You are forced to have sex with the last thing you bought, How hard can it be?

KIJANAYAJANA · July 9, 2018, 6:17pm

Hata kama ni mandazi ya 5 Bob,

It just depends on your level of creativity ladies and gents.

Adeudeu · July 9, 2018, 6:28pm

Stop staring seductively at that cucumber, you sick wanker.

Okwonkwo · July 9, 2018, 6:32pm

How do I start fucking a guacamole?

Le_Dante · July 9, 2018, 7:00pm

You just copied a r/askreddit post word by word! Waah! Hata kama.

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Change hata wording yawa?!

Delus · July 9, 2018, 7:03pm

Peleka ndugu wetu polepole

ThomasOnline · July 9, 2018, 8:00pm

Sex with cigarettes!

KIJANAYAJANA · July 9, 2018, 9:25pm

Fala ww weka bunduki chini that was me. The question was too interesting so I couldn’t just post it on one medium

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Nostradumbass · July 10, 2018, 2:25am

Easy…a donut heated to the right temperature. …heaven

tall_mnyama_everywhe · July 10, 2018, 10:38am

These are the effects of smoking bangi mbichi

horseguard · July 10, 2018, 4:12pm

bleach…ya

tombayeye · July 10, 2018, 5:10pm

Pet Porcupine…#NoBeastiality:D:D:D:D:D

purp · July 10, 2018, 6:13pm

jikamue kabisa fala ii

Nyota · July 11, 2018, 3:35pm

Armadillo:D:D:D:D