Personally nimesikia hizi stories sana hadi nimechoka. Its same scenario na hapa kenya vile unaweza toa dem ocha umlete tao. Achanuke akuwe hoe bana. Check out this podcast by bwana chairman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlGSv64cIAU
Na huyu mzae pia uliimbia hii story tene
Hata ukiwa Nairobi uchukue msichana wa village umlete city akikaa kiasi anachanuka na kuwa pokoste
This mostly happens with Kikuyus! Our women are no longer culturally grounded. Everyone else, including Ethiopians, Somalis,slavics ,pakis and Indians import their brides and life goes on without drama.
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Muanamuke wa kupatana huku ni vichwa maji banae, kuna Morio wangu alioa mmoja overstayer kumbe ni residence tu ndio ilikuwa lengo lake, the poor fellow was divorced in less than a year na ivo ndivo Keja ilienda na huku Mujamaa bado analipia mortgage for the next 10yrs. Ni ngori buana.
Mi nawakulanga HKM college girls freshers kutoka Jamuhuri kabla wakuwe wajuaji wa huku, niko na Bait Jalopy nawadanganyaga nayo, na wakianza kiherehere naingiaga Mitini kama nimerudisha Scrap yangu for my next mission. 
Madem wengi wametombwa sana juu ya kupewa ride :D:D. Kama dem hana majuala inakuwanga tricky kujua her true agenda. My friends wako huko wao hunipigia ma story wazimu sana
Kwanza overstayers are the worst juu they know exactly what when and how. Unapata amemaliza jamaa kabisa kabisa . I’ve seen some kale friends bring wives and somehow it works for them. Lakini most people ni character development tu loading
Hii story we discussed with kina Purple, Finest na Kapote. I told them categorically that if you import a spouse (mail order bride schemes), failure rate of such marriages is 99.85%. And it’s not just Kenyans.
Naijas typically go and import a 18 year old touchdown as soon as they settle. Ata Kama jamaa is 55 years old, lazima arudi State of Enugu kutafuta dame anamaliza NCSE exam. Kusherehekea end of studies, jamaa lazima amueke ball. By the time result zinasomwa, anasomewa results midflight to NewYork. Lakini hizo marriage fail at 100% rate. Naeza wawekea hekaya paka mzichoke.
I call it taming a shrew. Those women change within months. Anakua simba ingine uwezi karibia ata na 9mm caliber weapon, na saizo mnaishi nyumba moja.
Such stories zimejaa. Reminds me of that Naija guy who shot and killed his wife after kulete dem, kusomesha yeye then she dumps him and claims half of his hard earned properties. It was an audio or video sikumbuki poa but ilikuwa ime trend.
Why import though. Nikienda mahali I want to eat the local dishes.
Mkuu sio vile unasema hapo ati ni kabila moja tu… Generation hii tuko nayo , ni kabila zote…
Hapa KIJIJINI"somo kuu" ni, ukifunguliwa Maguu, basi “FAHAMU na UJUE kua ni, IT’S YOUR TIME TO EAT”… Kula ukiondekea especially kama huna MPANGO wa kuwa kwa PLANTEESHEN…
Eating is different from marrying.
I got 99 problems but planteshen aint one.
The American girl is the least feminine amongst the female species on Gods green earth, And with time she becomes less desirable Hence the need to import.Also once you stay in America for a while , pride and prejudice kicks in. Everyone but blacks are proud of their women and majority marry and date their own .it would therefore follow that one does as the Roman’s do while in Rome
You are better off marrying there than trying to import.
Sio mambo na ukabila! Mimi mkikuyu na amini usiamini ni jambo la kutisha kwa jamii letu la wakikuyu Huku majuu . Asilimia kubwa ni sisi sio ila ulivyosema kizazi hiki pia ni balaa tupu
Funny thing is, it never stops. It’s like the salmon going up that Alaskan river knowing full well there’s bears. Mtu anapeleka khupipi mpaka nursing school na bado anatoroka . Thing is, most women emigrate permanently and usually have no plans to go back. So forgetting their old life usually includes you too.
Lakini hapo Kibe ameenjoy watu saaaaana. Kenyan FM Radio style. Caller sounds like Wakanai, not a dude that’s lived in the US for 27 years. Phone audio very poor, even by Kibe’s standards. Doesn’t sound like an intra-US call.
Boss kuna watu wanakaa states over 30hrs na bado wako na accent deep.
I’m very aware. I’ve got family on three continents. Shaka Ssali of VoA is a good example. Been in DC over 40 years and still speaking like a Ugandan from Luweero.
And it’s not about accent. Majority of people’s accent doesn’t change, but there’ll be a bit of US lingo in their speech. Like y’all, liquor store (not wines and spirits), ATT etc. Guaranteed.