Aje Wazito, so there’s this chiq I’ve been meeting at my workplace. We work in different Companies but same floor. Looks she’s a 7/10 figure 9/10, let’s say she’s very bangable. So since Shabba Ranks ni professional in his work, I had decided hakuna kucheza karibu na penye natafutia daily bread; inspired by a Luhya saying that “Ng’ombe ukimfunga malishoni huwa hali nyasi within the region (circumference) where it steps on.” So mi huwa that dull guy who’s only serious about his work, no friendships etc at my work area, unless tujuane kabisa then one may understand my other side (cheerful).
Thus Wednesday last week napatana na huyu mrembo and she says Hi while smiling, nikashindwa form hapa ni gani since tumezoea ni sisi kuinitiate salamu au convo - Real Men Association Clause 13 (RMA 13). Well, on Friday napatana na mrembo while going to town and kidogo kidogo convo inabamba…within 30 mins nishajua a lot about her.
Sato night niko hangovered naget texts from her and it seems anakuja mbio sana. Sunday night ashaitisha full body massage, Monday night ashaniambia niende nimsugue mgongo. Hii speedy imenisumbua sana since nafeel am the one being hunted instead of doing the hunting and honestly, while I know am not bad looking, I cannot compare myself with the Idris Elbas of Africa au Mr. Kenya. So when a girl comes with that pace to me, it worries me. I had to even ask my confidant his opinion on this, his advice was simple: “Niende nipee that chiq Mboral support but I make sure that nimevalisha mzee Abdalla kofia”.
That was a good advice, but shida ni kuwa nahofia the aftermath of our bonking date. In case tukosane, this chiq anaeza niharibia rapport at my work place. Also, this chiq is in her late 20s na mi niko mid-20s, so am confused on what she wants. Najaribu sana kupostpone the bonkdate ili nihave a clearview of things on her side…that is apart from the good D, nini ingine anataka?
Well, another fear ni that she may step in kwa office nikiwa solo and sexually ambush me. Therefore I need to find answers to these few questions:
If it were you, would you smash or pass? given that the girl amefanya 95% of the hunting.
Would you get laid at work? Is it a bad omen?
Those with similar experiences or good advice on this dilemma can share please.
As long as you work in different organizations, slam dunk kwa hiyo shimo mbaka akose reason ya kukuharibia kazi. But make sure amejua we unataka vitu tu, nothing long term.
Hii kitu iko paged Na inatafuta mtu wa kuwekelea mzigo. Hakikisha ukiingia hapo umevaa makoboste. Na ukitoa una-double inspect just to proove hakuna Shabba junior amepenya…
As long as you have drawn boundaries regarding your expectations then hamna shida…these bitches can be conniving…once you bust a nut and try to sleep anakuuliza “so what’s this we r getting into?”…“so what is the way forward?”…“I was thinking we could go for a group date I introduce you to he girls”…kidogo the girls are on the phone in your prescence like…“tuko hapa na boyfriend wa nani”…kidogo “Babes lets be realistic…we spend so much time around each other…Im barely at my place…si we just stop wating money and share living space”
so make sure you are clear that its just sex and youre not looking for something long term…and then…you lay those pipes like youre supposed to!
lay that pipe like you are the chairman of the luhya plumbers’ association nigga but wrap it up. Free pussy is a myth you have to know how it is that you will pay for this one. “late twenties” keyphrase!
been there…jirani kwanza…laptop…she lured me with that FWB vibe…tight vagina like for a 16 year old (I imagine it would feel that way)…after that she expects ati tushinde tukitext siku mzima as if im her boyfriend…usiku sina amani …mtu kushinda akinitafuta…had to watch tv with the lights off… dont shit where you sleep