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true to some extent
Very true. One statement always pops up “huyu siwezi kula na condom” ama “huyu lazma nikule dry”
Ndio umuweke @njoti vizuri ama?
Lazma njoti iingie ndani mambo ya coitus interruptus apan tambua
na ivo ndo unasonga faster
Piga hesabu ukipewa dem anakaa akothee na mwenye anakaa huddah ukule dryfry utarisk mgani?
in the safisha mecho thread there are specific pics that elicit the phrase " Hii namwaga hadi bile/bone marrow/pancreatic juice."
Hapo ni ukweli. Niko na mwezi moja niende nikafanyiwe testing ya ukedi. Kuna kitu safi nilirarua kavu while under the influence and I have to make sure sikufi haraka.
Hao ni watu wa Uber wanakulana hivyo?
Alafu unyongwe na toothbrush ama mkate
Ngai wito…I worry about you denis.
I worry about him as he is making a lot of money at a young age Sis which makes him a ‘magnet’ and gaddamit he is so tall and handsome. I nearly fell over when I read that he had shagged a single Mum, not that it is bad but he is only 24? now this?
Hehehe…:) Don’t worry about me though…it is not my first time and probably won’t be my last. Mungu ndiye anatulinda huku otherwise tungekuwa tumepotea. @Purple kitu mbaya ni shimo ya nyoka.
I will not stop worrying. Faga wewe. Send me your Bro’s number. I need to have a quiet word. Thenkiu.
Transmission from a lady ni harder kama huna kidonda, na ulitoka immediately after kumwaga. Hiyo shot huclean the pipe vizuri
By the way siku hizi kuna once daily single pill therapy for HIV management. Sio kama kitambo unabugia 17 tablets daily!
I am the frying pan and he is the proverbial fire luv.:D:D:D:D
Oki pls can you text me your Sista’s number:mad:your Sista in law’s too at the very least. I need to share some news with them.:D:D
Kwelii…
Kwa hiyo mambo enda KRA nitafute nikuclear kila kitu…