Karibu late night supper

[Mkufuu]

@old monk

Hiyo nyama ni minyoo tupu.

Hujawahi kula nyama grilled? haiwezi kuwa na rangi ya roast kwa sababu there is no direct heat. Karibu ujionee ndani imeiva kabisa mpaka inaachana na mfupa yenyewe.

[Mkufuu]

@Mathaais

Si utafute bibi, hii mambo ya mwanaume kutoka kuwatch ball alafu aende home kujipikia haileti shangwe.

Hapo umenena kama wazee wa kita braza karibu tule breakfast.

@Carbon

you got it wrong swiry,this guy is the one who is petty.
anaringa na amenyang’anya dem mmoja job hapa.
huyo unapata ni senior bachelor of kindu retirement age

@Carbon

this guy is always cooking this and that,hata machef huowa

Lol umefanya nikacheka yangu yote…karibu breakfast kuna maziwa, ugali ya jana na cashewnuts.

[Mathaais]

@Unicorn

Some people are petty. The guy hasn’t complained about cooking;he enjoys his cooking by the look of it and some are just yapping around about getting married. It’s his life. He’s fine with it. Nyinyi na mabibi zenu achaneni na @Mkufuu

Kwani unataka akupikie unamtetea hivyo?
Be warned @Mkufuu ,this woman leaves quite a sizeable stinker in your loo.

[Mkufuu]

@Carbon

vile mathichwo amesema…
if you can afford that you can also afford a wife

kwani bibi ana bei? Hivi sasa wanawake wanacost shillingi ngapi nione kama ninazo kwa akiba au itabidi niweke ama nichangiwe. hehehe

[kawambui]

@Mkufuu

Hapo umenena kama wazee wa kita braza karibu tule breakfast.

Lol umefanya nikacheka yangu yote…karibu breakfast kuna maziwa, ugali ya jana na cashewnuts.

o_Oo_Oo_O
mimi sili chakula imepikwa na mwanaume unless akuwe certified na kebs.
wanaume wanaweza kupikia kitu uhare mwaka mzima

[Ice_Cube]

kwani bibi ni silver bullet, wachaneni jamaa ajienjoy he will take the plunge akitaka

[kawambui]

@Mathaais

Kwani unataka akupikie unamtetea hivyo?
Be warned @Mkufuu ,this woman leaves quite a sizeable stinker in your loo.

hehehe…
we usichomee swiry picha namna hiyo despite the fact that that info is in public domain

[kawambui]

@Mkufuu

kwani bibi ana bei? Hivi sasa wanawake wanacost shillingi ngapi nione kama ninazo kwa akiba au itabidi niweke ama nichangiwe. hehehe

they come with different price tags,kuna mpaka wa free. uko na ngapi hapo cash nikutumie bibi na mpesa

[Mathaais]

@Carbon

hehehe…
we usichomee swiry picha namna hiyo despite the fact that that info is in public domain

Huyu akikula hiyo ugali na nyama na kachumbari unamtoa mbio mbio kabla aulize choo iko wapi.

[kawambui]

@Mathaais

Huyu akikula hiyo ugali na nyama na kachumbari unamtoa mbio mbio kabla aulize choo iko wapi.

before ageuze nyumba yako into syria(chemical weapons)

[gashwin]

@Mathaais hiyo theme iko socially inappropriate…

Good job @Mkufuu

[Mathaais]

@gashwin

@Mathaais hiyo theme iko socially inappropriate…

:D:D:D:DDoubt whether she minds.

[kawambui]

she wouldnt,she is the coolest customer i have seen

[Mkufuu]

@Carbon

o_Oo_Oo_O
mimi sili chakula imepikwa na mwanaume unless akuwe certified na kebs.
wanaume wanaweza kupikia kitu uhare mwaka mzima

Tukiwa wadogo dad used to make us roast meat ama fry na ugali time zenye mathe hayuko then he’d invite all the kids wenye tulikuwa tunacheza nao in the hood. Iyo ndio time nilijua mwanaume anaeza pika chakula kitamu kids used to ask “mkufuu dadi yuko nyumbani?” nikisema ndio wanauliza “na mathe?” kama mathe hayuko na dad yuko wanakuja kucheki nini imepikwa lunch hehe.

[system]

@Mathaais if I die without a husband my ovaries will haunt you forever. Wacha kunichomea picha kwa @Mkufuu . I had it all planned out.

[Mkufuu]

@Mathaais na @Carbon nyi watu simnapenda hate speech Lol wish tungekuwa na get-together ya k-talk halafu utaona venye mahater watageuka mafisi. @Unicorn umekaribishwa ndoo tule.

[system]

@Mkufuu I’m a good eater and you’re a great cook. A match made in heaven. Ignore the our haters and let’s elope where we can enjoy our meals together.

[Mathaais]

@Mkufuu

@Mathaais na @Carbon nyi watu simnapenda hate speech Lol wish tungekuwa na get-together ya k-talk halafu utaona venye mahater watageuka mafisi. @Unicorn umekaribishwa ndoo tule.

Carbon ndiye alinifunza akiwa Kawambui.

[system]

@Mkufuu

Tukiwa wadogo dad used to make us roast meat ama fry na ugali time zenye mathe hayuko then he’d invite all the kids wenye tulikuwa tunacheza nao in the hood. Iyo ndio time nilijua mwanaume anaeza pika chakula kitamu kids used to ask “mkufuu dadi yuko nyumbani?” nikisema ndio wanauliza “na mathe?” kama mathe hayuko na dad yuko wanakuja kucheki nini imepikwa lunch hehe.

Good one!

[kawambui]

@Mkufuu

Tukiwa wadogo dad used to make us roast meat ama fry na ugali time zenye mathe hayuko then he’d invite all the kids wenye tulikuwa tunacheza nao in the hood. Iyo ndio time nilijua mwanaume anaeza pika chakula kitamu kids used to ask “mkufuu dadi yuko nyumbani?” nikisema ndio wanauliza “na mathe?” kama mathe hayuko na dad yuko wanakuja kucheki nini imepikwa lunch hehe.

i am also a very good cook,i love meat grilled by the oven. i can cook practically anything to the eaters satisfaction but sio kila siku.
wanawake wakalie their ponds(as unicorn would say) nikachomeke jikoni,siwes