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WE KENYAN MEN BORN ABOVE NINETEEN EIGHTY TUMEAMUA BEFORE MARRYING A WOMAN SHE MUST BE FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT PAST ABORTION AND DNA CONFIRMED OUR KID BEFORE tulipe MAHARI ya mbuzi tano.

That’s what our role model UWES did.

Congratulations kuka. Can you do me the honors of being the master of ceremony at your wedding?

Hiyo kudungana soccer greatly swings the odds in your favour as a man. Hata dem unaeza Pewa sare.

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HaiyA

What just happened.

Leta hekaya…

tumekubaliana anko. lakini saaasa mahari tushalipa

Tht wht i did,unavuja mguu kwanza :smiley:

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Such a declaration about MEN BORN ABOVE NINETEEN EIGHTY must have a hekaya behind it. For MEN BORN BELOW NINETEEN EIGHTY keep off this post…Hekaya hekaya? Hekaya njoo

Niko na wewe hapo uncle. Kwanza hiyo ya DNA

DNA muhimu lakini tupe hekaya

ukivunja mguu, bei inateremka.

Mimi mahari si lipi,nilisaidia kutoa kaburi kwa boma yao nikaleta kwangu.