wanjiru kutombwa

Kuna dem wanjiru alinyima ken hio kuma na akamwmbia eti “Let’s just be good friends” Lakini kila time huwa ananimpigia simu akimueleza shida ndogo ndogo eti amsaidie.Sasa leo amempigia simu mchana akamwambia landlord amesema ikifika jioni kabla hajalipa rent atamfungia mlango�.ken akamwambia amtumie number ya landlord ili amtumie pesa za rent.Si Mnajua Ken? Hehehee! Amempigia landlord akamwambia nimesikia huyo msichana akisema ‘atahama usiku na hatalipa rent.’
Akamu advice landlord aende haraka amwekee kufuli ya pili kwa mlango yake kabla atoke job.
Mrembo amefika mtaani akashtuka sana kupata kufuli mbili kwa mlango na akijaribu kupiga simu, landlord hachukui simu yake.
Huyo dem amempigia na akamwambia hana mahali pa kulala. Akamwambia aje alale kwake leo ili kesho akilipwa pesa za Chama amlipie nyumba.
Sasa saa hii ako hapa kwake anapika , ugali wakule wakisubiri kesho ifike.Baada ya kutombwa shot mbili.
Hata kesho haoni akimlipia nyumba ndio ikuwe funzo kwake na wengine wenye tabia ya kuweka friendzone na hii baridi yote. Asitukane mkunga na uzazi…

Sperm nyeto tangu ujoin hii forum 1979 hujawai post kitu cha maana.

@sperminator…tunajua Ken ni wewe. Ulijuwa aje alipigwa shot mbili?:D:D

Ken = Sperminator

Master

For some reason i think ken is u. Who ever did it, legend

Interesting tale