Damn!

[Maize_Combuster]

P2 mostly Postinor is mostly responsible for the aged look. Women should not pop more than two pills per year but hawa wetu wanameza every Monday. Ongezea poor diet, pombe and inadequate sleep and you have a disaster on women’s bodies.

[Gaines]

Today I have concluded that it is much easier to predict how well a woman will age when she is 30 instead of 23. At 23, its pure gambling. I am still in shock right now. I would never have predicted that she would age that badly. Its quite unfortunate juu her personality is okay only that father time has pulled the rag from beneath her feet.

Right now, that bitch Azziad is 25 years old. In 5 years tutajua mbichi na mbivu.

[Stick-Up_Kid]

@MTINGIZA_KITANDA

…d wondered if it was the same person she had a crush on.
However, when she saw the dentist, she thought he was too old to be her classmate.
After the examination, she asked if he attended the same high school. He confirmed he had and had graduated in 1974.
When she exclaimed they were there at the same time, the dentist looked at her and asked, “Really? What did you teach?”

Umeiba wapi hii chief?

Imezunguka pale twirra last week mzima.

[elJefe]

@Gaines

…Wadau nimekubali men age like wine and women age like milk. I was seated at a restaurant enjoying my rice+beef+mango juice. Punde sio punde mumama akakuja akanisalimia…I couldn’t believe it bruv. This was the hottest bitch in my uni class. Whatever happens to women between the ages of 23 and 33 ought to be studied. The change is more visible when you haven’t seen the person for 10 years.

Hakuna KDF hapo classmate akununulie PILSNER?
Ama akuingize kidole GUMBA mkiya?

[sokwemtu]

@Gaines

…

Ndindu:

…
Gaines:
rice+beef
NI LAZIMA UNGETUJULISHA STORY ZA RICE+BEEF? NI MAMBO YA LOW ESTEEM AMA NI NINI? THE WORD LUNCH WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH

Are you intimidated by rice and beef?

No

mimi ni kuteremsha na mango juice
which man does this? only msee wa ocha brian nyawira wairimu from nyahururu

cc bonobo @Ndindu

[Gaines]

@sokwemtu

…

Gaines:

…
Ndindu:
…
Gaines:
rice+beef
NI LAZIMA UNGETUJULISHA STORY ZA RICE+BEEF? NI MAMBO YA LOW ESTEEM AMA NI NINI? THE WORD LUNCH WOULD HAVE BEEN ENOUGH
Are you intimidated by rice and beef?

No
mimi ni kuteremsha na mango juice
which man does this? only msee wa ocha brian nyawira wairimu from nyahururu
cc bonobo @Ndindu

What should I call a bonobo like you who thinks men shouldn’t drink mango juice? Describe yourself in one word.

[Kahawa_vajo]

@Gaines

…Wadau nimekubali men age like wine and women age like milk. I was seated at a restaurant enjoying my rice+beef+mango juice. Punde sio punde mumama akakuja akanisalimia…I couldn’t believe it bruv. This was the hottest bitch in my uni class. Whatever happens to women between the ages of 23 and 33 ought to be studied. The change is more visible when you haven’t seen the person for 10 years.

Change is constant. Kafunda

[father_Kagwesh]

Ukiwa 35 or 40 years old na hauna kitambi then ukatie dem wa 30-35 watu watasema umeteka mumama. Sometimes we wrongly accuse women of lying about their age, but in truth most age badly. Kwanza Kikuyu women.

[Miziziii]

@Stick-Up_Kid

…e had a crush on.
However, when she saw the dentist, she thought he was too old to be her classmate.
After the examination, she asked if he attended the same high school. He confirmed he had and had graduated in 1974.
When she exclaimed they were there at the same time, the dentist looked at her and asked, “Really? What did you teach?”
Umeiba wapi hii chief?

Imezunguka pale twirra last week mzima.

It’s way older than that. Saw it ages ago.