Seriously, just what makes @captain obvious so awesome? Nini? Why do you peasants keep liking my content, even after I expressly forbade it in past self aggrandizing threads? Heneway, drop everything you’re doing and join me in congratulating myself on this latest achievement.
First and foremost, I wanna take this opportunity to thank my biggest fans for their support. To my haters too, I appreciate the role you’ve played in making me even bigger. I’ll keep you updated on my forthcoming achievements, mpende msipende.
Haya, I now welcome feedback in the form of questions, suggestions, constructive criticisms, and feelings. Sande.