inaharibu economy
Very true. From 2007, mwaka ya election huwa mbaya. Companies freeze hiring, freeze large scale investments. Expats wanapewa notice by parent company to leave temporarily. Country kama Rwanda have elections 4 days before us and nobody can tell.
I don’t consider this fear mongering… To me it’s hoping for the best but preparing for the worst. To the list, add… Evacuation of all no essential underage personel to hospitable zones. And… Avoid mobs and crowds
mimi hushinda nikiambia watu hii maneno alafu wanacheka. Deals saa hii ziko mob sana. mimi niko na stock already!
That has recently changed. Its alifetime thing, no more 10year expiry
acha nipeleke. stove ocha…
Well said @Kasighau. Until our government assures us (through actions, not words), then we got to prepare for the worst while praying for the best.
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Thats good advice 2007 was bad but kwa airtime let me ask,what is the need of having airtime whereas phones werent going through,?
Whoever is responsible should start advising TZian guys on that. Niko sure watasumbua sana. Mine was a ten year and is soon expiring.
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yes, including toothpaste, tshirts, blueband, na hata mimi bado nakula ugali juu niko na stock watu wakilia. Sijanunua unga 200bob bado! na sukari
hehehe ngombe!
Hii yote ni upuzi; I will be on another continent