Life ni Moja live it to the fullest, make mistake and learn from them
99.7% make the wrong decision
Wrong car
Wrong spending
Na kuhamia leafy suburbs
Tamu sana, sasa amekuwa philosopher after life imemtia stick.
Never laugh when another man is on the floor. Shoke ni wewe…but quick money usipochunga utamaliza…if you work hard for your money you wont blow it
Kabisa life is too short… enjoy to the fullest
Ukipata chance ya kudinyana na kulewa usiwai wacha
Hakuna kitu mbaya kama kuambia watu vile ulikuwa na pesa na sahio hauna any to show.
Kuma na pombe haziendi mahali.. hata kina samson waliji nice na delila. Walikunywa na kadhalika. Jiwekee usijiabishe in future.
The question is how short?
Mhi sijui naskianga pia
Hehe.. elder.. unafaa kujua hivi, nishort kama life is good na mrefu sana kama inakupiga sawa sawa.
Ukiwa msoto, after soft life, a day huwa na 30hours, wiki huwa na 10 days, na mwaka huwa na 700 days.
Usikule raha leo na kesho, uanze kuwa na siku mrefu mrefu na mwaka haiishi hadi unaamua kujipima kilo.
Wish i yrult believed my teachers ati the beautiful ones hawajezaliwa. Nikiwa kipii i thought those were the finest giels id ever see LoL
Damn i see a prettier girl everyday
Kuna mkamba nilikua napenda nikiwa kipii alikua anaitwa Sarah..I thought the world revolved around her ..now a washed up single mother of two
Unaongelea Sarah Wanjiku yule mmoja najua ama?
Hehe.. mimi kuna Sarah alikuwa mrembo sana [kwa miaka yangu nikiwa mless].. nikiwa class seven and eight.. keupe.. hivi walikuwa wana stay huruma. Nilitamani sana kupatana na yeye laters nikiwa high school [nilikuwa naweza chinjia kiasi] na after high school … lazima sahi ni single mother 
That is 25-27 years ago
Amegeuka kuwa 50cent
Every day I realize, on average, Millennial women were, and still are, fugly. Sijui walikuwa wanaturingia nini back in the day. Sai ni single mothers, wamechapa, wako na matumbo nne, na bado wanaset standards.
Gen Z chicks, on average, are not only humble and sweet, but damn hot!
I enjoy watching them every evening from my balcony, 5th floor of Ass View Apartments, Sigona.
Sikia vile anasema ATI kutoa tithe ilikuwa lazima as if it was a redeeming feature
Damn right kwanza kuna hii cross ya Masai n sapere meno yerro kalikua kanaitwa naisenya. She was feeling soo hot juu she dwelled in buru of all places. Kalituringia sana her and her tao kungurus. Nakumbuka nikiandika christmqs letters and buying black forests mungu wangu nilipitia enzi hizo 2009 pale kesses ati that was the hottest thang in class .
Wa ass alikua one baruya babe named shiramba. Haki we suffered them millennial baddies with stinking attitudes
The stench at Kibarani is long gone, but the attitude of a Millennial mumama is still stinking.
In their heyday, they would insult you even for complimenting their looks.
Thank God for these Gen Zs. They are so open-minded and respond extremely well to compliments. Frankly, I don’t remember the last time I tuned a woman above 24.
And thanks @MTINGIZA_KITANDA for showing us the light. Ruto should award you the Elder of the Burning Spear (EBS).