Job Interview follow up

General
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Hi Pips,

Went for a job interview on 09/08/16.The company has branches worldwide & deals with Wifi & is setting up shop in Kenya with the Business Development director being a Kenyan who was interviewing me.So the interview went well & he was impressed with my CV & experience.The director gave me details of how they have signed contracts with big companies &their expansion plans into East Africa. he said he will contact me either Thursday or Friday to give me a feedback since he was still finalising interviews on Wednesday then he meets with his investor on Thursday & discuss further.Now he didnt call.Question is do i call him or i lenga?

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nigger do u need the job or not?, call the motherfuccker na uache kusumbua

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Call him, but be tactical, usianze zile za “Niaje mbuyu, job tunayo au hatunayo”.

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Monday is not a good day for follow up. Tuesday or Wednesday after hang’i imeisha.

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call him this Friday, they may still be shortlisting and you may come across as trying to influence their decisions

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LOL wewe

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am still constructing how i will talk to him without sounding too desperate.Any hints Koolibah will be appreciated

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PIPS ni nani na anaishi wapi ?

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Yeap Nice advice there Ice cube coz on Sunday i talked to a HR practitioner who is my neighbour & he told me the same.Said that he might have too much work so if u call him on soon he might see your desperation & it might act against.

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"Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted…Don’t call us, we will call you." Kama job ni yako tuliza makende utapigiwa inaitwa kuwa “professional” boss.Calling them will not make them change an already made decision.

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You need the damn job, Holla at them but be tactical. Any lose intro might jeopardise your chances

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Sorry its Peeps.Its an American slang word for Friends,Pals so hapa ningesema Hi Villagers,Ktalkers…etc.

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mshow// “whats up dude! how was your weekend?/ yea?/ am cool. wondering if we can hang around for coffee tomorrow? you can’t make it…?..i know right! That was dumb ass thing to do. Now there’s a new strippers joint in town. Meet me there this Friday. They have a cool fine ass import from danganyika!!”

hapa kama hutapata job jiue

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Simple. Good morning Mr. Ye-r-shiet-burr-I-want-that- job. My name is The-guy-takes-slices-from-your-starved-wife. You interviewed me last week for the position of what-the-fukc-was-that-job and I was told to expect feedback last Friday so I’m following up on it since I didn’t get the feedback last Friday.

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Call thursday. Si leo wala friday wala kesho or wednesday.

The week cools on thursday. He will be devoid of any disturbances

Call thurday at 11:37.

Siku huwa imetulia. Mid morning ni the best. 11:37. Then uniambie

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Boss the job was advertised on 1st of August & i applied & was called on saturday for an interview on tuesday so i was shortlisted.

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Dont expose his inefficiencies people become immediately defensive.

Good morning Mr. Ye-r-shiet-burr-I-want-that- job. My name is The-guy-takes-slices-from-your-starved-wife. I met with you for an interview last week for the position of what-the-fukc-was-that-job and it was communicated that I expect feedback last Friday so I’m following up on it since I havent got any communication. Sorry if I am interrupting your busy schedule.

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That’s why I put it in passive;to avoid pointing fingers but I agree with you if he can completely avoid it the better

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avoid pointing fingers at what??

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At the guy. You don’t tell him. “YOU told me to call you”