Crazy!

[jerrydubiz]

I went out for a drink with a female friend, I didn’t want her to come over to may place, I need some quiet time for reflection and ish, but pombe imeshika and she has ended up at my place, hapo ndio melodrama imeanza! I swear I’m not making this ish up. I had 2cds left, I banged the 1st, the second one amesema she’s not feeling the CD thing any more, she has wrestled it off the D. She wants it raw, obviously I have put my foot down, nimemwambia never ever bitch! She has wrestled my drank ass for hours, anadai by force! Vile amerealize that ish ain’t working, ameenda kitchen akachukua the sharpest knife, she wants to stab her self! Imekua vita, maslaps zimetembea, I have never hit a woman but leo nimepiga mtu maslap! Anyway I’ve given her an altimatum, I kick her out or she goes to bed in the other bedroom, as we speak, niko sito na watch,'m dealing with a crazy headache, and she’s wailing nikama kuna mtu amekufa… Crazy! Crazy! I’m not religious but leo nimehope for that divine intervention…This psychotic bitch has scared me stiff!! For the last few weeks every time I drink something goes, horribly, horribly wrong…Maybe it’s time to quit for good…

[Web_Dev]

Mbisha juu you are a known erotic fiction writer.

[system]

Why not just chase her away? Your life is at risk…utakatwa tranjifoma

[Steelo]

Okay

[Gay_Lord_XII]

Hawa wasichana nkt

[Gay_Lord_XII]

Saa analilia mboro or wat am i missing

[Bakayaro]

@jerrydubiz

I went out for a drink with a female friend, I didn’t want her to come over to may place, I need some quiet time for reflection and ish, but pombe imeshika and she has ended up at my place, hapo ndio melodrama imeanza! I swear I’m not making this ish up. I had 2cds left, I banged the 1st, the second one amesema she’s not feeling the CD thing any more, she has wrestled it off the D. She wants it raw, obviously I have put my foot down, nimemwambia never ever bitch! She has wrestled my drank ass for hours, anadai by force! Vile amerealize that ish ain’t working, ameenda kitchen akachukua the sharpest knife, she wants to stab her self! Imekua vita, maslaps zimetembea, I have never hit a woman but leo nimepiga mtu maslap! Anyway I’ve given her an altimatum, I kick her out or she goes to bed in the other bedroom, as we speak, niko sito na watch,'m dealing with a crazy headache, and she’s wailing nikama kuna mtu amekufa… Crazy! Crazy! I’m not religious but leo nimehope for that divine intervention…This psychotic bitch has scared me stiff!! For the last few weeks every time I drink something goes, horribly, horribly wrong…Maybe it’s time to quit for good…

Bruh…if a chic wants it raw…the jizz goes in the mouth, and then by peristalsis, to the stomach!

[bure]

avoid drama queens

[Abba]

She wants submissive sex orgie . Tafuta nyaunyo,leather straps ,tennis ball and black spiked leather underwear .

[Mbo-I-kamiti]

a CJ will cool her hyeuner

[nairobilay]

DFKM…problem solved

[evroza]

:eek::D:D You can’t make this shit up. Na bado mko nyumba moja, mtaangaliana aje asubui. I HIGHLY suspect she’s pregnant and you were the ‘successful’ fallback:D:D

[sludgist]

Mrs penguin unasumbua

[Afro]

@evroza

:eek::D:D You can’t make this shit up. Na bado mko nyumba moja, mtaangaliana aje asubui. I HIGHLY suspect she’s pregnant and you were the ‘successful’ fallback:D:D

:eek: Now i just had more trust issues with this gender

[pipita]

Setup ya kuwa trapped ime backfire.

[system]

@Web Dev

Mbisha juu you are a known erotic fiction writer.

:D:D:D:D:D:D

[mr_shairman]

mbisha ata kaa ni ya kitchen knife

[karema-hitI]

hell hath no fury like a horny, conniving bitch… Chunga asiseme baadaye uli mrape

[KnightRider]

Pombe imeshuka by now. Fast Forward.

[kasaman]

She is pregnant and you are not resposible…run bro, run and never look back