Imagine on a lazy Sunday Afternoon, mans ako pale Uhuru park na mwoman wake having a romantic time as they stroll around the park. Alafu kidogo kidogo mwanaume na ndevu zake anaona those ice cream vendors. He summons the ice cream vendor and asks the mlady babe utakula ice gani. Galdem says cone ice cream ya vanilla and strawberry.
Ice cream vendor opens the ice cream cart and starts scooping the ice. When he is just about to finish scooping anaskia mwanaume anasema na mimi nipatie choc stick. “Ati Kii?” <–Even the ice cream vendor is surprised. Nimesema nipatie choc stick. Si mans anapewa.
They continue their romantic walk with the mwoman. Mans puts one hand in his trouser pocket as he kulaz the choc stick. Alafu tells babe unataka kuonja yangu…ebu onja as he puts his choc stick on mwomans mouth aonje. Mwoman also gives her cone to the man to lick kiasi. It can never be me.
Such men also ni wale utoa sweater wanafunga on their waists. Such men are not real men and most likely uchunishwa sukuma on the low low.
Inakaa Sundays wewe huvaa jacket yako ya brown Berlin.
Sunday ndio siku watoi hurushwa kwa 350 cubic inch big block, wanapelekwo Sno-Cream kumumunya sundaes kwa bench za kanjo.
Uocha itafanya udeportiwe.