Blast from the past- office affairs

Sex & Relationships Hekaya
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Thank God u lost your job with your macengary intact. Imagine kisu ya matako and as you are admitted in hospital unapata dismissal

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Haha, the moment you’re in Peace with the fact that she can dish out whenever and wherever she wants, hunanga hizo insecurities za upuzi anymore.

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This is the challenge with marrying a kunguru. You can’t successfully police her. At the same time you would be forced to have protected sex with her to avoid STIs.

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Why would a sane man marry a kunguru? Kwani wanawake wameisha huku nje?

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Another lesson is that, those innocent ladies you think that don’t dish out, really do. You just approach her pole pole, no hurry, compliment here and there and soon, she’ll play game.In the bedroom do unto her what the husband does not, give her your dick to play with, let her do all her fantasies .Because kwa nyumba they are expected to be saints, just missionary.
Uje notice most men that complain one kid is not theirs their wives are the innocent looking ones? wale unafikiria cannot dish out . Ladies are humans too that desire sexual plays too.

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True, ladies can dish it out any moment if they want, Hata ukimfunga chain, mali ni yeye ako nayo 24/7.
That’s why our grand parents married many wives na mtoto akizaliwa, anachukuliwa kama wa boma without asking questions.

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Tabia ni ngozi tupe hekaya ya mwenye unasmash kwa biashara ya panjeet.

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the irony in this thread is that i love shagging married coz of fearing pregnancy trap by these single broke chicks. knowing very well am team dry fry. married women hujileta inbox pale kwa zuckerberger. there is one whose match first is pending today/tomorrow. mimi amtu akijileta nakula

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If it were me I would shag her if opportunity arises. She must have felt bad for you and maybe… Maybe pea yeye mimba alikua anataka as a revenge to the husband mwenye alifanya ukafutwa job. Meanwhile sex ya hasira huwa out of this world. Unafuck bila huruma

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so you prefer akuliwe na watchie rather than a corporate colleague?

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hekaya iko swafi hata ikiongezwa kachumvi :grin:

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How does this work? To be “secure” by disregarding that you wife can cheat on you anytime. That’s illogical.

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Hakuna chumvi boss, you can ferk 5 rounds in a day very easly once in a room, especially if it is stolen and you don’t know next time you’ll be free. you talk nonsense, eat or drink between the breaks. Peleka dame lodging mchana, knowing she must be out by latest 6pm

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Oooh kumbe ni wewe. The husband is still searching for you in Gong Road area. Bado hajakusamehea. The plan is to trap you using the lady ukuje. That is her ticket back to salvation. She is willing to do anything to repair her marriage, including setting you up for a serious beating. I heard this story, and the husband is offering a good reward to find you.

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Huyu mhusbandi ni bladifwakin. Si atafute malaya mwingine. Ati repair, hehehe

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Wow, just wow.

So being an insecure guy who’d rather disregard the fact that she may anytime she wants and the odds of you finding out are close to none is rational to you?

So Logical. :+1:

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And since when did insecurity become logical?
And since you’re much of a pantomath, tell us how you deal with such a situation?

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Nikianza job, best advice cuzo alinipea is NEVER LET A WOMAN KNOW WHERE YOU WORK. it is 2023 not 1973 kama kuna emmergency simu na mpesa iko.

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Mdau tuko 2024…But wise advise nonetheless

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Ongeza also, where you live

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