Due to the stigma ya kuomba pesa face to face, and being male.
Iv been left very broke this weekend. Am thinking of taking a huge loan of about 10,000 kshs from this loan apps niweke kuwekelea bet game ya Arsenal vs Tottenshit while enjoying some cold konyagi and big assed lass kwa local. (Cant afford going to town)
Problem is saa hizi hakuna network. Hua inarudi neighbour @kodiaga akifungua wifi na nikama ameenda kazi yake kayole junction
Iv been hitching rides nyuma ya lorry 
. But this is very risky especially with the rains. Juzi @kodiaga alianguka kwa matope as he lost grip of the handles. His gay friend @Yuletapeli had to nurse him to full health
This is Ruteos fault. And krenya kwisha. Saa hii ningekua na 6k stipend from baba naromboswa pale sj with fyn ghels.
Anyway ur assistance will be appreciated 
greatly