When girls make the first move...Hekaya

Girls normally do this but not so often. Still I have never really got used to it since I am very choosy yet empathetic.

This happened to me sometime this week. I had just got to my house after kucheki maneno all the way to roysambu and back to the house. Kufika kwa nyumba nikafeel ziii!! There is no way I am cooking. I cannot stand and sit all those times na venye nimechoka.

I took a quick shower and put on a jumper and my favourite sweat pants, socks and sandals and stepped out to go and buy a meal in the supermarket.

Kuingia hiyo area ya food there was this cute chiq there ordering so I just stepped beside her and started looking at the food on display nikichill amaliziwe. Huyu dame was the definition of slay queen. Nywele ya farasi, light-skinned, dark red lipstick, long nails that she was using to tap on the glass of the display when pointing out the food she wanted (don’t I hate that sound of nails on glass).

So I am there looking around at the meals on display and then I feel a tap on my shoulder. I turn towards the slay queen and she is like-

Sq - Hi
Dy - Hi. (Looks at the guys behind the counter thinking The wanted to serve me text.)
Sq - I think you are cute. I love your height.

I am so confused at the moment since I had already disqualified this chiq the moment I saw her.

I smilled sheepishly and offered a thank you.

The guys behind the counter wamepiga zile smile za mafisi juu washa jua kameow imejipa kujipa…:D:D:D

The chiq continued staring at me as if she was waiting for me to ask for her number and name.

I was not interested at all. Ata kama ni kuwa fisi mimi slay queen siwezi taka ajue kule naishi.

When the chiq left to go to the cashier one of the guys akaniamabia, “Boss niaje kuangusha team mafisi? Dame anakukatia na wewe ata huna shughuli. Si uitishe number afadhali halafu uniletee.”

Hizo stori nilikatizia hapo. I bought 300ksh worth of fried beef nikaenda kula na ugali.

Deep down I regreted not vybing the chiq juu you never know. Dry spell inaweza chizisha msee.

Chieth! We demote you from Mafisi Sacco henceforth. Please hand over all company property to @Ice_Cube na upelekee @Tommy Lee Sparta clearance certificate. @Mzee mzima will see you off to betamaleville

[ATTACH=full]146571[/ATTACH] wewe @denis young umetuangusha yani vitu kama izi unawachilia tu ivi

unafaa makofi

Another one straight from your ass

[ATTACH=full]146574[/ATTACH] And to think this is the idiot who
wanted to ban NVs kwa kikiji. Riswa!!

@McoondoRandom wacha umeffi

:D:D:D saa zingine sii worth it. Vitu za kujipa mimi sipendangi.

Labda alikuwa anataka umlipie mkifika kwa till.

I will just go ahead and call this bullshit

check the mirror na ulise kioo!!! kioo!!—im i gay nasichui???

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Kwanza hii inaweza kuwa true…I will know very soon juu it appears she lives just around me. I was walking behind her when I left our building…Nikimpata tena I will get the number niwapatie hekaya zaidi…

Don’ count on it. Hii mambo ya next time hakuna in real life. Hiyo ni hekaya imeenda hivo tu.

Happened to me last week. But nilikuwa mlevi.

Shenzi

Listen and listen good.
It never ends up well.

Words of wisdom kuchukua number haiwezi ongeza weight ya simu! You never know when rain might start beating your behind. Anyway Mimi chief slay queen wangu amenidump Jana juu hatujakutana whole of Dec coz am traveling and spending time with my youngins Ako ati
In other news siwes nunua food supermarket Kuna siku nikienda eldy nikasema wacha nibuy food kwa hio tuskys close to North rift the chicken drumstick was marianated and appealing to the eye but ndani ilikua mbichi

This denis guy over the years have similar stories. He sounds like someone who chokes his neck while wanking. #works of fiction.

Najua hio reply yako umeficha ulilia mpaka lymph fluids ndio mrudiane :D:D:D

Niliwaambia tu all the best …siwes Lia Kama davidee juu ya some slit between a womans legs Kuna kingine kamekua kakilurk in the wings sahi kanapata promotion

You are a pussy mate. Ungechukua number uongeze kwa the long available chics kwa phone book. You are probably a bachelor na unaringa kuchukua number. Ukipendwa pendeka…shenji. Watu ocha wanangoja kuona “watu” wako na uahitaji spare tyre ya kumaliza njaa ukiwa dry spell. Real men don’t leave beer or potential pussy behind kama haijachapa