Wamathuraku Hapendi Upuss

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@wamathuraku

Nimesema nini hapo juu…Wamathuraku hapendi upuss!!!
Sasa kuna huyu dame mzito Wamathuraku alikuwa amelike na baada ya kuongea kiasi mzito akaona amake move na kumuuliza out for a date, dame akasema oooh hio siku alikuwa ameshamake other plans.
Wamathuraku akasema hainawass, siku kadhaa zikapita na mzito akamuuliza out tena, dame akasema amefungwa na kazi.
Wamathuraku anakuwanga na policy ya “Siwes kuuliza dame zaidi ya mara mbili for a date, EVER!!!”
Sasa Wamathuraku akadelete kila kitu yake na maisha ikaendelea mufti, nyama tukachinja, supu tukakunywa.
Leo asubuhi Wamathuraku akapigwa na number hajui, akapokea. Wamathuraku akauliza “ni nani” nikasikia “yani ulidelete number” nikasema “usiniletee upuss” na nika hang up. Simu ikapigwa tena na kuichukua, dame akajitambulisha fasta fasta kumbe ilikuwa yule dame akiuliza if the date bado iko, Wamathuraku akamwambia hapana haiko, sasa yeye akasema atanipeleka out, nikamuuliza mbona, akadai there was a lot of misunderstanding ile wakati nilikuwa na mtaka na anataka kumake things right. Nashindwa kwani alikuwa anajiona hot cake ile wakati nilikuwa namtafuta? Sasa ni yeye ananitafuta

Stick to livestock kijana. Hawana story za dates ama disappointments.

[Tarantinoh]

@Transformer

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Hehehehe This picture always makes me smile.

[sunnymango]

@Mundu Mulosi

Hauko kwa mkutano ya Jubilee.

Nauliseko? Kwa huo mkutano mnapewa ama? Uhuru ako gage mbaya sana!

true kamwana was drunk! na akilewa anaona tu msee wa vitendawili