How did you become an elder.?
:D:D:D
Go ask your mum vizuri. You may be shocked. DNA will also work. Stop chest-thumping. The only person who knows the father of the kid is the mother. But your mom I am sure alikuwa tu ordinary malaya pale Koinange.
Otoyo, the noun is chest-thumping not thumbing. 
Hapana shrub kama wariahe bingwa makende.
Shoga piga kelele but still wewe ni meffi in my two eyes.
Na kwani uko na macho tano juu unaspecify “two eyes”?
We all know that you have two eyes, you don’t need to specify the number!
Not unless you count your foreskin and anus hole as your 3rd and 4th eyes respectively?!
Mamako alikufa okimwi pale shores of lake victoria akipeana mkundu kwa onyi ndio apewe gorogoro ya omena upate mlo na unapanua bakuli hapa? mitoto ya malaya wewe
Sokwe umbwa, malaya hii Kenya tunawajua ni kina nani. Enda Koinange and randomly pick ten girls. Eleven of those ten will be familiar names like Ciku, Shiro, Wairimu, Muthoni etc. Hamna competition hapo.
Shoga, tangu lini matako ikakuwa macho? Ama ni juu ni shimo? SMH!
Otoyo umejipea jibu.
Tell em champ! Tell em you also eat with your one mouth, listen to music with your 2 ears and wank with 1 hand
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Hii thread ya @Half-Meffi didn’t go as he expected :D:D
HAKUNA MTU AMEKUKATAZAKUJIITA SOKWE AU BURUKUKENGE AU AKINYI @Half_Human
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Moi had a headmistress called wanjiku. He felt so good cumming deep inside her pudesh.
Malisa hio takataka.
I wonder whether admins would let a thread started with the aim of bashing a Luo,Luyha,Kale or any other tribe except the Okuyos go this far
Katambe zaidi :D:D
Sawa Micymafi!