Tuktuk Business

General
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I have experienced enough to let u in on this one.

I see guys, mostly Somalis, buy a 930k probox, or a 1.2M fielder… give to a rela (big mistake) …and get 1k daily in Marsabit, Moyale, Isiolo, Garissa, Wajir et. al … This is a very not thought out business

Spend 330K on a tuktuk and you’ll get the same 1k daily

Service ni fortnightly na haipiti 1400

Most spares hardly reach 1k

If your bank balance isn’t up to speed, get 200k …drop down in coasto and buy a KTWA-S and above at 165k hapo

Transport it na 15k to nai

Siri ya tuk tuk ni engine… ensure that iko poa.

Another thing, Lugha ni Piaggio by Car and General

Depending on your market, petrol or diesel variants ndo your decision

If your market haina mzigo, chukua petrol ju passengers wanapenda silent ones

Ka kuna mizigo na passengers mix, buy diesel ndogo… kelele yake ni bearable

Nairobi dere anakuletea 1,500 daily

Ukiona Piaggio zinaitwa Malab, Cajab n Hooyo nipromote na usiongee saaaaaaana

2

Hatutaki biashara za ufukara hapa. What’s 1,500 in a day?
That’s the amount I drink on weekdays and 4 times that on weekends.

3

1500 x 3 tuk tuks x 25 days monthly = 112,500 monthly

4

mathais unataka kujitombesha bure tu.

Hio bizz bingwa kuna msee na advice. Thanks for the heads up.

5

Mi by next year nataka 10 such insh.

6

Yeah the numbers adds up.

7

Halafu kila tuktuk ina phone yake na sim card yake.

That way, jioni I just check which sim card haina message

Dere akileta ufala anaamka on the second day na kuget 7 guys wakimgojea inje ya kwake

Utahara pesa… or nikiwa mpoa nakubeba hao

Hutawahi cheza na pesa ya mwanaume

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BTW tuktuk huibiwa? I heard that if you try and employ nduthi guys on a similar model wanakimbia na bike yako mkikosana or for whatever reason. I doubt if anyone can try and drive a tuktuk 100’s of kilometers. Swali lakini.

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Kuna guys wanaidrive from mombasa to nai and thika after kuibuy. So it’s possible

Mi nikibuy tuktuk naiweka tracker ya 7k. Plus najua kwako na atleast one of your family members

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Wewe tupe yako ya ma millionaire basi…
if u drink 1500 in a weekend then your tax bracket is that of a struggling street urchin…

11

watu wenye pesa hawapendi wafukara wakipata. wanakijiji msimsikize huyu ngombe

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Huyo hata hana pesa ni peasant anatafuta relevance hapa tu

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na Ni ile ghasia ilisema ililelewa na mashinda hata haijuhua birthday yake until iende kwa registrer of persons

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Dick measuring contest ama? Nyenyekea Mungu akutumie peasant

15

Tuk tuk husumbuliwa na polisi kama mat?

16

Naendelea kusoma maoni na machungu yenu nikiwa juu ya Pilsner.

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Polisi wanakula from dereva. That wanakula is the best thing. So generally polisi is a non-issue

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Kwenye nimetoka kuna msemo ‘kuria uru gutigiragia uka ria wega’.
Jipe shughli sasa noogle.

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I almost said you are drinking. Your other handle you use it when sober and you choose your words.

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