Yvonne Wamalwa passes on

ukedi ni noma wasee

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What? Are we back in the year 2020 or some of you guys have been living in Mars?

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Woman was hot a.f akaenda kuolewa na maumbwa waluhya. Luhyas should marry their ugly women wawaambukize ukimwi na huko.

Her death pained me.

What tribe was she by the way?

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Niaje lesbian?

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Indeed, she was at the top level of the tribal rankings. And she was also my neighbour in Nairobi way back when.

A mysterious woman.

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Lasma alikula luhya hiyo urembo ni yao

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Yes. Only Kikuyu men think Luyhas are ugly, which is OK. So long as their women maintain stamina rankings, those thieves can think whatever they want.

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You baruhya are ugly like fuck

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But we’ve never had a thief as president. Twice.

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Is this a TBT juu alikufa 2018

Kumbe she was beauty with brains. I Once saw her at Nairobi hospital back in the day n she was smoking hot
What was that ati her kids were being evicted thought amesota yet wanasema alikua ambassador Aussie

Ndio nashangaa. Ni kama kuna watu wamekua kwa time sarcophagi. 2nd case i’ve noted today

There’s a period nilikua namuona sana hapo Nairobi Hospital but late night always between 1am na 3am.

Her name was Yvonne Nambia and her parents were Daniel and Domitilla Nafula. (I hear titimas parasa accent as I type this). She was a luhya.

I think the most beautiful women all round come from western Kenya, the coast and Isiolo/marsabit

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I’m sure there’s a brainwashed kagege like @Landlord bitterly disagreeing with me out there, because he is used to basic githeri women, so let’s consult the Kenyatalk supermodels expert.. @Jack_Black.

Begin.

Wanawake wenu je?

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Cancer it was. Ninamjua. Mambo ya kubandika kila mtu na ukedi iliisha 1999.

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Aaai most beautiful aje, those orangutans
Im Not No Way GIF

Labda useme wamejaza maximus gluteus muscles but hiyo ni a function of carbohydrates heavy diet and scratching the earth for sustenance

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During her late husbands burial, we all expected her to carry on the Luhya traditions as is norm, I was poised to hide in the forest for a couple of days just to see her cleanse herself, only that she refused to do it within the time frame, I understand she later did it under heavy secrecy, and that’s how she broke my heart into many small peaces. I was in love with her. When people have Beyonce or Tylor Swift as icons, Yvonne was my total weakness. I believed that I would inherit her one day, I even named one of my most fertile cows after her, only that she died prematurely. I am happy to let that off my chest, now I can move on.

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