Uliza Kush maswali hapa

After the hot seat fell vacant, I hereby occupy it this morning. Feel free to ask any question and I will answer them to the best of my knowledge. Maswali zikuje sasa.

I’m out

unakulanga omena na samaki, yaaani unaeza kula mama na mtoto?

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How tall are you and how much do you weigh?

Is your username a defense mechanism as in if you call yourself that it loses it’s edge?

What do you do?

Your favorite and worst talker?

How many kids do you have?

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Are you actually fat ama ni hekaya ya kufurahisha watu?

Kazi ni kumaua ngamia ama ni kuosha tushosh huko uarabuni? How long have you stayed there without coming back home.

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How Long have you been at the Helm of Honda Japan as its visionary Chief Operating Officer?

What do you do for a living?

Would you protest if Pro-Life activists forwarded your name to the ICC for Genocide?

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How old are you?

  1. Nijibu kwa nini mi huona wewe ni retard?
  2. Uliwacha kuhema session ya Nduthi coz mi ushindwa ukipata the real deal - Pussee* ka utafaint ama utakufa tuje kukunywa uji?
  3. Unaniweza fight?
  4. Between My left and Right ball, gani ndo bigger than the Other?
  5. By any chance do u dread mtoi wako akuwe kumbaff ka wewe?
  6. Kenya iko Mombasa ama Mombasa ndo iko Kenya?
  7. Nyanya za 10 bob ni how much?
  8. ukipiga left, then right kwa round about, utaingia lane inahead to which direction?

Jibu izo kwanza…

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Do you have any finger prints?

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How many times do you ‘gurumisha the nduthi’ per day?

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Why don’t u marry badala ya kushinda ukiwsha nduthi?

Ducati or Haojin or Harley D?

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Pretty kwani unakatia Kush …perv

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hii nugu @kush yule mnono haijajibu swali hata moja. wekeni maswali pause kwanza ajibu zenye zimeulizwa

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Zii

Hiyo nduthi iko na specs zipi kustahimili matumizi mazito?

Am 5’9
Am as fat as my name cums
Am in the technical field, mechanical to be specific
My favourite talker ni uncle @uwesmake na upuzi zake and the worst ni @DI TICHA anajua kwa nini
Hapo kwa watoi sijui …but …eh maybe kadhaa

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I have been a proud fatso since I was a youngster

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Hio ya ngamia na tushosh ni yako. Close to two years now since nilikuwa jamuhuri