A Letter To Kenya Talk…

Honestly, we have fallen off…it’s a sad sight to see we have turned to a gossip club nowadays @Sanchez11 ata ukiskia skuizi kijiji hakuna content we don’t need the gossips ….you have turned into @TrumanCapote 2.0 with your endless topics about vitu za upussy

Story za Azziad doing what a whore knows best is not worth mentioning there’s nothing that hoe has done to benefit humanity shaking her buttocks online is not an invention ….all that money she has is your hard earned money that your crooked politicians use to give them just so they can bust a nut

I miss the old ktalk that got me hooked….genuine life stories that we could all relate to days za agwambo akituambia vile ananyemelea sister in law because of yellow yellow thighs now we have turned into a gossip club ….Nairobi gossip club and edgar obare have nothing on us walai

Let’s try and go back to our roots leteni sensible hekayas as much as i understand the world is changing eventually those gossip stories zingefika hapa let’s not overdo

@kush_yule_mnono leta hekaya zako ukiwa qatar tucheke ….i congratulate the old heads kama @MTINGIZA_KITANDA ataleta hekaya moto moto

But jooo! Admins itabidi mmerearrange hii kijiji….it’s becoming tiring login in and finding silly content

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Happy Art GIF by aap

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Someone give me a summary of this gibberish..Nimesoma tu intro

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Grow up nigga …there’s nothing you post we don’t already see recycled in the countless blogs Kenya currently has

Up your game little man

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Show me your “valuable content”..Ama ufanye hivi, use AI tools to open your own platform.. Otherwise, hio opinion yako eka kwa tissue paper Alafu uflash kwa choo

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:Kanyaga hii kipii..Valuable content atafute business daily, CNN, ama Reuters

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Mbona hujanitaja i gave you guys the greatest thread in this sites history.
Craziest lanye stories.

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But kaka . Hatujaona threads zako Kali Kali.. si utujenge pris tuchambue

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Kuja senate. Karibu elder

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You go to one of your favorite night clubs. You’ve collected so many great memories over the years: the first time you kissed your now ex-girlfriend, the crazy drinking sprees with your boys, the psychotic screams and tight hugs with total strangers when John Terry slipped in the penalty shootout, … the list goes on and on.

But then you notice: the new decor does not excite you one bit, the music is louder than it was back then, the patrons are younger (and childish in your opinion), and most of the old patrons don’t come here anymore.

What do you do? Do you keep telling the new patrons how good the place was back then? Do you threaten the management that you will stop frequenting the club if things don’t return to the good old days?

No. You leave quietly and scout for another club.

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Get your point 100% ….ni vile tu ktalk used to be a safe haven…a place you could come laugh your teeth out after a stressful day dealing with clients

I guess pia ni attachment issues tu I have been here for years just wishing it would be better but mdogo mdogo i will let this place go

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Mku sahii ata valuable content huwezi ona it’s mixed in between garbage that’s posted here kila thread unafungua ni upuss

To make matters worse block button haifanyi so you have to scroll down just to find a good thread

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Hii ni kawaida ya forums. Ukikubali kipii kimoja tu kipite, zingine mia tano zinaingia na kuharibu kila kitu. Mambo iliharibika wakati types za kina jirani zilikubaliwa. After many years online, I have realized kuna type ya watu kazi yao ni kuingia na kuvuruga forums kila mahali.

If you accommodate these types for whatever reason, the spiral is downward henceforth. In the old Klist, the standards were such that zilikuwa zinadiscourage chokoras za facebook kuingia. Mtu kama Jirani alikuwa anapigwa ban immediately akionekana.Then we came to KTalk, jirani akakuwa star. Akavutia chokoras kwa wingi. It became so bad ata Jirani mwenyewe was dethroned.

Kuna characters zingine huwa below human. If not weeded, they continue to poison the pool with poo. Huwezi ata pata hekaya vile 95% cannot string 4 sentences together. Na ata ukiandika that same group cannot complete reading one paragraph. Ukitaka kujua kijiji ilikuwa moto hebu fungua thread za kitambo. You can spend hours enjoying the content.

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At this age of AI unataka kupewa hekaya. Si you just do a quick prompt hapo Meta utapewa hekaya

Huyo chokoraa Sanchez apelekwe siberia mara moja

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Anacheka sana ni kama he’s happy kupeleka kijiji kwa dustbin

Mimi sina hekaya yangu ni kuwaambia tu mkae mbali na singo mothers and if you must just hit and run

Wewe mzee mzima kwanza you should be at the forefront advocating for a better experience here ni kama mnaenjoy leading kijiji to the dogs

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Hehe.. nachangia tu mada za kila siku.

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I’m taking a 6 months break.

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The golden days of hekayas to how to setup satellite TV dishes to watch the premier league and other top football leagues in Klist, are long gone. Seems am also out growing this village.

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