Unicorn uko wapi?

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The last i checked, @Unicorn had threatened to leave. Been checking threads and she seams to be conspicuously absent… :eek::eek:. Ama you are reading the threads as guest siku hizi?? Rudi tu :cool::cool:

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@Unicorn is very busy somewhere, atarudi tu akimalizana

Signed P.A

All calls to be routed through me :smiley:

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He he… :D:D . Fisi alert!! :D:D

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busy sucking my nutz

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All of you are wrong. I do not claim to know where she is but all of you are wrong. But all dreams are valid…

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Unicorn ako kwa basement yangu. Aliamua kuwa sex slave wangu despite the fact that I already have a full roster. I shall update you as soon as she’s done with probation/tyres zimeisha treads/my penis is in rehab.

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I will trade @Nefertities for @Unicorn
https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcStSiUyQZxQdM80w9zs4kdwHfTu77jGujX0TFwpHQTQWp9neVKN

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I think you’re in love with @Nefertities. Mwaga sera tu.

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@ice cube alimletea crate kumi ya stoney akamwambia ainame achukue, hajawai smama.

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hehehe wewe omusoreri ni mushienzi sana nitakurusha river malakisi

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Hehehe icecube unatambua malakisi hapo kolanya.

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hehe huko nakutambua hadi Butonge na Bukokholo 50% ya DNA yangu inatoka hizo area

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Last time I checked @Unicorn was @ekamsweu I believe s/he is very much around.

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@kush yule mnono you are wrong too. Waaaayyy too wrong buda

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Blame it on @Wakanyama

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nobody fucks with wakanyama

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WHAT ABOUT KABUDA FUCKING WAKANYAMA . NO HOMO.

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uncle kuwa mpole

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@village robot = @Unicorn

Anyway. Guys; @Unicorn is with me,safe and well.

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Usituletee HEKAYA NKT enda Kula placenta

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