forks and Knives

[WuTang]

@Kasighau

I remember one very disturbing scene tukiwa kwa kibanda , a guy and his girl walks in. They spend an eternity kabla ku order coz the gal lazima ambembelezwe . mwishowe wakaitisha sima Na samaki. Hapa samaki ni kiboma. Wacha Mrembo aitishe fork Na knife. Zipi, mwenye kibanda ilibidi aende kuomba hapo Marahaba cafe. Yellow yellow akapewa kisu Na uma. Wacha kijischana kijichanganye aki. Mpaka anashikilia samaki Na mkono akijaribu kukata. It was a scene straight from hell. One wrong move, samaki ilifyatuka hadi kwa floor. Ilibidi akule sima Na coke. Being Mombasa, you can imagine matusi zenye alipata. Last I heard as I left was “mkundu firimbi”

Her date ndiye alimtusi?

[Mzee_mzima]

@Deorro

Niaje Gecko Malayah

Hehe Hehe Hehe Hehe Hehe Hehe

[gashwin]

@Deorro

Nimeogopa kukula bana. Leo nikirudi home lazima I practice. Sitaki kuaibika kwa meeting tena

I don’t think you are serious my brother but it is important one learns the whole gamut of dining etiquette to avoid social awkwardness. Master chopsticks too; after all the world is going Chinese. There’s a good reason why dining and dress etiquette are an integral part of management/leadership training nowadays.

[Ibwit]

@Thagichu

Someone explain to me, how do you eat ugali na nyama choma (ribs) using the above?

Ata mimi hutupa aibu nje ya dirisha, nanawisha mikono and attack in the best way i know. hii mambo ya wazungu husumbua.

Alafy hio kisu huwanga blunt sana. Cant they at least sharpen it kidogo ukikata kitu kama sausage isurukie jirani?

Funda wewe:D:D

[Colombo-Combolo]

mi nakumbuka nikifanya Norfolk Hotel tulikua tunawekewa dish hivo mie spoon ilikua ya kukula Desert pekee, kuku na Lamb nilikua nabonda na mkono aibu kando

[FieldMarshal_CouchP]

@Marty McFly

Sasa unataka kusema mayai, chips na and sausage unakulanga na mkono?

Mimi hula na mdomo…

[gashwin]

@Deorro

Niaje Gecko Malayah

@FieldMarshal CouchP

Mimi hula na mdomo…

Na Mimi kwa mdomo

[Chifu]

@Kasighau

Ilibidi akule sima Na coke. Being Mombasa, you can imagine matusi zenye alipata. Last I heard as I left was "mkundu firimbi

:D:DI need that pic ya sima na coke. Alaf ukubali tu ni wewe ulikuwa umempeleka date. But I swear nmecheka sana.

[Kasighau]

@Chifu

:D:DI need that pic ya sima na coke. Alaf ukubali tu ni wewe ulikuwa umempeleka date. But I swear nmecheka sana.

Subchief wacha masweeps

[benja]

Forks and knives are overrated…in such luncheons am always the clown kwanza ikiwaikiwa buffet mimi huserviwa ugali tena sio one piece venye zinakuaga cut into cubes, then naruka hao wakuserve sijui salad, pilau,marianated tortoise blah blah blah…na land kwa section ya kuku hapo pieces kadhaa then I leave the line and head to my table for some serious feasting and FYI ugali with chicken eaten with cutlery huwa si tamu so hapo ni mkono…

[Jimit]

@Kasighau

I remember one very disturbing scene tukiwa kwa kibanda , a guy and his girl walks in. They spend an eternity kabla ku order coz the gal lazima ambembelezwe . mwishowe wakaitisha sima Na samaki. Hapa samaki ni kiboma. Wacha Mrembo aitishe fork Na knife. Zipi, mwenye kibanda ilibidi aende kuomba hapo Marahaba cafe. Yellow yellow akapewa kisu Na uma. Wacha kijischana kijichanganye aki. Mpaka anashikilia samaki Na mkono akijaribu kukata. It was a scene straight from hell. One wrong move, samaki ilifyatuka hadi kwa floor. Ilibidi akule sima Na coke. Being Mombasa, you can imagine matusi zenye alipata. Last I heard as I left was “mkundu firimbi”

:D:D:D:D

[muthige_thegere]

@Kasighau

was a scene straight from hell. One wrong move, samaki ilifyatuka hadi kwa floor. Ilibidi akule sima Na coke.

Hehe bangi isiwe huru:eek::eek::D:D:D:D:D:D:D.umenifanya nicheke na niko hoteli kama mwenda.

[Etigere]

@WuTang

Mimi hunawa na narararua na mkono. No matter where I am.

same here, sijui mbona but ninikula na kijiko huwa sishibi.

[4makind]

@Kasighau

I remember one very disturbing scene tukiwa kwa kibanda , a guy and his girl walks in. They spend an eternity kabla ku order coz the gal lazima ambembelezwe . mwishowe wakaitisha sima Na samaki. Hapa samaki ni kiboma. Wacha Mrembo aitishe fork Na knife. Zipi, mwenye kibanda ilibidi aende kuomba hapo Marahaba cafe. Yellow yellow akapewa kisu Na uma. Wacha kijischana kijichanganye aki. Mpaka anashikilia samaki Na mkono akijaribu kukata. It was a scene straight from hell. One wrong move, samaki ilifyatuka hadi kwa floor. Ilibidi akule sima Na coke. Being Mombasa, you can imagine matusi zenye alipata. Last I heard as I left was “mkundu firimbi”

:D:D:D

[Viking]

@Kasighau

I remember one very disturbing scene tukiwa kwa kibanda , a guy and his girl walks in. They spend an eternity kabla ku order coz the gal lazima ambembelezwe . mwishowe wakaitisha sima Na samaki. Hapa samaki ni kiboma. Wacha Mrembo aitishe fork Na knife. Zipi, mwenye kibanda ilibidi aende kuomba hapo Marahaba cafe. Yellow yellow akapewa kisu Na uma. Wacha kijischana kijichanganye aki. Mpaka anashikilia samaki Na mkono akijaribu kukata. It was a scene straight from hell. One wrong move, samaki ilifyatuka hadi kwa floor. Ilibidi akule sima Na coke. Being Mombasa, you can imagine matusi zenye alipata. Last I heard as I left was “mkundu firimbi”

This takes me way back when kiboma was 5 bob. Maisha ilikuwa mstaarabu. Sasa huyo dem aling’ang’ana kuitisha uma na hawezani nayo?!

[Mathaais]

@Deorro

Nimeogopa kukula bana. Leo nikirudi home lazima I practice. Sitaki kuaibika kwa meeting tena

Unge inbox Kihii Kiaganu kikupatie pro tips badala ya kutusumbua.

[culture]

i dont use those shiieth.vidole all time

[MISCHIEF]

@Viking

This takes me way back when kiboma was 5 bob. Maisha ilikuwa mstaarabu. Sasa huyo dem aling’ang’ana kuitisha uma na hawezani nayo?!

Hehehehe izo enzi lakin viboma achana navyo ushaiona vikitemgenezwa hutakula na nakwambia

[Afro]

@Kasighau

I remember one very disturbing scene tukiwa kwa kibanda , a guy and his girl walks in. They spend an eternity kabla ku order coz the gal lazima ambembelezwe . mwishowe wakaitisha sima Na samaki. Hapa samaki ni kiboma. Wacha Mrembo aitishe fork Na knife. Zipi, mwenye kibanda ilibidi aende kuomba hapo Marahaba cafe. Yellow yellow akapewa kisu Na uma. Wacha kijischana kijichanganye aki. Mpaka anashikilia samaki Na mkono akijaribu kukata. It was a scene straight from hell. One wrong move, samaki ilifyatuka hadi kwa floor. Ilibidi akule sima Na coke. Being Mombasa, you can imagine matusi zenye alipata. Last I heard as I left was “mkundu firimbi”

:DI’m rolling on my desk laughing:D:D:D

[Viking]

@MISCHIEF

Hehehehe izo enzi lakin viboma achana navyo ushaiona vikitemgenezwa hutakula na nakwambia

Zilikuwa zatengezwa vipi? Si cubed fillet inakuwa deep fried?