It can’t be that nowadays virtually every lady above 22 years must be a single mother. I have had three nasty experiences over the last two weeks where apparently fine young ladies turn out to be single mothers after the second date with them.
Happened first with a pretty bird nilianua Capital Centre at the beginning of February. Girl is fine. Attacked and got her number whereupon we fixed a date only for her to inform me that she is 24 and a single mother kwanza to a boychild.
The second occurrence occurred at Nairobi Hospital with a girl I could have sworn was barely out of her teens. Story nini nini but digging deeper eti ako na mtoi. WTF!
Jana nayo naswing kwa matanga fulani at my in-laws and whom do I spot? A momo fulani related to madam whom I had wanted to munch 2 years ago when she came visiting. What does she tell me? Eti yeye Siku hizi ni single mother. WTH!!!
Ombi langu kwa dry fry artist, sii lazima mjaze mimba kila mahali. Twendeni pole pole. Ukimwi na kaswende iko.
ION, niko huku kwa kina wakanesa Machakos and contrary to popular belief, shouting kitimba does not get you laid in kaoland. I have been whispering to every passing lady “kitimba” expecting kusikia “chakwa” as response but hamna. Sijafanikiwa. So mnipe coordinates where naweza kamua saa hii before nirudi Nairobi.
Just clear your throat and say “kitimba” again to any kao lady…
Tell those single mothers to vote for baba next time he has a solution…
Hehehe! Pole bro but if the statistics tulianikiwa hapa na @Micymas za singo mums are to be believed, there is an 84% chance the next girl you meet will not be a singo mum. Pretty good chances in my opinion, nothing to stress about.
The biggest risk here is not even pregnancy but HIV. Vaeni rubber vichana vidogo.
that 84% is based on counting all women above 18 years. In reality, those aged 15-30are 60% more likely to be single parent households. Ukitoa older generation, you have nothing but hoes and tricks as the greate dr dre once said:
Bitches ain’t shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get’s the fuck out after you’re done
And I hops in my ride to make a quick run
On your way to kanairo shuka makutano junction, uliza boda guys wakueke kwa club/ brothel flani, nimesahau jina,its next to a some clinic,osha rungu,next stop pitia mlolongo madharau street, kama bado uko na psych.
Shida ni majamaa wanadry fry na kuhepa responsibility. Akuna kitu mbaya kama watoto growing up with no fatherly influence, you have disaster waiting to happe.
It’s bad. I have had nasty experience too. Some 22 year old shocked me when she revealed that she had a 6 year old kiddo and that I must take the whole baggage to show my love to her. I ran to Karura. Why can’t you marry these girls you are impregnating and leaving them to fend for themselves and their kids. It’s a national crisis!
Maze hata mimi 3.of my 5 side pieces are singo mathas.They actually make good side chics so Unless you’re looking for a main chic si uwakubali tu.18% of Families in Kenya are single parent’s so it is the new norm
meaning alikulwa dry fry at 16 the HIV stats could be worse all this dry frying
Kuwakubali ni kujilimbikizia majukumu yasio yako. Utaambiwa jayden ako na needs pia baada ya kubuy guarana na chips.
Hii kitu imekua mbaya kushinda covid bana. Siku hizi you hit on a lady kidogo kidogo una realize ka Jayden kako kwa picture. Kama hakuna Jayden, zile p2 zimemezwa inaweza fungua chemist wholesale ama she is a walking cemetery. Ametoa mimba back to back.
Tuko Catch 22. Wadau tupunguze drae frae. If you cant marry her, condomize.
Kwanza mkikutana mbadilishane numbers, fasta fasta anabadilisha profile picture to include Jayden. Pathetic if you ask me.
Ploti naishi we are three Bachelors three married men and 8 singo mothers.
When I was a bachelor sikuwai kosa condom kwa nyumba… nikienda outings condom mpangoni and am 100% sure hakuna mbegu yangu huku nje imepotea…
Hama hapo
Yea, most definitely. I couldn’t believe it until it became clear ako serious.
Itabidi bachelors wame step up
Tembea Zimmerman kila dem ni singo mother.
Very aptly put. Noticed it too, mkishaanza kuongea pale WhatsApp unaona amebadilisha pic akaeka ya mkidi ndio ujuange.