First things first. It has nothing to do with the relationship between the lips and the pussy lips…:D:D:D:D
Now that we have that out of the way let me start from the beginning.
Today I had visited my local supermarket huku Karaitina and I am sure I must have bumped into some talkers over there. There was massive human traffic in the supermarket but people were not buying essentials. They were buying snacks like I was too.
I choose the cashier line at the furthest right for obvious reasons. I had spotted a gorgeous girl with a banging body and a fine tight ass. I am not a fan of big butts from horrible experiences with skid-marks on a mbirrionaires silky white ‘shits’ :D:D.
Just as I was about to get her attention, she turned around. I was crestfallen. The tiniest lips I have ever seen on a girl on the prettiest faces of all. She stared at me and I stared back. All the while I was thinking how unlucky I was. Not because she would probably give the worst BJ ever but the worst kisses.
There is nothing worse than kissing a girl with small lips or a small mouth. I love warm, slow kisses. It is always a dark day when you meet someone and they have a very teethy kiss or in this case, there is no sensation at all. Sub-zero sensation. It is even worse when they don’t know what to do with their lips at all. Most press their lips against yours as if they are kissing a flat surface.
So we stood there having a staring contest, me chewing my gum like I was not bothered at all staring into her gorgeous tiny eyes until I cracked a smile and she did as well. Being the charming bastard that I am, I told her,
“That was an interesting introduction. You won that round but I am sure I can take you in the next.”
“Oh really. Sioni ukimake. I will win every single time.”
“Let’s do this. What is your name btw?”
“Stephanie. You?”
“Call me Denis. Stephanie, let’s do this. Let me have your number. I am here for a few days so we can go a few round over a meal at one of my favorite spots in town.”
{She loads her number on my phone. I call her phone so she can get my number and also make sure I did not get the number of a rabbit seller in mwiki. The number is legit.}
By then it was her turn at the cashier. After she paid for her shopping she gave me a hug and I promised to text in the evening. She may have tiny lips but puussy ni puussy brathe.
Tomorrow as we celebrate Uhuru’s victory, shuma itakuwa ikifikisha threshold ya tano tena.
Please ensure that RWNEEEEBPORK. Assanteni.