How the fuck does one use these when eating? Niko hapa kwa restaurant na nimeletewa folk na knife yet mimi husema fingers were made before forks.
Mbisha ya forks, knives, na fingers muhimu 
Fork left, knife right, except salad fork.
Nimeogopa kukula bana. Leo nikirudi home lazima I practice. Sitaki kuaibika kwa meeting tena
Sasa unatumia mikono? Wacha kuniaibisha priss. Si nilikufunza?
Sasa unataka kusema mayai, chips na and sausage unakulanga na mkono?
Sausages yes, mayai spoon imetosha, chips fork ama toothpicks lakini situmii kisu. Shida ni hizi upuss za kukata
Mimi hunawa na narararua na mkono. No matter where I am.
Someone explain to me, how do you eat ugali na nyama choma (ribs) using the above?
Ata mimi hutupa aibu nje ya dirisha, nanawisha mikono and attack in the best way i know. hii mambo ya wazungu husumbua.
Alafy hio kisu huwanga blunt sana. Cant they at least sharpen it kidogo ukikata kitu kama sausage isurukie jirani?
Juu umeingia restaurant ya maana Leo hakutakalika hizi streets
It all depends with the situation.
Kwani sikuizi Quality café tea room wanapea watu forks & knives? Last kula bhajia uko me nilipewa toothpick nidunge
:D:D:D
Naona emeanza mambo ya caddies
Kwani you started serving bhajia at Kq?
Hehehe tuliza kende
Niaje Gecko Malayah
Hawa hadi samaki ugali unapewa knife na fork
Mod amenunuliwa pizza na kuku Njoguini.
I remember one very disturbing scene tukiwa kwa kibanda , a guy and his girl walks in. They spend an eternity kabla ku order coz the gal lazima ambembelezwe . mwishowe wakaitisha sima Na samaki. Hapa samaki ni kiboma. Wacha Mrembo aitishe fork Na knife. Zipi, mwenye kibanda ilibidi aende kuomba hapo Marahaba cafe. Yellow yellow akapewa kisu Na uma. Wacha kijischana kijichanganye aki. Mpaka anashikilia samaki Na mkono akijaribu kukata. It was a scene straight from hell. One wrong move, samaki ilifyatuka hadi kwa floor. Ilibidi akule sima Na coke. Being Mombasa, you can imagine matusi zenye alipata. Last I heard as I left was “mkundu firimbi”
:D:D:D
Shait.
I now understand where you went for the lessons.