Being a woman is an amazing experience. So amazing that most sex change or transgender people are men who want to become women.
Not to bash men but their lives are boring. Absolutely boring compared to a woman’s life.
So what is it that I love so much about being a woman? Let’s start with what I don’t like, periods. PMS, mood swings and cramps. Don’t like that but I heard that it’s because of high testestrone and low estrogen.
Women menstrual cycles are like the 4 seasons Winter, Autumn, Spring and Summer. It also follows the phases of the moon. I think that is spectacular.
So what do I love about being a woman? Some things are difficult to enunciate. Words don’t do them justice. First of all lemme tell you how feminist I am. I am so feminist that anytime I wanna buy perfume, I am kind of a perfume addict, it’s so bad that I have an app about perfumes on my phone, before I buy any perfume I have to check if the votes are female, unisex or male. If most of the votes are male or unisex I don’t buy it no matter how much I like it. I don’t wear anything musculine. I don’t wear jeans and trousers. I don’t wear boyfriend jackets, I don’t wear shoes that a man can wear like brogues, even my sports shoes are feminine, no man can get away with wearing them bcz the color and design is ultra feminine.
I love the fact that women are forgetful, that’s why after going through hell to give birth they go back and do it all over again but for men the trauma is indelible.
I love it that people who you don’t know from a can of paint will tell you their worst secrets. That you can go to a shop and if you meet another woman as an owner of the store, yall can get to talking shop like life long friends. You can talk for hours, trade war stories and tips and tricks.
I love the fact that you can get away with murder bcz you are a woman, I’ve lost count of how many times I have committed a traffic offense and the money hungry traffic cops just let me off the hook only because I am a woman.
I love it that chocolate, flowers and shopping can pick me up outta any funk. I love it that nobody will ever tell you that you have too many shoes, too many clothes, too much anything bcz well it’s women’s nature. A woman in a mall is like a kid in Disney land. Can’t even tell what time it is.
I love it that I can figure out a way to get what I want really fast and I never give up or see any obstacle as insurmountable. It only makes me become more creative.
I love it that it’s easy for God to acess my heart than a man’s heart. I love that I have a soft heart and compassion. Anytime I see a homeless street kid, my heart sinks. I commiserate with my friends when they are going through tough times. I care about others. Which isn’t the Forte of men.
I love it that most true crime maniacs like me are women and they don’t find it weird or morbid that someone can love true crime and be obsessed with it bcz well they love true crime and can’t get enough of it for no apparent reasons.
I love being a woman bcz people are more than willing to help you if you are a woman when they wouldn’t spare a man a second glance. Even thugs are alot more sympathetic to women.
You can look like a completely different person with makeup, a change of hairstyle and wardrobe.
Kids just gravitate towards you naturally. You can get a kid to stop fussing faster than any man. Everyone adores their mom. Or anyone who takes the role of a mom in their lives.
You can have really unconventional hobbies like collecting tupperware and crocheting and nobody will shame you for it. Or even football. If a man loves soap operas and his fellow men find out he will never hear the end of it.
What did I forget?