So natoka sides za Meru on my way to Nrb on a Sunday. Right before Thika wife calls me ati stima imepotea home. Ni sunday kajioni so namwambia ntachelewa kufika home but reality is that badala ya kwenda home in a blackout i decide to sip one for the rd hapo Thika. Naingilia hapo Porkies alley and i see a pub playing reggae. Sikumbuki jina poa but its right before Rwambogo. It had reggae bunners for sunday reggae. Club V-spot or something nimesahau. 1st red flag is kuambiwa entry ni beers mbili kisha stamp kwa mkono. No biggie. Nashika Heineken zangu mbili na kwenda juu kabisa at the roof top. Nashika meza mzima solo. Ndani ni vijana wa odi akina @johntez addi gaza msafi , @Dzunza wanashikisha keg, chrome na muguka. No biggie. Sisi wote ni wanati. After afew mins a lady accompanied by two young men come to the roof top wameshika vinywaji. They ask if i mind them joining my table. Nasema its no biggie. Girl sits next to me on my right, two guys sit on the other side of the round table. Kila mtu ako starehe zake. I note that the two guys are not engaging the lady. Shes on her phone through out. Afew mins later… @kanguthu comes na zile sanduku za samosa anauliza kama kuna msee anataka. I like to promote those hustlers hata kama samosa ni ya waru na dengu na nyama ya paka. I order one and tell him to ask the other fellows if they are interested on my bill. Vijana wanachangamkia Samosa pia dem. Kila samosa ni 30bob. When the girl tells me thank you i seize the moment to break the silence. Nikamuuliza mbona habongi na maboy wamekuja na yeye and which one among the two is her boyfriend…ni kumpima tu. She says hao maboy wametoka village moja huko Kandara na wamekutana tao leo wakaamua kuja kumeza moja. She adds that ni watoto sana hawezi date either of them. Baaas!!! Nikajua hapa ni kurusha mtama. Tunaongea hivi ananishow she just came from ocha in kandara and she has just broken up with her baby daddy due to infidelity. Ma pole za vako hivi and am giving her a shoulder to cry on. Tukaanza ma story namchocha how cute she is… na minyambo mingi ya punda. Truth is that she was a 5/10 na alikuwa anang’oa excess but sikujali kwani hata maji machafu huzima moto na mchagua kuma si mtombaji. Ikafika almost 10pm akasema she has to leave for work. Akasema she works like 15mins walk away in a small kibandaski na its her duty kuwekelea githeri kwa jiko usiku ndio iive pole pole hadi asubuhi. Nikamuuliza if she mind nimpee lift. (It was a trick to isolate her from the boys).Akasema sawa. Pia maboy wakajitoa kivyao so me na dem tukaingia kwa Jalopy yangu. Less than 5 mins tuko kwa site. She tells me to wait in the car awashe jiko aekelee githeri then she will come back. Vile vibe ilikuwa kwa bar nikawa 50/50 naweza chota huyo dem. So nikakimbia across the streets and bought CD just incase. Dem akakuja after like 45mins. She insisted we cant go back to the club coz ako job morning. So nikamuuliza kama anaweza nitolea mpango for the night. Akaanza blah blah blah ati we plan for next time coz we just met today. Nikamshow that i really like her and i want to see her again so it wont matter akinipee leo au next time. Nikaanza kumdara pole pole akiwa front sit. Nikaingiza mkono kwa senye nikasikia already iko wet na dem ashaanza kupumua na nguvu. So nikaruka kwa back sit. I did this to gauge her. Nikiruka kwa sit ya nyuma then the girl follows me najua bet imeiva. Akikataa kuja nyuma najua bet imeungua. Akakataa at first coz ati oooh “we just met today hata hajui status yako”…hapo hapo nikamshow i also don’t know her status but we can use a condom and everyone is safe. Showed her the brand new pack of CD and promised her we test next time we meet. This seemed to assure her that i was a serious guy and there is hope for meeting again. Dem akavukia hapo kwa center console akakuja kwa back seat. Hiyo inakuwanga moment of no return. Hapo hapo ni kumrukia kama simba. Car is well tinted rear windows hata ukiwa na macho ya paka huwezi ona ndani. Nilikula yeye shot moja ya haraka. Didn’t get a PNC coz it was a clean deal. None lanye. I actually felt like a conquerer for the quickest same day lay. After shot ndio tunabadilishana number and get her name. Simkumpee yangu…and no i didn’t contact her after that. Didn’t wanna open a can of worms. Kuma ya 30bob hata wewe utakataa? Hata pombe sikumnunulia. Other good news is that sijakula lanye hii mwaka. Am hitting on regular girls online and on the ground.
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Ata mbisha ya blackout mdau?
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:D:D:D:D samosa za ndegu nani alikua anauza?
Hehe pia mimi niliwai nunulia mama ya @PHARMACY maembe 10bob mlolongo akanipea hadi kwa epiglotis. Sweet woman that one mama @PHARMACY
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Lakini hizi club za maodi ni tricky hio situation. Unapata Dem anakam na maboy lakini anajifanya fala. Unajiona umepita na Dem kumbe hao maboy wanakutime wakupige ngeta hapo nje ya club
Unacheka nini mkamba?
Meffi stories
Obvioulsy ule shoga @kanguthu dengu imechanganywa na waru na carrots kiasi
Kharma issa bitch nigger, maybe your wife pia yeye alikuwa akitingiziwa kitanda HKM kwa giza.
Upate ata mtu kama Agwambo busting her back out kwa hiyo giza
ya sabuni pia
tumia yeye kakitu anunue mafuta ya kukaranga gitehri
Hekaya swafi
Mr. No Biggie wew unakula machakura.
Hek safi lakini
Hata picha ya tinted window hatujakataa
Unakuliana kwa gari ambayo utabeba real wife na watoi nayo…ata kama mimi ni mtu wa backend kuna vitu naheshimu
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