This is Guka - Kwani How Sweet Was this Penis?

I am talking about the phallus of Jack Bondori.

This dude dickmatised Stephanie Wambui Njoroge, an advocate, and somehow convinced her to hand over Sh17.5 million. Just like that.

Money from savings and borrowed from family and friends.

Kwani just how “sweet” is that dick inafanya a whole lawyer kutupa mbao? Na mbona mungu hakunipatia mboro kama hiyo aki?

I hate my life…

:D:D:D

Guka, Go die:D

If that’s an authentic TNF/Gucci jacket then hii ghaseer ilighula pesa za wakili sagwasagwa.
That’s why I always say all women are the same, no matter their financial/social status. Vile unaeza ingiza mboch box ndio tu utaingiza CEO wa blue chip company.

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Hehe, Sahi ungekuwa kortini ukichungulia kifungo cha maisha kwa kumhadaa wakili kimapenzi na kifedha

Rizzalations 24:7

Mwanamke hutombwa akili kabla ya quma. Guka, you should be more worried by his tongue not his phallus.

Signed.

OG Rizzler.

Very geh post gukaaaa.very geh

On this Wednesday evening, Octogenarians in Muthaiga and Runda are busy enjoying dinner with their grandchildren as they watch the 9 PM news.

Meanwhile in Ndeiya, a certain githeri munching, confused, senile, illiterate, demented, Muratina addicted mzee, has decided to write a poem about another man’s private parts.

Useless!

ogopa sana @Josto Bwaku ikiingia @BaldCoomer lazima mwanamke atalipuka kabisa akisema vile wewe ni @mlipuayote

:D:D:D:D

That didn’t take long, did it?

Kwani pia wewe unataka hio deki?

leta the full story plus link ama urudi ukaskilize re run za Piipii mwai wa githinji :D:D

Utapata wakili alichukua pesa kutoka kwa account ya clients akamtumia.

Kwani ulikuwanga shosh ndio kila time unatukumbusha this is guka… @ChifuMbitika this is mathe, learn from @FieldMarshal CouchP mistakes and correct your ways, huko mbele usianze kutukumbusha this is fathe

Angalia gazeti kesho. Nyani…

Thought so too. Premium tears all round…

:D:D:D:D:D

Nugu!

Mzee kunywa supu ya managu utulie

A very homosexual thread

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But as we always say men from western region of Kenya wakitumbukiza mboro ndani ya Nyambura kichwa inaruka.
60%of kikuyu youth are luhya /kisii genetically

Hata hawa guka hawezi ingiza box

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