We have to EXPOSE this guy!

There is a very shady character anaitwa Jackton Obiero @Sura Ngumu. He works as a mechanic and also as a waitress pale Bistro 86 along Kiambu road.

Before I continue, ndio hii kitambulisho yake hapa chini:

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Si mumemuona? Okay, tuendelee na exposé. Now this Obiero guy, he’s a conman in both his occupations.

Ako na garage pale Kibra. If you make the mistake of taking your vehicle to his garage, jamaa anatoa magurudumu yako ya Pirelli anabadilisha na za Ling Long. Alafu anang’oa catalytic converter anauza for a profit huko grogorn. Unapata @Swansea anajiuliza “I just replaced my tyres, why are the threads worn already?” It’s because Jackton alibadilisha hizo miguu na za China nugu wewe.

Alafu usifike Bistro 86 kama Obiero ndio waitress. Kazi yake ni kukatia wateja. If you accept his advances, utawekewa mchele kwa drinks. Juzi @Sambamba alifika hapo Bistro 86 na ile Toyota Ractis yake, akaanza small talk na @Sura Ngumu wakikatiana, akaitisha Tusker baridi. Kumbe Obiero amempangia.

The next day nugu @Sambamba akarudi Kenyatalk na swali za upuzi ati:

Chungeni!

@Mrs. Chantel = @patco = @TrumanCapote = @cheekbusta

Detroit pauper @patco wapi purple bana

We mama naona umeboeka ukaona unitafute?
Talk to me when your handle colour is blue. You know I don’t attack women. That’s why you are hiding behind this feminine facade.

And how do you keep up with all this M.P.D?

Wah, apartments at Valley Arcade have padlocks? @Sambamba jibu maswali.

Enyewe wee ni rich kid. An average kenyan youth never uses this word.