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[Notapeoplesguy]

Today just walking around town I spotted what I suspected to be a Maasai gentleman in very urban casual clothes. I say he’s Maasai because the dude was carrying a rungu, these Maasai pangas and a long stick to go with it. So safe to say dude was pretty well armed in CBD. Kitu inanishangaza nobody will bat an eye to that but wacha @Notapeoplesguy decides to carry a Somali knife which is also freaking traditional and all hell would break loose.

Acha ni ongeze I have nothing against Maasai’s. Kitu nauliza why is the law not applied equally to all? Inakuwaje the rest of us can’t be armed with light weapons ata kwa mtaa but Maasai’s can in the freaking CBD?

[123tokambio]

Reputation;

[LIEN]

2004 nilipatwa nimevaaa combat ile kofi nilipewa na polisi naiskianga mpaka saa hii

[kanguthu]

Wacha kiherehere wariahe ama ujipate kakuma kesho.
Kaino type.

[Notapeoplesguy]

@kanguthu

Wacha kiherehere wariahe ama ujipate kakuma kesho.
Kaino type.

Pigwa miti Mbwa

[kasaman]

@Notapeoplesguy

Today just walking around town I spotted what I suspected to be a Maasai gentleman in very urban casual clothes. I say he’s Maasai because the dude was carrying a rungu, these Maasai pangas and a long stick to go with it. So safe to say dude was pretty well armed in CBD. Kitu inanishangaza nobody will bat an eye to that but wacha @Notapeoplesguy decides to carry a Somali knife which is also freaking traditional and all hell would break loose.

Acha ni ongeze I have nothing against Maasai’s. Kitu nauliza why is the law not applied equally to all? Inakuwaje the rest of us can’t be armed with light weapons ata kwa mtaa but Maasai’s can in the freaking CBD?

u Can’t be trusted with those arms in public

[Notapeoplesguy]

@LIEN

2004 nilipatwa nimevaaa combat ile kofi nilipewa na polisi naiskianga mpaka saa hii

:D:D:Dpole kwa masaibu

[Greedy_Genius]

But most maasais in Kenya are fake. Niliuziwa viatu na mmoja wao hapa Kisumu nikalipa na mpesa jina ika kuja ati Gerishom Njuguna. Nikishangaa kwani nimetuma pesa kwa wrong number akasema “mind your own business”.

[Notapeoplesguy]

@kasaman

u Can’t be trusted with those arms in public

What about Otieno na Njuguna?

[system]

@Greedy Genius

But most maasais in Kenya are fake. Niliuziwa viatu na mmoja wao hapa Kisumu nikalipa na mpesa jina ika kuja ati Gerishom Njuguna. Nikishangaa kwani nimetuma pesa kwa wrong number akasema “mind your own business”.

enda Mombasa

[gashwin]

@Greedy Genius

But most maasais in Kenya are fake. Niliuziwa viatu na mmoja wao hapa Kisumu nikalipa na mpesa jina ika kuja ati Gerishom Njuguna. Nikishangaa kwani nimetuma pesa kwa wrong number akasema “mind your own business”.

hii kenya ni interesting. september nilikuwa kisumu kupanda tuktuk tukaja tukipiga story kwa kijaluo. kufika kuomba jamaa number kumuuliza jina akasema kinoti. kumbe ni mu-Igembe…

[Greedy_Genius]

@gashwin

hii kenya ni interesting. september nilikuwa kisumu kupanda tuktuk tukaja tukipiga story kwa kijaluo. kufika kuomba jamaa number kumuuliza jina akasema kinoti. kumbe ni mu-Igembe…

I always admire and envy people who can speak more than their mother toungue. It helps.

[kanguthu]

@Notapeoplesguy

Pigwa miti Mbwa

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[kasaman]

@Notapeoplesguy

What about Otieno na Njuguna?

One can’t control emotions , the other will use the arms in steal in streets

[Notapeoplesguy]

@kasaman

One can’t control emotions , the other will use the arms in steal in streets

To be fair the only real self proclaimed criminal I know of in the village is @dark massai …

[mikel]

@Greedy Genius

I always admire and envy people who can speak more than their mother toungue. It helps.

Ingia any Nissan ya kubeba route ya kakamega to Nakuru…from kakamega conductor anaongea kiluhyia, mkifika around kaimosi dude effortlessly switches to Nandi and by the time mko nakuru hes speaking in Kikuyu, and that’s when you discover ni Njuguna

[kah_tony]

Wariahe hata harufu mnasumbua ni rungu mtaitikishwa hii jiji?

[david_mugo]

nilienda tz nikapata yello yello flan anabonga swahili tamu akipigiwa simu akasmama kando kupick simu naskia akisema tga wana we

[system]

@Greedy Genius

I always admire and envy people who can speak more than their mother toungue. It helps.

Someone here is ambidextrous and speaks 3 native Kenyan tongues flawlessly.
Very confusing.

[Mathaais]

One was selling me these open shoes Maasai’s hawk, he started off with the Maasai accent but by the time we were finalizing he was on full Kikuyu mode.