What did you eat as a child?

[system]

This morning I saw a kid chewing on plastic bag, which reminded me of myself as a kid.

I ate lot’s of charcoal; only stopped because my mum pulled my ears every time my teeth and tongue became black. I sprayed Mortein Doom into my mouth because I liked the smell and how it felt on the tongue and throat. When I was in class four I used to rip an entire exercise book page and chew for many minutes before swallowing. I’d have a mouthfull of paper and swallow in bits until it all went down. I ate pencil erasers and pencils. I used to lick dust that gathered on car rims.

Chewed hard on pieces of sponge. I ripped them off of blackboard dusters. I ate mango tree leaves and some other plant we called matawi ya chumvi.I bought njugu and put in a plastic bag then chewed as chewing gum. Only problem is testa was left stuck all over my teeth.

My sister an I used to steal pumice stones - soft ones, break them into smaller pieces and eat them. Aaaaargh f_ck. Now that I think about it.

And my personal favourite; chalk. I ate so much chalk, it’s amazing am still alive. The chalk would give me headaches but that did not stop me. When teachers started using dustless chalk I slowed down a bit while I recalibrated my tastedbuds. And the party restarted in earnest.

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

Terrible waste

Gluttonous pig

[system]

@Bingwa Scrotum

Terrible waste

Gluttonous pig

Uko na umama lakini tuko pamoja

[gashwin]

interesting. will want to hear what doctors will say.

[anon18059438]

Hehe hii ni calcium deficiency… What a terrible waste

[Bingwa_Scrotum]

@TerribleWaste

Uko na umama lakini tuko pamoja

And I hope umemaliza kuoa coz I wouldn’t want your savage genes kwetu

[biraru]

@gashwin

interesting. will want to hear what doctors will say about me eating a lizard alive.

fixed

[Grundy]

Wah… looks like you were malnutritioned as a kid or you were an orangutan.

[system]

@TerribleWaste

This morning I saw a kid chewing on plastic bag, which reminded me of myself as a kid.

I ate lot’s of charcoal; only stopped because my mum pulled my ears every time my teeth and tongue became black. I sprayed Mortein Doom into my mouth because I liked the smell and how it felt on the tongue and throat. When I was in class four I used to rip an entire exercise book page and chew for many minutes before swallowing. I’d have a mouthfull of paper and swallow in bits until it all went down. I ate pencil erasers and pencils. I used to lick dust that gathered on car rims.

Chewed hard on pieces of sponge. I ripped them off of blackboard dusters. I ate mango tree leaves and some other plant we called matawi ya chumvi.I bought njugu and put in a plastic bag then chewed as chewing gum. Only problem is testa was left stuck all over my teeth.

My sister an I used to steal pumice stones - soft ones, break them into smaller pieces and eat them. Aaaaargh f_ck. Now that I think about it.

And my personal favourite; chalk. I ate so much chalk, it’s amazing am still alive. The chalk would give me headaches but that did not stop me. When teachers started using dustless chalk I slowed down a bit while I recalibrated my tastedbuds. And the party restarted in earnest.

Part human, part Tasmanian Devil.
Wewe ni yule mtu alipigwa x-ray akapatikana na iron sheets kwa tumbo?

[system]

@Grundy

Wah… looks like you were malnutritioned as a kid or you were an orangutan.

Hehehe. I must’ve been in a previous life or an alternate universe.

[inzhener_otmetka]

@TerribleWaste

This morning I saw a kid chewing on plastic bag, which reminded me of myself as a kid.

I ate lot’s of charcoal; only stopped because my mum pulled my ears every time my teeth and tongue became black. I sprayed Mortein Doom into my mouth because I liked the smell and how it felt on the tongue and throat. When I was in class four I used to rip an entire exercise book page and chew for many minutes before swallowing. I’d have a mouthfull of paper and swallow in bits until it all went down. I ate pencil erasers and pencils. I used to lick dust that gathered on car rims.

Chewed hard on pieces of sponge. I ripped them off of blackboard dusters. I ate mango tree leaves and some other plant we called matawi ya chumvi.I bought njugu and put in a plastic bag then chewed as chewing gum. Only problem is testa was left stuck all over my teeth.

My sister an I used to steal pumice stones - soft ones, break them into smaller pieces and eat them. Aaaaargh f_ck. Now that I think about it.

And my personal favourite; chalk. I ate so much chalk, it’s amazing am still alive. The chalk would give me headaches but that did not stop me. When teachers started using dustless chalk I slowed down a bit while I recalibrated my tastedbuds. And the party restarted in earnest.

God loves you and He has a purpose for you!

[gashwin]

@biraru

fixed

or swallowing cockroaches…

[system]

@inzhener otmetka

God loves you and He has a purpose for you!

OK Cool. Unrelated: Is your handle an anagram?

[Slartibartfast]

I used to put sugar in a polythene bag chew it.

[gashwin]

@Slartibartfast

I used to put sugar in a polythene bag chew it.

it was all fun and games until mathe came and spotted the few stray grains on the table top…then the tears came…

[system]

@TerribleWaste

This morning I saw a kid chewing on plastic bag, which reminded me of myself as a kid.

I ate lot’s of charcoal; only stopped because my mum pulled my ears every time my teeth and tongue became black. I sprayed Mortein Doom into my mouth because I liked the smell and how it felt on the tongue and throat. When I was in class four I used to rip an entire exercise book page and chew for many minutes before swallowing. I’d have a mouthfull of paper and swallow in bits until it all went down. I ate pencil erasers and pencils. I used to lick dust that gathered on car rims.

Chewed hard on pieces of sponge. I ripped them off of blackboard dusters. I ate mango tree leaves and some other plant we called matawi ya chumvi.I bought njugu and put in a plastic bag then chewed as chewing gum. Only problem is testa was left stuck all over my teeth.

My sister an I used to steal pumice stones - soft ones, break them into smaller pieces and eat them. Aaaaargh f_ck. Now that I think about it.

And my personal favourite; chalk. I ate so much chalk, it’s amazing am still alive. The chalk would give me headaches but that did not stop me. When teachers started using dustless chalk I slowed down a bit while I recalibrated my tastedbuds. And the party restarted in earnest.

How are you still alive?

[system]

@TerribleWaste

This morning I saw a kid chewing on plastic bag, which reminded me of myself as a kid.

I ate lot’s of charcoal; only stopped because my mum pulled my ears every time my teeth and tongue became black. I sprayed Mortein Doom into my mouth because I liked the smell and how it felt on the tongue and throat. When I was in class four I used to rip an entire exercise book page and chew for many minutes before swallowing. I’d have a mouthfull of paper and swallow in bits until it all went down. I ate pencil erasers and pencils. I used to lick dust that gathered on car rims.

Chewed hard on pieces of sponge. I ripped them off of blackboard dusters. I ate mango tree leaves and some other plant we called matawi ya chumvi.I bought njugu and put in a plastic bag then chewed as chewing gum. Only problem is testa was left stuck all over my teeth.

My sister an I used to steal pumice stones - soft ones, break them into smaller pieces and eat them. Aaaaargh f_ck. Now that I think about it.

And my personal favourite; chalk. I ate so much chalk, it’s amazing am still alive. The chalk would give me headaches but that did not stop me. When teachers started using dustless chalk I slowed down a bit while I recalibrated my tastedbuds. And the party restarted in earnest.

Asiiiii too much info…

[shingo_upande]

Burnt matchstick heads

Lots of smokers in my family
Unlimited supply
No competition
Yummy!

[Mathaais]

Aiih, hii yako ilikuwa sickness buda.
The only things I remember eating as a kid is lots and lots of wild fruits many of which I can’t even remember their names. Ndare, ngenia, thigiu, ndabibi, and many others.

[system]

@shingo upande

Burnt matchstick heads

Yeeeess! Sometimes unawasha kibiriti just so you can eat it!