Wakanyama inspired Nakummat to introduce mutura in their butcheries but gave them
the wrong idea . . .
Here is a brief description of what mutura and its environs entails:
inafaa kuchomwa na makaa kwa jiko haina moto vizuri not gas cooker.
The buyer is not supposed to know which animal surrendered its intestines for this
meaningful purpose ati ngombe mtura or mbuzi mtura it can even be a donkey!
utaambia watu nini
Kachumbari ya mtura haifai kua inajulikana ni ya leo, jana, juzi au ni ya kesho, eating
mtura with ketchup is abomination!
Inafaa kuonja umbwa umbwa hivi na kataste ka mavi ya mbuzi kwa umbali not mincemeat! abomination!
The person selling the mtura should look like a thug, ama msee hayuko sure ka
anafaa kua apo ama anafaa kuwa akichoma mahindi not some sober uniformed silent guy
Mtura guess has no fixed price, venye nauziwa sio venye utauziwa ati 1inch 10bob
this is exploitation
Mtura has no receipt, period.
Mtura is not sold inside a butchery, it is sold alongside a butchery. who said these
are cows and goats, ushawahi ona msee wa mtura akipeleka mbuzi slaughter house
kuchinjwa? you eat as per your imagination.
Mtura haiwekwi kwa menu, menu yake iko kwa akili.
Mtura is not a vector quantity (at kilo moja, 1ounce etc) it is a scalar quanty
(inapimwa na cm, metres, millimetres(though hapa utakua umechomwa) inches,
kilometres)
Alafu tena upate mwenye ana kataa ako na elsatoplast (whatever its called or spelled) kwa kidole yenye ina shika mtura alafu hiyo elastoplast ime chafuka hadi ime kua black…