Blast from the past- office affairs

This is a story of how i lost my job…

You have heard the saying, don’t date a colleague, i broke the code na kiliniramba mbaya sana

I used to be the fly guy of the office, always getting exceptional rating, promotion after promotion. Then 5 years later, now being be in charge. I started complimenting ladies, just innocently here and there, the way they dress, the way they smell. It felt really good especially the way they took it positively.

It became a routine, each day, morning, tea area etc.

A married lady started responding well. And like a sheep, i continued it, it felt very good

Like a leopard, i was never in a hurry-big mistake. Soon it transitioned to WhatsApp, i would complement her how cute she is.

One day, i jokingly invited her for a lunch on Saturday afternoon and to my delight akakubali.

Now my hormones were off the roof, she was 35, averagely built, rangi ya pesa.

we met in town and drove all the way to arbbor hotel in kamiti road, in my thinking, i cannot be seen with a married lady in town having lunch, so i knew, we were safe. She was also happy since they lived in Rongai.

When we reached the hotel, i went straight ordered food and book a room and to my surprise, she agreed akisema nivizuri sana ndo asionekane, i said a silent prayer and thanked the stars, knowing very well hapa ndanyorosha mtu.

Immediately we reached the room door, i already had a very big boner.

She was equally wet, because the moment i opened the door, we jumped on each other and ferked raw, ndani kabisa.

Food was brought and we did 4 more rounds in between, she was talking how she despise her husband. She also answered him on phone with my shaft inside her.

we left around 6pm, fully satisfied, i felt like a king knowing i had shagged someone wife, Not knowing it was beginning of my downfall.

For the next few weeks we shagged like rabbits in those lodges located in ngara, afterwork, we would meet around 5.10, ferked for 1 hour so that she could not be late for home, knowing Rongai with traffic it was easier to play that route.

Unbeknown to me, the lady started falling in love with me, she would even bring me breakfast.

She had 3 kids and she started saying she wanted one with me…

I dismissed her but she was dead serious, we continued shagging like usual. Arbbor hotel became our hideout though occasionally we would do hotels in kikuyu or Ruaka area since hubby was Kamba, so Machakos/msa road was no go zone.

Shida ya ladies in love, they expect favors, so in the office, i would cover her as usual, this brought disharmony in the office. But Being the in charge, nobody could complain to me only murmur in silent. But kumbe some guys i had downgraded in appraisal complained to HR-it started to rain. But uzuri they didn’t have any evidence…but Shida ingine ya ladies in love, they start being comfortable. The lady started saving our chats, not only that, she also started being rude to the husband which is always the biggest indicator another man is in the picture-Men take this advice seriously if your woman starts showing you madharau, just know another man is having the full respect and attention.

So, the husband antenna were very alert. So, one day as i was sleeping in my crib, a call came, around 3am, I thought it was her calling me for a morning match since the husband used to be a frequent traveler. , kumbe the husband waited for her to sleep and scroll through her chats and in anger he called me. USingizi ilipotea immediately nilishika, he shouted, “kumbe ni wewe unanivunjia nyumba, utaniona, kesho nakuja kwa hiyo ofisi yenu tumenyane kama wanaume".

USingizi iliisha kabisa, hata sikutaka kufikiria vita iko kwa hiyo nyumba.

I immediately knew my job was over nikikumbuka the complaints in HR, na sasa kuna evidence.

Kesho yake sikuenda job, juu ya uwoga, but i was summoned by HR since the husbdand went to complain and shouted his voice all over HR.

I didn’t even bother picking their phone, uwoga was all over me. I also knew i can no longer live in the city for the next few months.

A few days later, i showed up at HR and found my dismissal letter, i didn’t even bother to read it or contest it, since i was paranoid that people were following me, i had even changed my line, and would also change route to my crib in gong road, I would go turn ya eastern by pass na Thika road, then hit northern by pass then head home via southern by pass.,

I took my loss and went up country for 6 months.

But now that I’m married i learnt a few lessons that i can share.

  1. Don’t ignore madharau from your wife.

  2. There’s nothing like working late in Kenya.

3.Notice changes in your spouse, particularly dressing, timings hata asubuhi, if she starts going to work earlier than usual, or parking extra breakfast, jua kuna ndume inalishwa.

  1. Biggest lesson, don’t flirt with a married woman if you are not ready for the consequences. -There are very many single ladies around.
  2. Do tests regulary! married women wanagawa kugawa, this was not the only one i was shagging…

I lost my job in a blue chip company, sahi I’m in some mhindi company regrets galore…… But man must eat.

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Hizi ndizo hekaya Huwa na soma Hadi nikipewa parole ya kutoka bachela maximum prison nakataa.
Mi nuh enta in plantieshen.

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Shocked Oh No GIF by Laff

how do you rise to the top in 5 years, were you working in a shop?

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My friend’s wife rose to the top in less than two years. Told the guy that I suspect there is something suspicious. Wife was blinding him with expensive gifts. Kumbe bibi anakuliwa na wadosi. He found out last month and his heart is shattered. Wife is earning a good salary and she has already moved out. I concluded that if your wife earns more than you, you are in deep shit

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Serves you right. And losing your job was really a very small price to pay for your stupidity.

Isikuwe ulipeleka hiyo upuzi kwa muhindi ju next time ukishikwa itakuwa kifo. Ama urogwe.

Anyway, such is life. You live and you learn. Long as you’re still breathing there’s still time to course-correct.

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As you think, but don’t you know folks raise to be HODs? others get stuck in same position for years?

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Tell him to get another wife, it’s a cruel world.

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True such is life, wakukuliwa atakuliwa tu.Blame the game , not the men.

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Usiogope,plantenshen ni tamu but it has risks too.

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So are you in touch with that woman ama.now that hauko blue chip company you no longer attractive. Hekaya swafi and lessons

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Serves You Right…

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I still have her number and instagram, But not intrested in meeting her nor reaching out because once you shag several times, the moment you meet it’s very easy to do it again.
FYI she also resigned to pursue business as one of the conditions set by the husband…

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Hata kwa business the woman atapeana.

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Kuguru hafugiki

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The husband ni simp tu i thought alifukuza kunguru wife kumbe he’s still swimming in your sperms

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You missed the point.

A man, especially one in corporate, shouldn’t even contemplate playing that game. It’s not worth it. Look at you for example. Your career took a hit just because you couldn’t keep off another man’s wife.

It could have been worse; ugonjwa ama zile crimes of passion. Definitely not worth it.

Cha muhimu is to learn your lesson and make better decisions in future.

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Hii hekaya usichukue serious ni one of the @administrator group of handles inatafuta traffic banae angalao elders wapunguze pressure ya ku demand xenforo irudishwe

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my cousin works at Minet, which i believe is a leading insurance company. I guess mjamaa ako na paycheque tamu since he can afford a Ksh 3 Million car. Alifanya blunder akaimpregnate dame alafu akaruka. The lady is threatening to go to their offices to cause drama and dump the baby there. Akifanya hivyo, mjamaa huenda akapoteza kazi. Saa zingine DICK hutukosea sana

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If you say so.