Wadau nimekubali men age like wine and women age like milk. I was seated at a restaurant enjoying my rice+beef+mango juice. Punde sio punde mumama akakuja akanisalimia…I couldn’t believe it bruv. This was the hottest bitch in my uni class. Whatever happens to women between the ages of 23 and 33 ought to be studied. The change is more visible when you haven’t seen the person for 10 years.
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NI LAZIMA UNGETUJULISHA STORY ZA RICE+BEEF? NI MAMBO YA LOW ESTEEM AMA NI NINI? THE WORD LUNCH WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH
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Kutopiga tizi, kukula kula bila plans. Na kutosheka na maisha vile imewapata
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@Banyamulenge what of beardless yellow boys with female surnames eating mucere and juice?
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I think ni junk food. Those pizzas and KFCs catch up with them later in life. Weight is a big issue juu she was at least 20 kilos heavier than when I last saw her in uni. Hii maisha haina balance buana.
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Are you intimidated by rice and beef?
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Wengi huzaa wana jiachilia. Sababu tosha ya why I advise men jishindie the petite ones, hizo mzito mzito hukaa mbaya sana baadaye.
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Ungechukua namba ulete hapa elders waongeze mileage
Yes it is their staple food. the kagege was eating rice and potatoes. there was no beef.
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Wantam…what’s up with the ojingaism?
Mentioning those 2 words (Rice & beef) makes you feel confident, si ndio?
Did you purchase bottled water too from their fridge?
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You must be feeling very intimidated right now by that rice and beef. I don’t want you to shit yourself by providing further details.
Now she is ready to give you a chance alikunyima in UNI 
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Njoti kwa wingi pia. Imagine amemwagiwa litres ngapi ndani in 10yrs…kama drums tatu za njoti
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Mosiria wacha ufala
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Though it does not work that way
Back then I never bothered kumkatia juu nilikuwa najua ni kunguru sugu wa sponsors. I was smashing her friend anyway and she knew it kwa hivyo hainge-work. I couldn’t risk sure pussy from her friend for her maybe nisalimiane na sponsors. Let’s just say we knew too much about each other to get interested. She was just a friend. I have nothing against her as a person, but today nimeona how perishable looks are.
In fact, nimeconclude it is easier to predict how well a woman will age when she is 30 instead of 23. A 30 year old hot woman is likely to age better than a random and hot 23 year old woman.
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A woman was sitting in the waiting room for her first appointment with a new dentist.
She noticed his DDS diploma on the wall, which had his full name.
She suddenly remembered a boy with the same name from her high school class 40 years ago and wondered if it was the same person she had a crush on.
However, when she saw the dentist, she thought he was too old to be her classmate.
After the examination, she asked if he attended the same high school. He confirmed he had and had graduated in 1974.
When she exclaimed they were there at the same time, the dentist looked at her and asked, “Really? What did you teach?”
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Umeiba wapi hii chief?
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