Yet Another Miguna Thread...

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The mad general claims that UAE police have been attempting to force their way into a room where he’s being held

Fiery lawyer Miguna Miguna has claimed that United Arab Emirates (UAE) police have been attempting to forcefully enter into to a room where he is being held at the Dubai Airport.
Why in hell would the police need to do that? I’m assuming if Dubai police want to talk to the man, all they need to do is say “we’re Dubai police. We’re here to talk to this man.” then walk calmly into the room without anyone trying to stop them.

To treat the general, you must prove that you’re a doctor

“A man claiming to be a doctor tried to enter my room, I asked him to prove that he was a doctor but he could not,” he said.

So how does one prove to this know-it-all that he is indeed a doctor? Does Miguna demand that all his potential doctors recite the Hippocratic Oath? Or does he maybe Google “procedure for open heart bypass surgery” and instruct you to recite it to him…failure to which he immediately brands you a fucking quack? For me, once I see a person in a white coat with a stethoscope dangling around their neck, then I don’t ask any follow up questions. After all, a white coat and a stethoscope are the international symbol for “Doctor”, right?

So, after Dubai, what next for the general?

Asked what his next destination would be, he replied: “I do not have travel documents. I can only travel if I have my Kenyan passport that the court has ordered to be returned to me unconditionally.”

But…how did you travel all the way from Canada to JKIA? Coz you didn’t have your Kenyan passport then :confused:

https://www.nation.co.ke/news/My-health-is-deteriorating-in-Dubai--says-Miguna-Miguna/1056-4366898-5mkfal/index.html

Meanwhile, naogopa maji baridi sana, saaaana. Ukijaribu kusuggest nishower nayo, ekpeshary na hii cold weather, naresist hivi

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Ekspeshary (green emoji tatu)

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endelea kukaa kimaembe maembe hivi utafunzwa kukaa jiji

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Paranoia.

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The man can discern a Flying Squad officer by merely glancing at a face. Kwani hawa officers huwa na mark kwa uso?

After they landed in Dubai, he asked the person seated next to him where they were, and he was duly informed.
He says the stranger looked like a “Flying Squad police officer”.

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Sheikh Khalid is a ‘Senior UAE official’ but the story is only being told by Miguna and regurgitated by his starry-eyed admirers. I’m waiting for CCTV footage of a hundred men subduing Samson.

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This ferker isn’t sick, he’s been just over dramatizing everything as usual.
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“Senior government official” Sheikh Khalid will soon discover the kind of irritating pest he’s trying to help.

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Finally he’s agreed to travel to Canada.
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NAIROBI, Kenya, Apr 2 – Deported fiery lawyer Miguna Miguna has left Dubai for Toronto after he produced his Canadian passport to facilitate his travel.
Miguna was deported to Dubai after he declined to produce his Canadian passport and sign documents that would allow him entry into Kenya.
The plane carrying the self proclaimed General of National Resistance Movement departed Dubai at 12:50am for Canada.
Miguna accuses NASA leader Raila Odinga of sitting pretty with his oppressors even though his tribulations began with him administering the controversial January 30 oath.
This is the third deportation Miguna is facing even as the court ruled in his favour that he be allowed entry into the country.
Recently, Kenya Airport Police Unit (KAPU) commandant Philip Ndolo was removed from command for mishandling the fiasco that marred Miguna’s return.

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Most of you are blathering idiots.

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Dubai got tired of the clown and his bullying, manipulative and narcissistic habits.

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