Tip of the day.

Listen wanakijiji, ill give you one
Method to judge a ladies performance in bed before the act.

–if she can cook she can fuck–

Explanation:
Cooking is an art,fucking is an art, it takes experience and practice to be good add some talent and will call you an expert.

Both cooking and fucking require the following techniques,
1)hygiene.
2)hunger or being horny.
3)controlling of tempo/heat.
4)spices/styles.
5)preparation/alcohol and CD
6)delivery usually in the following order
A)starter-kisss/foreplay
B)main course-the act itself
C)desert ama maji-cuddling in bed.
So girls who can cook are well versed in the above techniques.

Evidence:
Costco girls can cook and their bed skills are legendary.
Central women are like my pillow in bed and their food looks like a lake.

Conclusion
If she can cook she won’t fail in bed…

Wacha sasa nitafute mpishi.

A fair analysis.

so tutafute mpishi mwenye ukimkula unafurahi???sound good.

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hehee

:D:D:D:D:D:D

gaaaaaaaayyyyy

Hii line imenichuja “it takes experience and practice to be good add some talent”

Kweli siku ya nyani kufa miti yote huteleza.

Na kama anchanganya chakula na sex kama Jacinta Adhiambo tufanyeje mkubwa ?

Yaani unaamanisha styro kama hii hapa?

Na hawa maslay queen who only knows how to cook boiled water but wanakupea ikuus mpaka unatusi all your relatives.starting with Adam. Where do we classify them?

Hao belong in prison…apana chezea kuku

Amen

a girl who cant cook has a disability…
so a girl who fucks but not cooks is partially disabled…:smiley:

category: whores

tutakula hoteli or employ chef nanii kama ikuus inaandaliwa poa am sorted…man shall not live on bread alone