True Story

[Gio]

@madova

Galfriend kwani ni wife wako?I will say this again the only woman that can make me bend backwards is my wife the rest wakwende huko.
Trust me once you confront her she will come up with a lame excuse which my brother you are going to fall for na uendelee kukamua any way si sabuni itaisha.
How long have you been dating her?
Every biatch has an EX somewhere and they are jumping from one relationship to another like grasshoppers.
Getting a good gal these days is like searching for a needle in a haystack.

well, doesnt your wife have to graduate from somewhere to be wife status?

[MBOMB]

@Koolibah

wooooooiiiii umecheswa. there’s a wity saying I saw on an Actros truck: ukichengwa kubali

Ukichengwa Tulia *Fixed
@Gio Tell her that you gave the cake to her ex to give it to her…No confrontation.

[magreb]

@Gio

Tomorrow is supposed to be my ‘‘girlfriends’’ birthday but found out something today that makes me feel like a fool. Passed through a friends office in Westlands earlier today and found him browsing FB, what caught my attention was the ex jamaa had posted photos of him and her cuddling wishing her an early happy bday and some sort of plans in the comments section and she had put those emojis with lovey dovey eyes as a reply. Nilishindwa hata kuongea because I was on the way to pick up her cake. So I went to the car to recollect my thoughts how did I miss the signs, used to be friends on FB na hata sijui nilitolewa lini since I’m not that active there, nilijua leo nimetolewa kama friend so cant access those photos and comments but I know what I saw. And to think bitch was here over the weekend f**k!!! Do I confront ama nimnyamazie, hata hio cake sikuichukua.

Nyamazia. Next time akikam, kamua bila huruma hadi kwa mkia. Better still, suggest a threesome allegedly to spice up things. Mwambie akuje na best friend wake ama were uletee bests yako. Kamua nani mpaka atii then ujitoe like a boss

[SultBen]

You have received lots of views, suggestions, advice and whatever falls within that spectrum. @Gio Question is, what is cooking now? What steps have you taken? Hekaya and all related evidence?

[kijanamrefu]

Mimi naomba tu unipatie keki. I promise I won’t share it with women if that’s what you want.

[john_doe]

Cut all communication…go radio silent…disappear from her life…let her speculate on the reasons of your actions but do not give her that satisfaction. Finally to overcome the heartbreak engage in some activity like joining the gym or take up boxing lessons at the local gym…do not go drinking and feeling sorry for yourself…shit happens in life and when it happens one deals with the reality head on and looks for a way forward… all the best

[The.Black.Templar]

@old monk

Nice guys hamna bahati.

Look who is talking

[gashwin]

@kijanamrefu

Mimi naomba tu unipatie keki. I promise I won’t share it with women if that’s what you want.

mum: Harusi ilikuwaje?
child: mzuri tu lakini si kupewa cake…(sorrowfully with watery eyes)…

[The.Black.Templar]

@Ice_Cube

to take on more responsibilities like kulipia a random cousin school fees at some college, paying her rent, na upuzi zingine mob that najilaumu maybe I made her think I was that gullible and naive and she could get all of that from me

Stupid biatch! Mimi nashaiambiwa nimpeleke coast na marafiki wake. Hahaha damn bitches

[kijanamrefu]

@gashwin

mum: Harusi ilikuwaje?
child: mzuri tu lakini si kupewa cake…(sorrowfully with watery eyes)…

Huskii ni multi-level multi-forest sijui what. I’m allowed to want that. Sio a cakeless childhood motivating me.

[mossmoss]

On this one im with okiya’s view. Don’t underestimate how deeply you are involved emotionally. Ease out of the relationship pole pole. Stop investing your time, cash, emotions in it. By all means end up with someone better. Looks and all. Kata hiyo relationship suddenly and you will feel sick… Sorry, you WILL be sick. We all have our hekayas

[gashwin]

@kijanamrefu

Huskii ni multi-level multi-forest sijui what. I’m allowed to want that. Sio a cakeless childhood motivating me.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[system]

@kijanamrefu

Huskii ni multi-level multi-forest sijui what. I’m allowed to want that. Sio a cakeless childhood motivating me.

I’ll make you one at my place and you can eat it off my body ( ferk it!. I promised to stop being a fisiress :D:D)

[kijanamrefu]

@Unicorn

I’ll make you one at my place and you can eat it off my body ( ferk it!. I promised to stop being a fisiress :D:D)

Babe, you’re sweet enough, no need for cake. I’ll eat you.

[Wakanyama]

HANG YOURSELF,

[The.Black.Templar]

@mossmoss

On this one im with okiya’s view. Don’t underestimate how deeply you are involved emotionally. Ease out of the relationship pole pole. Stop investing your time, cash, emotions in it. By all means end up with someone better. Looks and all. Kata hiyo relationship suddenly and you will feel sick… Sorry, you WILL be sick. We all have our hekayas

Weka hekaya yako. Its a rights of passage here in this village

[gashwin]

@The.Black.Templar

Weka hekaya yako. Its a rights of passage here in this village

…and it’s a rite of passage to suffer the wrath of a grammar nazi once in a while…wapi cheki maneno, el nino edition?

[Ice_Cube]

yenyewe Jaro Soja umerusha kijiji sana hata ka checki maneno kamoja yawa

[Gio]

@The.Black.Templar

Weka hekaya yako. Its a rights of passage here in this village

Nitaweka and btw clocked 1000klicks on my bike in 7 weeks, twende turide kwa hii el nino

[WuTang]

@The.Black.Templar

Stupid biatch! Mimi nashaiambiwa nimpeleke coast na marafiki wake. Hahaha damn bitches

Wanawake hubebaje watu lakini? Mi nikiambiwa hivyo, hata hiyo trip hatutaenda.