Married men only: my wife (kahippo 🦛) gets crazy/mad/tantrum once pa month, (used to be bfre her ovulation)

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Am sure am not the only one who deals with this shit, or mayb am the only one in the whole world who has a wife who can be classified as mad parson 1-3 days in a month.

We start with a small quarrel, she gets real crazy she cries out like someone who jst lost her husband, she would cry hadi kwa street, not ones tushai jipata kwa public and she is crying out loudly, hadi kwa malls.

The fact that she is short and fat makes her look a victim all time, ( umekosea mrembo na nini bro) all men ask me this kwa public.

A few times ameshuka gari ,(now days she doesn’t ,cause nishai muacha link rd wangige and we reside thika rd)

We been married for 8yrs now ,we dated like 2yrs , i think i was her 1st love since i was loaded , age difference is 6yrs.

She has been brought up by a single mum, as the only child.( She doesn’t link well with anyone , even her only mum they atimes have disagreement and her mum has also to swallow her Bshit.) few times she mum in law has intervened our conflicts and she sided with me which made things worse, (she started throwing tantrums akisema hatumtaki and she will dissapear from everyone)

She doesn’t have even friends,( she will have disagreement and then she will not apologise or make thing right with them, she wld tell me so so wamekosana) i think am the only one who can handle her Bshit , not even my family,

So jana i went on a job which was to be a late shift but ended up spending the whole night, also during the day had some other out job and i had also informed her about it,

But as u all know sometimes computer ineza kupea middle finger, and it did to me was to do job na 1hr but i ended up taking 3hrs, kufika langata rd nikapata marathon ya matter hear run , jam ikanipea middle finger two.
Kufika tao was to buy some items and send on parcel, nikazungusha makende tao for another 1hr bila kupata what i want, so i was finishing rounds at 4pm, …

By now my ka hippo :hippopotamus: was breathing like blow dry on the other side of phone , i picked all her calls (around 10 calls she is a consistent caller hajui kungoja ni kusema ) untill one i told her ngoja nilipe items na Mpesa am getting back to you, she was so angry…

Long story short nafika home napata mtu ana lia bedroom, i ask her whats the matter anasema i was rude to her and its seems leo sikutaka kwenda home , i apologise as a gentleman, and i narrate my ups and down, she jst stoped crying without any word.

Took shower,meals and a nap ya 1hrs by 6 i was to go mjengo again. Set alarm 6pm ,i missed the alarm and kahippo comes at 630 “wewe huendi kazi leo” i wakeup like crazy and leave without saying bye, furthermore we ain’t in good terms and the parcels i had not sent them i took with them home, teke teke tao i send parcel and head mjengo,

Kamomo calls me at 830pm." Hujafika bado". Other times me husema nikifika job so i tell her she is rude , she starts yelling and crying on the other side of phone .
On the chats amesema she needs a shoulder to lean on, nikasema nita mtaftia therapist, wueh hapo nimekosea kuongeza moto mafuta


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I’m the biggest defender for planteshen in this cesspit but this is fucked up man

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Man, i would like to know kama kuna mwingine ako na chizi ,cause other days she is vry good and caring, she wld even pack lunch for me and call to ask ama nilikula :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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Wanawake na vitoto vijinga hakuna difference, you should train them like a chihuahua from day one, sasa ona wewe ni punching bag kama muikamba mujinga, it can never be me. Ndigehota

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true, hapo nayo I agree, all my friends have tld me that, no one can handle such nonsense , even side dish knows that my kahippo times ni pain in ass, as for me am quick to let go the anger and I will focus on myself , I even stoped drinking aty kutoa stress sinaga stress , only when I don’t have enough cash , but not about her or gals

Ulisema ako 110 kgs?

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Hio jina kahippo is funny AF
hippo GIF

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Beta chieth problems

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mwanamke anaweigh 110kgs huyo si kahippo…omera that is a landwhale!

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That’s the exact same thing I was going through (still there though not all the times)… Went home one day & got the whole scenario as you explained… Used to get furious all the time & it was not helping… Got some “help” from those before me & nothing worked…up untill one time, got home, sat &the same old fracas came flying left right&centre. … I had reached a point that “I had heard enough”… I sprung off the seat ready to take the bull by the horns… Furious ready for anything… I could not lay a finger (don’t know how it happened but my reflexes didn’t work) … I remember grabbing her by force, forced a kiss… Rammed the p*ssy the hell out… I could not stop … It’s a long story but since then… She yells at me anytime am at home… she gets a wild dicking she has never experienced before… I guess it’s working compared to before…

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That’s just how women are. Very emotional. Hormones have a huge effect on them.
They are tough to understand too .

Kuna vile bado hujaestablish your foot down as a man in that relationship…I’m not saying she has to fear you but kuna vile amekuzoea sana na she senses your weakness and she knows how to exploit it
Anajua joto ya pussy yake juu ni kanono imekuchizisha we hapo huwezi jitoa

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She’s manipulating you.

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https://x.com/amerix/status/1794299926567866854

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First, side dish should literally know nothing about your main.

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So ulimkatia ndio umlipie bills, housing, clothing, and foods because it’s clear she’s a jobless hobo. What’s your obsession with feeding and clothing strangers?

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I am actually a real therapist. This is very common… you’re her safety net. She’s gaslighting you and projecting… projecting helps sociapaths hide their actions/behaviors and also rationalize their insane ways . She doesn’t respect you; but she needs your security and resources. If she was to find better, she’d leave immediately AND blame you for it

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Solution ni
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8 years of drama. Uko na patience bro. One thing I tell anyone it’s okay to start over. Drop everything and move on. Don’t care what the society says. Meffi hao. Lakini the first step Iko hapo juu

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You the person with 2 kengeles. Remind her that.

Sit her down and give her your bare minimum rules. 1 very important rule is there’s ONLY 1 KING. That’s you I assume. Everyone else is a subject, subjects defer to the King.

If she forgets rule 2 (That your King) send her to her mother. Let her go get advise from someone who cares on how to be a wife. Submissive wife

You guys are enabling her bad behavior, ole wenu akipata pesa. Utalia chooni

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Say it again!!

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