When you look back on your LIFE, what do you think you've learned?

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…I have learned the 7 below lessons kama kichapo ya Manchester United:D:D:D.

1. Life is what you make it.
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2. It’s safer to be afraid than to be loved.

  1. Give More to people-they will EXPLOIT you, give Less to people-they will hate you but give them not too much or little then they will love you and fear you.

  2. Bad luck teaches you to pivot (to adapt and improve).

  3. Behind every successful man is a woman and behind every unsuccessful man there is also SOME women/Lanye.

  4. When you lose your job, you’ll QUICKLY learn who your TRUE friends are:) and how your wife really feels about you.
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    7. NOBODY CARES so do your SHIT.

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Hizo zingine hazina maana

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hii list haimake sense, haina basis wala lessons, haina any razzmatazz… ama niite mnywaji busaa mr. degree muhumu himuself @magreb

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  1. Your colleagues are not your friends

  2. As a man you mature relatively slowly compared to a woman

  3. Anything you do people will always talk, so just do it

  4. Condomise until a point you are ready to settle down

  5. Don’t be hard on yourself, life is not a defined path

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True friends in this context always means people who can afford you constant financial help until you get back on your feet! That’s too much expectation from people who may also be struggling to make ends meet and maybe also live their dreams.

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Bitches ain’t shit

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To you maybe but to the 7 are lessons learnt.

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It’s not supposed to make sense to small lads like you. It’s good to see you’re not letting education get in the way of your ignorance.

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No. 11:D. CORRECT Sir!

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10 and 12

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…You got it all wrong! I did mean they are supposed to HELP you with FINANCES 100%. True friends offer emotional support, a listening ear, and encouragement during difficult times. They may also help with job leads, resume writing, and networking opportunities to help you get back on your feet. Ultimately, true friendship is about being there for each other through thick and thin, and building a strong support system that goes beyond financial assistance.
But once you can’t match the standards of your then circle, they abandon you like it’s hot. Simu ulikua unapigiwa weekends na whatsapp huezi zi pata tena na mpaka wanaanza kukunyandulia dame yako to bury you completely!

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…say that Loud mkrungenzi.

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Lesson ya mine I learned…it’s not that serious…wewe na mosquito inakusumbua…same Whatsapp…nyote ni sumbua tu bila any…in the meantime we all just try to be better yet useless…

as we can’t beat our enemy…our one and only…death and old age his bro…kichapo for our common foe we try but cant…we digress on upuzi eg. religion et al… instead of focussing…

Summary: Death is our only enemy…old age his bro…focus on this two…else kwaheri…nothing else matters as long as death is always by your side

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Sometimes home is where the hate is
Last borns ni watu wa upuzi saana.
Listen more, talk less
Never get high on your own supply
Rich man, poor man we all got to pay.
Its always a lovely day when you get paid
Everyone wears a mask
There is always something to be thankful for
Dont be highly dependent on anyone and anything

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I will borrow some lessons from here Sir:D.

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Ikr

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Kama wewe ni hustler wa kawaida, strive to have a year’s reserve in a separate account.

You don’t need a crowd of friends. A few genuine and intimate people will do.

Don’t be generous to people who are stingy. And here I am not talking about those who don’t have much or anything to give, I’m talking bout those mfakas who are on the same financial level as you or even higher but are stingy.

Be kind, courteous and emphatic to those around you.

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Ishi maisha na shukrani na Kama leo ndio siku ya mwisho goal wise

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Loss is personal. Learn to handle it so it doesn’t crush your soul through self pity, or make you bitter when everyone moves on,as they should.

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That there’s so much more waiting to be achieved.